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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/kamalavathe/status/1036460537553420289

There's an entire thread for the trashiest animal ever but the otter thread died. That's how I know the forums are hosed

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Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

RatHat posted:

I admit it took me until the KO to realize this was a joke.

The Onion SportsDome deserved better. I thought the episodes they made were pretty solid. (E: I remembered the show, but had to look up the name.)

Ommin has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Sep 7, 2018

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Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Milo and POTUS posted:

There's an entire thread for the trashiest animal ever

hell, there's an entire sub-board for Gamers

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Dodged the bullet there by listening exclusively to black metal.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzb00dqNg4

# ? Sep 7, 2018 13:28

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzb00dqNg4

Lol that this is supposed to be a trve kvlt band. How quaint.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 13:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now that's more like it.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

https://youtu.be/kWyBlPWcB2Y

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/ryguyguyry/status/995461809225240576

# ? Sep 7, 2018 13:49

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

Now that's more like it.

I'm partial to "The mutilation of Christ" myself.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 14:04

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

The other fighter rolled a Pokeball at him afterwards. Clearly he didn't realise the extent of the injury he had just inflicted, but still.

Going into that fight, his record was 21-17, and he had been fighting for 19 years at that point. He retired afterwards, but probably should have retired in 2011. He never beat anyone of note, and was most famous for being the husband (now ex-) of the UFC fighter and steroid golem Cris Cyborg. It was mostly a freak accident, but when you have something like this happen, the doctors are pretty big on "no doing the thing that landed you here anymore".

OH that's right!

# ? Sep 7, 2018 14:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZC45HVq9QM

# ? Sep 7, 2018 15:23

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH that's right!

Holy poo poo :gonk:

I can�t believe that pokeball thing was real.

Here, have a palate-cleanser:

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Paladinus posted:

Now that's more like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZqSaba34o&t=12s

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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El Sprongo: Jul 30, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

Uh...the real John Arbuckle?

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

areyoucontagious posted:

Holy poo poo

I can�t believe that pokeball thing was real.

Believe

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Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

El Sprongo posted:

Uh...the real John Arbuckle?

Ask yourself. Can I see him drinking dog cum?

You know the answer

Edit: how embarrassing, the arbuckle is me

Bombadilillo has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Sep 7, 2018

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bombadilillo posted:

Ask yourself. Can I see I'm drinking dog cum?

You know the answer

Depends on how many mirrors you have, I guess

# ? Sep 7, 2018 18:01

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Bombadilillo posted:

Ask yourself. Can I see him drinking dog cum?

You know the answer

T...turn off your monitor?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 19:39

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Come on, guys, its clearly supposed to be a high protein supplement. Can't you tell?

https://boingboing.net/2017/10/20/garfield-cartoonist-denies-jon.html

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Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Would you like to know more?

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Der Kyhe posted:

Would you like to know more?

Yes, actually.

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World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH that's right!

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

# ? Sep 7, 2018 20:05

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Der Kyhe posted:

Would you like to know more?

I kind of would. I don�t know what the content of that report is, but the kid knows how to write a title. He also looks like the ReportOfTheWeek kid from YouTube.

World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out sm5h

I did not know that.

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Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Sep 7, 2018 20:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

I wish you could brutally crush the skulls of pokemon with your mega knee. Imagine the adults in the poke-verse treat em like pests, hit em with the weed wacker in the yard and poo poo.

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Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

luxury handset posted:

buddy

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

luxury handset posted:

I don't know, Buddy Cole did go to jail for killing a drag queen.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

How does that make any sense? Shouldn�t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it�s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser

# ? Sep 7, 2018 21:13

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

How does that make any sense? Shouldn�t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it�s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser

Look at this norbert that doesn't know how pokeballs operate

# ? Sep 7, 2018 21:28

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

luxury handset posted:

WTF, the give-no-fucks cops literally embody lawful neutral; Headcrusher had a dark and capricious heart that lusted only for power over life and death

Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Sep 7, 2018

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Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Pfft, lightweight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PQX64cTgY

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Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

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zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

freeedr posted:

How does that make any sense? Shouldn�t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it�s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser

Pokemon going into the ball must be 100% consensual.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 23:42