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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

There's an entire thread for the trashiest animal ever but the otter thread died. That's how I know the forums are hosed

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Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

RatHat posted:

I admit it took me until the KO to realize this was a joke.

The Onion SportsDome deserved better. I thought the episodes they made were pretty solid. (E: I remembered the show, but had to look up the name.)

Ommin has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Sep 7, 2018

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Milo and POTUS posted:

There's an entire thread for the trashiest animal ever

hell, there's an entire sub-board for Gamers

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Dodged the bullet there by listening exclusively to black metal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzb00dqNg4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzb00dqNg4

Lol that this is supposed to be a trve kvlt band. How quaint.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, you should instead listen to music with good Christian values that promotes ridding this flamboyant earth of evildoers and witchcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Now that's more like it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/kWyBlPWcB2Y

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ryguyguyry/status/995461809225240576

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

Now that's more like it.

I'm partial to "The mutilation of Christ" myself.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

The other fighter rolled a Pokeball at him afterwards. Clearly he didn't realise the extent of the injury he had just inflicted, but still.


Going into that fight, his record was 21-17, and he had been fighting for 19 years at that point. He retired afterwards, but probably should have retired in 2011. He never beat anyone of note, and was most famous for being the husband (now ex-) of the UFC fighter and steroid golem Cris Cyborg. It was mostly a freak accident, but when you have something like this happen, the doctors are pretty big on "no doing the thing that landed you here anymore".

OH that's right!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZC45HVq9QM

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH that's right!


Holy poo poo :gonk:

I can’t believe that pokeball thing was real.

Here, have a palate-cleanser:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Paladinus posted:

Now that's more like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZqSaba34o&t=12s

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

El Sprongo
Jul 30, 2008

Uh...the real John Arbuckle?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

areyoucontagious posted:

Holy poo poo :gonk:

I can’t believe that pokeball thing was real.


Believe

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

El Sprongo posted:

Uh...the real John Arbuckle?

Ask yourself. Can I see him drinking dog cum?

You know the answer

Edit: how embarrassing, the arbuckle is me

Bombadilillo has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Sep 7, 2018

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bombadilillo posted:

Ask yourself. Can I see I'm drinking dog cum?

You know the answer

Depends on how many mirrors you have, I guess

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Bombadilillo posted:

Ask yourself. Can I see him drinking dog cum?

You know the answer
T...turn off your monitor?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
Come on, guys, its clearly supposed to be a high protein supplement. Can't you tell?

https://boingboing.net/2017/10/20/garfield-cartoonist-denies-jon.html

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008



Would you like to know more?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Der Kyhe posted:



Would you like to know more?

Yes, actually.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


LifeSunDeath posted:

OH that's right!


this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Der Kyhe posted:



Would you like to know more?

I kind of would. I don’t know what the content of that report is, but the kid knows how to write a title. He also looks like the ReportOfTheWeek kid from YouTube.


World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out sm5h

I did not know that.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

I wish you could brutally crush the skulls of pokemon with your mega knee. Imagine the adults in the poke-verse treat em like pests, hit em with the weed wacker in the yard and poo poo.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

:allears: buddy

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I don't know, Buddy Cole did go to jail for killing a drag queen.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

World War Mammories posted:

this is absolute loving bullshit. EVERYONE knows you can't catch a pokemon if you knock it out smh

How does that make any sense? Shouldn’t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it’s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

How does that make any sense? Shouldn’t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it’s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser

Look at this norbert that doesn't know how pokeballs operate

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


WTF, the give-no-fucks cops literally embody lawful neutral; Headcrusher had a dark and capricious heart that lusted only for power over life and death

Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Sep 7, 2018

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Pfft, lightweight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PQX64cTgY

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

freeedr posted:

How does that make any sense? Shouldn’t it be easier to drag an animal home when the animal is unconscious? What does it do to stop you if it’s unconscious? Does its lifeless body suddenly become animate and run away faster than it could when it was awake? Answer me this poo poo, you wild animal abuser
Pokemon going into the ball must be 100% consensual.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

zedprime posted:

Ball going into the Pokemon must be 100% consensual.

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



So does this guy have the thing that football players get, or are the whacks to the head not hard enough when you crack walnuts?

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