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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

b0ng posted:

Ended up with a concussion, but his shoulder is fine.

I was laughing at the announcers continuing to insist that he must've hurt his shoulder when it was clearly a bad concussion. He was knocked out cold, completely limp for several moments after he bounced off the turf

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Man I hope you weren't laughing laughing at that

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Intruder posted:

Man I hope you weren't laughing laughing at that

If you can't laugh at the announcers all being trash poo poo idiots you basically can't watch the NFL.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Intruder posted:

Man I hope you weren't laughing laughing at that

Their misdiagnosis was amusing because usually when a person goes completely limp upon hitting the ground the shoulder isn't at fault. Obviously I wasn't laughing at the injury, just the inability of the announcers to see what's right in front of them

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You should have been laughing that they have been ordered to ignore brain injury’s like an NFL doctor.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Elephanthead posted:

You should have been laughing that they have been ordered to ignore brain injury’s like an NFL doctor.

That's not funny :(

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Intruder posted:

KJ is bad anyway. Could have had Peters

You know, as well as I do, that no Texans GM is spending a first rounder on a dude who had discipline issues with their college team no matter how stupid of a policy that may be. Can’t have inmates running the prison.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Unf unf unf

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

all work and no play makes blake a dull boy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Bit of a dud from Deshaun today :sweatdrop:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Intruder posted:

Bit of a dud from Deshaun today :sweatdrop:

Marcus too. I’m in full denial mode to avoid a meltdown.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Meanwhile Andrew Luck threw a TD.

too bad the rest of the team sucks rear end

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Marcus too. I’m in full denial mode to avoid a meltdown.

Its preseason

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1033652162818203648

In case you weren't convinced he's a poo poo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

:siren: HUGE TRADE :siren:

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1033762168100069383

Madden's name generator seems a bit wonky with Lenzy Pipkins, but Morrison sucked so I'm fine with it.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I find the complete lack of news about Lee's knee bewildering.


Codependent Poster posted:

:siren: HUGE TRADE :siren:

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1033762168100069383

Madden's name generator seems a bit wonky with Lenzy Pipkins, but Morrison sucked so I'm fine with it.
You'll be calling him Lenzy Pimpkins by the end of the year, wont you?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Codependent Poster posted:


Madden's name generator seems a bit wonky with Lenzy Pipkins, but Morrison sucked so I'm fine with it.

Imagine explaining the trade to Irsay on Friday.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I find the complete lack of news about Lee's knee bewildering.

Do we really need news? Everyone's just assuming that it's completely devastated and the earliest he could come back is next season, and I'd be shocked if that isn't correct. But yeah he isn't getting the coverage that some other receivers would get

Play fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Aug 27, 2018

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Play posted:

I Do we really need news? Everyone's just assuming that it's completely devastated and the earliest he could come back is next season, and I'd be shocked if that isn't correct. But yeah he isn't getting the coverage that some other receivers would get

They put him on IR today.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

pubic works project posted:

They put him on IR today.

And it looks like it's true that he's about to undergo surgery and is not coming back this season. Preseason injuries are the worst

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1034129674677497856
I hope they win the super bowl for him and his family

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Yeah, rip

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Stevie Lee posted:

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1034129674677497856
I hope they win the super bowl for him and his family

Yeah, me, it was a good idea to look at his twitter media and see a picture of his kid eating a grilled cheese.

My computer room is really dusty right now, these aren't tears.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Is Irsay still alive?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol the Titans cut Sua Filo

Man what a bust of a pick

AutomaticPrince
Jun 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1037009916957876225?s=19

AutomaticPrince fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 4, 2018

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Week 1 aka the week everyone itt is a Texans fan

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
THIS is the year we see Watt and Clowney do a Doomsday Device on Brady (with Mercilus as the ringpost).

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Edward Mass posted:

THIS is the year we see Watt and Clowney do a Doomsday Device on Brady (with Mercilus as the ringpost).

Goodell would forfeit the Texans' season but still at least 90% worth it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Brady has only one weapon left and no offensive line so it'll be extra embarrassing this time when he goes for 350/4/0

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Turns out that you don't need weapons when you can dink and dunk your way down the field

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
I would really like to see Tom Brady get assaulted today and so would you.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

b0ng posted:

I would really like to see Tom Brady get assaulted today and so would you.
I disagree, I want to see him get assaulted next week.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I disagree, I want to see him get assaulted next week.

Why not both?

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 9, 2018

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Watt looks extremely like JAG now

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Also it turns out Deshaun Watson is bad

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Intruder posted:

Also it turns out Deshaun Watson is bad
as everyone expected

Frustrated
Jun 12, 2003

Fire Bill O'Brian

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Intruder posted:

Watt looks extremely like JAG now

Would not mind him in teal

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