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BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

JB50 posted:

JD married a stripper/porn actress?

Those tats are awful.

Old white guy here checking in to let you know what I think about someones tattoos.

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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
I dunno what y'all are talking about, JD's wife is the hottest broad I ever seen.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
She's the hottest chick we've ever had up here.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

More ETM trivia:
What book did Eric give Howard and Beth as a wedding present?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

an AOL chatroom posted:

More ETM trivia:
What book did Eric give Howard and Beth as a wedding present?

Holy poo poo, I don't remember this at all.

I'm a bad fan :negative:

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Jewish chessmasters

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

an AOL chatroom posted:

More ETM trivia:
What book did Eric give Howard and Beth as a wedding present?

Jewish Chessmasters.....on Stamps.

it's the most ridiculous thing ever which is why I remember it

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
It definitely wasn't Douggie the Puggie.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Jewish Chessmasters.....on Stamps.

it's the most ridiculous thing ever which is why I remember it

You are correct! There are three reviews of this book on Amazon, and all three mention Eric.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
you watch enough of these ETM mixtapes on YouTube and you'll get an encyclopedic knowledge of all kinds of esoteria

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Jewish Chessmasters.....on Stamps.

it's the most ridiculous thing ever which is why I remember it



Looks fascinating to me.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

I'll bet that was a real page turner for Beth especially.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

I remember Howard saying something like "Thanks... Beth is gonna love this".

I also love that for someone to stumble upon this particular book, it's almost certain he was using "chess" and "jew" as search terms, saw this and though "there's no way he WON'T love this!"

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Stuttering John is on Twitter saying he's going to "take over the throne" when Stern leaves Sirius at the end of this contract. Says he's gonna bring back Jackie and Billy.....goooooood, greeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaat........

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Stuttering John is on Twitter saying he's going to "take over the throne" when Stern leaves Sirius at the end of this contract. Says he's gonna bring back Jackie and Billy.....goooooood, greeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaat........

As long as he gets rid of benjy.

Except its not going to happen. Tune in to ssstututering wha wha whan oh oh oh won!

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

wesleywillis posted:

As long as he gets rid of benjy.

Except its not going to happen. Tune in to ssstututering wha wha whan oh oh oh won!

Man, Benjy is the best part of the show at this point because he isn't a yes man.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Moniker posted:

Man, Benjy is the best part of the show at this point because he isn't a yes man.

Fight me jerk!!
Its not that I think everyone is awesome for sucking howard's balls, but I just hate it when someone asks a question, and he asks a question back, or answers a different question, or does his usual benjy schtick. Plus when he shows up late and howard feels it necessary to yell at him on the radio.

As the Iron Sheik might say gently caress THE BENJY BRONK!! HE IS PIECE OF poo poo SON OF A BITCH!!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

wesleywillis posted:

As long as he gets rid of benjy.

Except its not going to happen. Tune in to ssstututering wha wha whan oh oh oh won!

He wants Benjy out, JD out, Ralph out, and Richard and Sal out.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Jewish Chessmasters on Stamps is possibly the greatest troll in the history of mankind and I somehow missed that when it happened.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

and Richard and Sal out.

Well, he was dead to me before, but now, especially so.

:argh:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

John alcoholism will kill him before Howard retires.

John a mess, a waste.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Stuttering John, a man who is most notable for doing whatever he could to get away from the Howard Stern Show, now claiming that he's next in line for the throne is good poo poo. they ought to bring him on the show to debate it. that would be a great segment

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

John has been doing too many whip-its if he buys any of those rumors. People want him on the radio even less than they wanted him on the Tonight Show.

Or stand up. Or acting. Or his music. Everything he does besides offensive red carpet questions and arguing with Gary has been terrible.

The last time he had a radio show it got cancelled by a guy named Chuck Roast.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Former Human posted:

Everything he does besides offensive red carpet questions and arguing with Gary has been terrible.

I liked it when he said Niggerless Cage and Pamerler Anderson.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Stuttering John isn't capable of creating anything. His only value was being an idiot with no sense of fear. And being a huge tattletale.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Forget the fact that John is the original hero of the stupid, and could never get anything off the ground(listen to some of the old "Friends of the Howard Stern Show" feuds he had with Howard)
BUT what he is wanting to do with Jackie, Billy, etc...is just bad business and no media company in their right mind would ever do it.
I just mean in general, the days of the wacky morning crew are over. No one is going to give John 2 million a year to go produce a morning show. IF its something that could even be done, its podcast-jones. The concept should really be some play on the ex major players doing a podcast. John, Jackie, Artie, Grillo and KC....not trying to sell a HSS replacement after he retires...with people Howard fired. Typical John logic.

Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Sep 9, 2018

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
ETM Trivia: what was the title of the song that Eric composed and had played on the air for one-time fake girlfriend Kendra?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

an adult beverage posted:

ETM Trivia: what was the title of the song that Eric composed and had played on the air for one-time fake girlfriend Kendra?

Wild Thing?

dawunderboy
Aug 9, 2009

an adult beverage posted:

ETM Trivia: what was the title of the song that Eric composed and had played on the air for one-time fake girlfriend Kendra?

Our two hearts will prove them wrong.

You guys being the THEM.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
That whole kendra thing was so mean, remember they were watching him on webcam and he started crying about it once? Super mean

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

euphronius posted:

John hamm or JD Harmeyer

It’s a close call.

I had an enormous crush on JD when I was in middle school (in the late '90s), and I would absolutely have chosen JD over Jon Hamm in a heartbeat.

dawunderboy posted:

Our two hearts will prove them wrong.

You guys being the THEM.

This was such a funny saga. :D

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

ETM Trivia:
When Eric went to see WWE Wrestling, what type of car did he rent?
Bonus points: what color was it?

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

an AOL chatroom posted:

ETM Trivia:
When Eric went to see WWE Wrestling, what type of car did he rent?
Bonus points: what color was it?

PT Cruiser in Blue

VVV Yup - ended up "being" something like $300 per day or something outrageous VVV

Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Sep 10, 2018

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Kragger99 posted:

PT Cruiser in Blue

Didn't he say they charged him more because it was blue?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

ChaosMonkey posted:

Didn't he say they charged him more because it was blue?

Well that makes sense. We all know that the PT crapper was WAAAAY more desirable in blue than another colour.

G ood mor ning angels.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Hot take: I'd unironically listen to a Stuttering John hosted show if he had Benjy, Richard, and Sal involved in the project, and especially if Jackie and Billy were around. It sure as poo poo wouldn't be any worse than the current version of THSS which is essentially "Cock Talk With Howard Stern Featuring Chris Wilding".

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Remember when Scott got his balls busted for not being able to go to a NASCAR race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82JWqRzsyKw

It was clearly due to his wife being sick and he just didnt want to put it out on the air :(

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sand Monster posted:

Hot take: I'd unironically listen to a Stuttering John hosted show if he had Benjy, Richard, and Sal involved in the project, and especially if Jackie and Billy were around. It sure as poo poo wouldn't be any worse than the current version of THSS which is essentially "Cock Talk With Howard Stern Featuring Chris Wilding".

Add artie to the mix, and turn off john's microphone and I'd give it a shot.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Remember when Scott got his balls busted for not being able to go to a NASCAR race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82JWqRzsyKw

It was clearly due to his wife being sick and he just didnt want to put it out on the air :(

Was Scott's wife sick for that long? That clip happened in 2002.

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

Add artie to the mix, and turn off john's microphone and I'd give it a shot.

I don't think Artie is reliable at this point, but if we're talking dream team, then yeah bring him and KC into the mix. That brief period where Artie, John, and KC were all part of the show is a really great era in retrospect.

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