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Lowtax posted:Yes because most people see a legal threat and panic, without knowing exactly what their rights are. Higbee makes their money by saying poo poo like "if you don't settle this case right now for $600, it could go to court where we could potentially sue you for $4,000,000,000,000,000," and people see that and think "oh poo poo, that's a much larger number, better cut my losses and agree to the smaller amount!" That's also a bit like those IRS/CRA/Inland Revenue phone scams, where an Indian man threatens to send a SWAT team to your house unless you pay your allegedly unpaid taxes in Google Play cards.
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Lawyers get the guillotine first. IMHO.
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please send this to them next. the first letter in every sentence spells out, lick my taut rear end holequote:Look, I understand that your firm lives and dies by whether or not people fall for your scam. I won't be one of them. Can't you get that through your thick skull? Kindly tell your boss that he can shove this fake lawsuit up his loose, geriatric man-hole.
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Sep 10, 2018 23:45
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Lowtax, I'll offer to be a character witness if this goes to trial
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i hope lowtax can find a lawyer who accepts payment in porn 
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Sep 10, 2018 23:58
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Lowtax, if this goes to court everything in this thread is admissable and subpenisable so that being said, I'd like to address the court directly: Your Honor, if it pleases the court, kindly suck my God drat balls
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Jawdins posted:Lowtax, if this goes to court everything in this thread is admissable and subpenisable so that being said, I'd like to address the court directly: Pfft you’re just hoping for a jury trial.
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Just declare they won and start sending them your medical bills.
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Egbert Souse posted:Lowtax, I'll offer to be a character witness if this goes to anal That's what I read, just for a moment, while scrolling too fast 
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a mysterious cloak posted:That's what I read, just for a moment, while scrolling too fast hell same
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I kinda feel bad for her because she probably doesn't realize that she works for a scam company. But at the same time, these days it's super easy to research the company you work for.
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Sep 11, 2018 01:17
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This should be the new "stupid newbie" av
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These people seem like a fine bunch of Atticus Finches.
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:I kinda feel bad for her because she probably doesn't realize that she works for a scam company. Why would you think that?
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Burt Sexual posted:Why would you think that? I dunno, just guessing. If she is trying to be a real lawyer she hosed up big time.
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drat Lowtax. You've got some god drat balls (to suck your honor). Honestly I have so much more respect for you now. Fightin' the good fight. I'm rooting for you buddy.  Also this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:I dunno, just guessing. She’s not trying, this is significantly easier than being an actual attorney.
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Burt Sexual posted:Why would you think that? I can see that. I'm guessing he hires a bunch of naive just-out-of-college students to do all of the ground work and then it'll get escalated if she can't handle it or there's any sort of problem. But she chose to work there and if is a student of law should know drat well what she's doing. And honestly is getting a very good lesson. I don't know how these things work though. 
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Lowtax, if for your next email you want something that really packs a punch, consider calling that lady Jaundice instead of Shauntice. The two words sound alike!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I can see that. I'm guessing he hires a bunch of naive just-out-of-college students to do all of the ground work and then it'll get escalated if she can't handle it or there's any sort of problem. Could/can you spot a suspicious scam at age ~26? Being trained in the field of law at an accredited university. Unless you went to a diploma mill, well then point stands. I guess I’m presuming his staff have legal training oops. Even if not, lol she’s really dumb on the law she’s trying to project as a part of her job.
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Burt Sexual posted:Could/can you spot a suspicious scam at age ~26? Being trained in the field of law at an accredited university. Unless you went to a diploma mill, well then point stands. I guess I’m presuming his staff have legal training oops. Even if not, lol she’s really dumb on the law she’s trying to project as a part of her job. Point taken. I think an actual professional would have responded like... look I know where this is going so I'll I'm forwarding this and we'll see you in court... or some bullshit. She's going back and fourth since she's offended because she's incompetent which for all of is just, well it's just something special.
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Sep 11, 2018 02:06
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Hitler Is Great, Beyond Everything Else Hi! I Generate Bitch-made Emails, Exclusively. Heil Internet! Glorius Boobies Exist Everywhere! meh, that's all I got.
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Sep 11, 2018 02:16
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Can you imagine being a PoC legal clerk and your boss tells you to send takedown notices to defend a Hitler image?
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iSimian posted:Can you countersue on grounds of them using a screenshot of your website without your permission? Sounds like a job for Leonard J Crabs 
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I put it all up, in article form: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/higbee-hitler/
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Lowtax posted:I put it all up, in article form: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/higbee-hitler/ Lowtax made the front page!!!
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Lowtax posted:I put it all up, in article form: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/higbee-hitler/ Next time a colleague asks me about any cool long reads, I'm linking them this.
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Lowtax posted:I put it all up, in article form: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/higbee-hitler/
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lowtax made the front page!!!
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Sep 11, 2018 02:46
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Should have been https://www.somethingawful.com/news/adolf-hitler/
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Screaming Idiot posted:Should have been https://www.somethingawful.com/news/adolf-hitler/
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gently caress, I meant to type "adolf-higbee"
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Higbee's sounds like a chain restaurant in which the servers are forced to dress like members of an old-timey barbershop quartet.
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Lowtax posted:drat folks, poo poo's getting real now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHRs7jdPCE
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Say Nothing posted:Goon Hitler standing by... Oh my God look at the widdle dagger. Also good luck with Higbees Hitler protection services Lowtax!
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