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Bloodfart McCoy posted:No going to lie, I’ve always loved the work from home option... Working from home is great. People need to jettison this idea that every adult has to get into a car and drive to a building and sit in a gray cubicle and be miserable or it doesn't count as working. Letting more people work from home would mean less cars on the road, better attendance, and overall happier and more productive workers but it's an uphill battle to convince people of this since it involves doing something nice for all the little worker ants and that's just plain unamerican.
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broke: getting paid to poo poo woke: getting paid to cum working from home is good
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Working from home is great. People need to jettison this idea that every adult has to get into a car and drive to a building and sit in a gray cubicle and be miserable or it doesn't count as working. Letting more people work from home would mean less cars on the road, better attendance, and overall happier and more productive workers but it's an uphill battle to convince people of this since it involves doing something nice for all the little worker ants and that's just plain unamerican. harder to collect metrics on peoples bathroom breaks when they're working from home (although that depends on the kind of work you do -- my wife's old remote job actually did track productivity by the minute, and she was always getting stressed out as hell over it) i've been working from home almost exclusively for over 15 years and it owns, although i've always enjoyed the occasional office visits too. probably helps that i've never had to work for companies or people i didn't like, which i know is rare
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hell yea sitting in my self-driving tractor, planting my ai seeds, in three months i'll be harvesting the blockchains from the soil that's the way we do it here in the countryside 2.0
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:broke: getting paid to poo poo Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That's why I jerk it on company time
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yeah working from home’s enemy is jobs wanting to track your minute by minute productivity and penalize any slumps instead of focusing on tasks delivered at my current job there’s no job-related reason I couldn’t work from home most days a week, but the company wants to see butts in chairs on workdays. not because they’re tracking productivity that way, just because of the “work means being at work” mindset
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Pirate Radar posted:yeah working from home’s enemy is jobs wanting to track your minute by minute productivity and penalize any slumps instead of focusing on tasks delivered That's why I'll never work from home. When I'm home, I want to be home, I'm surveilled enough at work.
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Filthy Hans posted:Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime I drag my feet so slowly The company takes a loss Perusing memes, imagining That the toilet is the boss
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:broke: getting paid to poo poo when i'm working from home i'll poo poo and cum at the same time. maybe that's not even physically possible? but it'll be like getting a research grant to figure out if it is.
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Graphic posted:when i'm working from home i'll poo poo and cum at the same time. maybe that's not even physically possible? but it'll be like getting a research grant to figure out if it is. if you’re a dude there’s probably some prostrate mischief you can get up to in that respect
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Duscat posted:hell yea sitting in my self-driving tractor, planting my ai seeds, in three months i'll be harvesting the blockchains from the soil Apparently the beef industry is investing in block chain so you can see exactly what has happened to you steak
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Pirate Radar posted:if you’re a dude there’s probably some prostrate mischief you can get up to in that respect i guess making GBS threads while prostrate would count as mischief
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Duscat posted:i guess making GBS threads while prostrate would count as mischief lol good catch
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Len posted:Apparently the beef industry is investing in block chain so you can see exactly what has happened to you steak Yeah about that, people don't really want to know what all goes down in the slaughter house.
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Len posted:Apparently the beef industry is investing in block chain so you can see exactly what has happened to you steak can't wait to download 100 gigabytes of blockchain to cryptographically verify the history of, uh,this label that was printed on my package of mystery meat
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cannot wait for there to be child porn hidden in the steakchain sorry sir your porterhouse has been confiscated by the FBI
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Len posted:Apparently the beef industry is investing in block chain so you can see exactly what has happened to you steak https://www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/8k4rt0/blockchain_your_meat/?utm_source=reddit-android
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working from home is an extreme luxury for the professional working class. many service sector workers are experiencing an opposite phenomenon fueled by data collection and analysis determined to extract as much labor out of a worker as possible on the job site (Amazon warehouses, retail, food service, hotel service etc)
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pushpins posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/8k4rt0/blockchain_your_meat/?utm_source=reddit-android Some real  material in this subhttps://reddit.app.link/WMoTDh5o7P I have no idea how to embed mp4s 
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Renaissance Robot posted:Some real I see nothing bad about this?
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I’ve always been fascinated about China.txt stories where people have beds in their office to sleep for hours during the day, or how people work 14 hours day by playing games on their phones
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Renaissance Robot posted:Some real https://i.imgur.com/MlMoDdB.gifv
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Dude is having a loving blast with that. To hell with working at home, I wanna walk on a treadmill making goofy faces to people walking by as my job.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Dude is having a loving blast with that. To hell with working at home, I wanna walk on a treadmill making goofy faces to people walking by as my job. Playing Staying Alive on earbuds seems mandatory.
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Even that job will be automated  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9283G6I3PM
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Jel Shaker posted:I’ve always been fascinated about China.txt stories where people have beds in their office to sleep for hours during the day, or how people work 14 hours day by playing games on their phones I thought that was more so Japan, but yeah they've always fascinated me too. I think it's because it's an open secret and thus doesn't make any sense- the bosses know that the employee that gets to work at 4am and leaves at 11pm isn't working that entire time because they did it themselves and are probably doing the same thing currently, but it's just something you have to do because ?
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succ posted:working from home is an extreme luxury for the professional working class. America sucks and your jobs suck Come to Sweden where we have not-bad working conditions and laws in place. You and I can "work from home" together i.e put the work laptop in a corner and let it sit there while we pork the poo poo out of eachother and watch movies Maybe if there's a mail we could answer it maybe
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The art for this dinosaur comic is pretty good but there are too many utahraptors and the sixth panel where utahraptor is dead and t-rex realises the horror of what he's done is missing
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Professor Shark posted:I thought that was more so Japan, but yeah they've always fascinated me too. I think it's because it's an open secret and thus doesn't make any sense- the bosses know that the employee that gets to work at 4am and leaves at 11pm isn't working that entire time because they did it themselves and are probably doing the same thing currently, but it's just something you have to do because ? my impression of it is that it’s a mutual cycle of making yourself and others look good. if you work long hours you must be working hard, because if you’re not working hard then you’re not a good worker, and if you’re not a good worker then the company made a mistake when they hired you, so if the company says you’re not working hard then it’s admitting that it made a mistake. and since everybody is pulling long hours during which they sleep or goof off or whatever, nobody wants to crack down on it, but you can’t stop doing it because everyone’s agreed that long hours = hard work = good employee. sort of like how sleeping at your desk is accepted because it’s automatically taken to mean that you’re tired from working so hard
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Is Japan the worst country? Anime, flat butts, pedophiles and people who willingly spend their entire lives infront of a workdesk?
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at my current office (not America or Japan) the local staff have to keep a spreadsheet accounting for all of their hours that day, as in “did this for X minutes” even if it’s something dumb like “talked to Jeff down the hall about [work-related thing] for five minutes” but to the best of my knowledge this is completely for the sake of appearances and their entries are never so much as sanity-checked so it’s just this meaningless ritual where every day people write vague numbers attached to what they did and call it good.
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Took a huge dump while reading news on my phone - 30 minutes Shitposting - 6 hours Another dump - 30 minutes
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Zzulu posted:Is Japan the worst country?
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Zzulu posted:Took a huge dump while reading news on my phone - 30 minutes Don't post my time journal reports. This is confidential information, and I might get in trouble with HR.
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Pirate Radar posted:at my current office (not America or Japan) the local staff have to keep a spreadsheet accounting for all of their hours that day, as in “did this for X minutes” even if it’s something dumb like “talked to Jeff down the hall about [work-related thing] for five minutes” but to the best of my knowledge this is completely for the sake of appearances and their entries are never so much as sanity-checked so it’s just this meaningless ritual where every day people write vague numbers attached to what they did and call it good. time theft rocks man
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Pirate Radar posted:if you’re a dude there’s probably some prostrate mischief you can get up to in that respect More like prostate mischief.
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Wynona Dryder posted:time theft rocks man
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