Elysiume posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwCbmLPTT5U&t=111s

Elysiume posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwCbmLPTT5U&t=111s

darthbob88 posted:

I forget who came up with it first, but hot chicken wing and wasabi Oreos aren't flavors, they're things Dr Evil threatens to unleash if he doesn't get $1 million ransom.

Randaconda posted:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Holy gently caress, how long was that in the oven for? The pan is glowing.

Brawnfire posted:

I've definitely had wasabi in sweet places and it does work. I had wasabi ice cream once that was very delicious, and yet still had a smack of spice*

*spice never feels like the right word for what wasabi does. It basically bypasses my tongue except for a nice flavor, then slaps me in the back of the loving head and jams two fingers up my nostrils into my sinuses. What would one call that?

Brawnfire posted:

I've definitely had wasabi in sweet places and it does work. I had wasabi ice cream once that was very delicious, and yet still had a smack of spice*

*spice never feels like the right word for what wasabi does. It basically bypasses my tongue except for a nice flavor, then slaps me in the back of the loving head and jams two fingers up my nostrils into my sinuses. What would one call that?

von Braun posted:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Holy gently caress, how long was that in the oven for? The pan is glowing.

Brawnfire posted:

I've definitely had wasabi in sweet places and it does work. I had wasabi ice cream once that was very delicious, and yet still had a smack of spice*

von Braun posted:

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

What in the gently caress is that? I hate it whatever it is.

chitoryu12 posted:

I can never decide which of these kills me (or the drinker) more. Probably the ones where she takes very delicate mint leaves and mashes the gently caress out of them.

chitoryu12 posted:

I can never decide which of these kills me (or the drinker) more. Probably the ones where she takes very delicate mint leaves and mashes the gently caress out of them.

Data Graham posted:

I'mma say hearts.

Tag ur gore

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rCDbQBg.mp4

Brawnfire posted:

Do other people perceive that as a type of "heat" or is that just an easy way of putting it? It's such a unique sensation from burning, it really feels more like a slapping or intense stinging to me. Coupled with an alarming wellspring of back-of-the-head sweat

Wikipedia posted:

Because the burning sensations of wasabi are not oil-based, they are short-lived compared to the effects of capsaicin in chili peppers, and are washed away with more food or liquid. The sensation is felt primarily in the nasal passage and can be quite painful depending on the amount consumed.

spankmeister posted:

Mint needs to be mushed to release the aromas.

chitoryu12 posted:

You lightly crush the mint. Crushing too much makes it bitter. Going to town like she does will make a drink taste horrible.

uber_stoat posted:

this is my girl tho

angerbeet posted:

I can't stay mad at Aunt Sandy, she tries, not hard, but by god she tries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw

In this one she decides that Hypnotiq is a delicious and colourful pre-made cocktail and not, for instance, a 17% liqueur that serving people 3 oz of before dinner might be a bad idea. It matches the aquarium theme, you see.

quote:

Sandra Lee Waldroop was born in Santa Monica, California, on July 3, 1966. She later dropped her last name and became known as Sandra Lee. Lee was the first child of teenagers Wayne Waldroop and Vicky Svitak. When Lee was 2 years old, her parents filed for divorce and her mother dropped her and her younger sister, Cindy, off with their paternal grandmother, Lorraine, promising to soon return. Lee credits her Grandma Lorraine with her love of baking and her ability to "stretch a dollar."

Several years later, Lee's mother remarried and finally returned to pick her and Cindy up. Her mother and stepfather had three children together. But when that marriage failed, Lee, at age 11, "became mom, sister, caretaker and homemaker" to her siblings, she wrote in her memoir, Made from Scratch. Her physically abusive mother was a prescription drug-addict who spent much of her time in bed, leaving Lee to rely on food stamps and welfare checks to feed the family.

Lee left home at age 15 and moved to Wisconsin to live with her birthfather. Missing her brothers and sisters, she became depressed and even contemplated suicide. Making things worse, her father was convicted of second-degree sexual assault and sentenced to a year in prison. Lee hasn't had any contact with her mother since she left home. "I was dealt a hand that might have had a very different outcome if I ever allowed myself to feel like a victim," Lee wrote in her memoir.

Career in the Food Industry
Lee enrolled at the University of Wisconsin, LaCrosse, but dropped out during her junior year to return to California. Always good with her hands and prettifying things around the house, the driven and ambitious Lee created a new product called the Kurtain Kraft, which she sold through informercials on TV. She also produced a series of home improvement videos. By the end of 1993, after just nine months, Kurtain Kraft had grossed $6 million. Lee became a spokesperson for KB Home and married the company's CEO, Bruce Karatz, in 2001. Their marriage ended in 2005.

Lee's first book, Semi-Homemade Cooking, landed on The New York Times' best-seller list. TV appearances to promote the book led to a call from The Food Network, and the show Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee launched in 2003. The philosophy behind Semi-Homemade Cooking, according to Lee, is to make life easier for the average housewife. "Seventy percent store-bought, ready-made plus 30 percent fresh allows you to take 100 percent of the credit," is Lee's motto.

Haifisch posted:

Haifisch posted:

Randaconda posted:

Pen Express posted:

This is cursed as poo poo

angerbeet posted:

In this one she decides that Hypnotiq is a delicious and colourful pre-made cocktail and not, for instance, a 17% liqueur that serving people 3 oz of before dinner might be a bad idea. It matches the aquarium theme, you see.

Ultimate Mango posted:

Okay, what goon knows the story to this?


This is a regular weeknight at my house.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

More like how do you NOT KNOW they story to this.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

More like how do you NOT KNOW they story to this.

Ultimate Mango posted:

I know the story to the video, I was asking about the cake. Some goon surely ordered the cake, and we must know why.