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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1039316286294114305

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Woooooo 4 yards of rushing in the first half!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



I thought it was a catch at the time :shrug:

ShimSham
May 25, 2007

I heard you
like how I sack.

Yeah, it was an INT and would have been upheld if called on field and reviewed.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
So far it looks to be confirmed the Lions running game won't be as bad as last year.

It's worse.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something


Canned Panda posted:

Woooooo 4 yards of rushing in the first half!

Almost like the running backs aren’t the problem...

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Styles Bitchley posted:

So far it looks to be confirmed the Lions running game won't be as bad as last year.

It's worse.

That's statistically impossible

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
six carries for four yards, lions

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Almost like the running backs aren’t the problem...

Nah Johnson looked good, Blount was awful

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Styles Bitchley posted:

So far it looks to be confirmed the Lions running game won't be as bad as last year.

It's worse.

Yeah why the gently caress do they expect that the Lions run game would be much better

Like, Blount is fine on paper I guess but we've had better RBs

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ShortStack posted:

six carries for four yards, lions

If nothing else it shows how good the Eagles OL is.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
What a gross fat sweaty gently caress

e: yeah I know turn on your monitor

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Details. If you're gonna cover up a crime, you've gotta pay attention to the details.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Stafford's pretty good at this.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Now they're catching passes. Nice throw

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Boo Matt Patricia boo. Boo Detroit you suck booo

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Horseshit.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Literally no jets in the middle of the field

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Acebuckeye13 posted:

That's statistically impossible

Oh my sweet child...


Play posted:

What a gross fat sweaty gently caress

e: yeah I know turn on your monitor


What did Prater ever do to you?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That was a really nice drive.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




They almost looked like a professional football team there.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
A TALE OF TWO HALVES!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
One minute 50 seconds

I love golden tate

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

jesus that coverage

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
i really like second half stafford alot more than first half stafford

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
oh stafford finally showed up

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

so that was bad. Good game though.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Styles Bitchley posted:

Oh my sweet child...



What did Prater ever do to you?

No as in it is literally statistically impossible, they were already worst in the league last year

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Acebuckeye13 posted:

No as in it is literally statistically impossible, they were already worst in the league last year

first team to finish with minus running yards at the end of the season

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

first team to finish with minus running yards at the end of the season

Leading rusher: that one time you run a fake punt and the punter gets like 40 yards with a stream of pee trailing him the entire way.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

i really like second half stafford alot more than first half stafford

I mean, isn't that how he usually plays?

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Acebuckeye13 posted:

No as in it is literally statistically impossible, they were already worst in the league last year

As my chinese co-worker likes to say: "no it's more worse!"

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Canned Panda posted:

I mean, isn't that how he usually plays?

yeah but i always forget until we have like 2 three and outs in the first half and then we score instantly in the second, it's a vicious cycle

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Stafford usually plays angry the first couple of games of the season.

You wouldn't like Stafford when he's angry.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




So what's the over/under on Patricia suffering cardiac arrest during a game this season?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How has Darnold looked?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This games Wierd as hell

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Canned Panda posted:

So what's the over/under on Patricia suffering cardiac arrest during a game this season?

The same as me suffering cardiac arrest because people don't understand what an over/under is.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Canned Panda posted:

So what's the over/under on Patricia suffering cardiac arrest during a game this season?

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Pryor still haunting me from beyond the college football grave :argh:

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