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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Acebuckeye13 posted:

This isn't how I expected the season opener to go but to be honest I am not exactly surprised

We're trapped in a nightmare that never ends

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Patricia is doing something to me alright

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

ShimSham posted:

I thought Sunday Ticket was only like $100 a season now.

Maybe with a student discount. If you have the Max upgrade it's almost $400 at full price.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

adaz posted:

Yeah he fell on top of him and a little to the side is why I was wondering.

If your legs are too the side it isn't a penalty if I learned anything from the guy getting ejected for blasting Luck.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

adaz posted:

Serious question, why didn't that stafford hit draw a roughing the passer penalty? I've seen them call it on less egregious hits

He hit around the midsection so not high or low and he and he didn't stuff him into the ground. You're right though they've called it on less but that doesn't make it right

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Styles Bitchley posted:

Told my wife I was gonna cancel Sunday Ticket if the Lions lose this game. poo poo might save me like $300.

Behind every honolulu blue cloud is a silver lining .

I'm just going to pretend that the Jets will have a top 3 defense and that Stafford is brutally injured to justify watching again next sunday, way too far gone to stop watching

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

adaz posted:

Serious question, why didn't that stafford hit draw a roughing the passer penalty? I've seen them call it on less egregious hits

The reason it looked bad is he went limp and let his head slingshot back into the turf. Stafford has a long history of playing up every sack like the defender just unloaded a shotgun into him, and it's pretty amusing.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hosed up

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Jesus Christ, Stafford got crushed, eeeeeeeesh

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

HOLY poo poo IS MATT CASSEL ON AN NFL TEAM

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Holy poo poo he was smashed

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Looked like a gore

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Stafford just got annihilated oh god

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Patricia raped a woman and is now killing a man

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Hahaha. Patricia turned Stafford back into an idiot

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

speared him in the loving chest ow ow ow

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i'm guessing stafford is no rodgers

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This is a loving body bag game.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
This o line is playing like trash

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
How did that pass even get there

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Please be okay Stafford and Blount. Getting injured for garbage Matt just isn't worth it :(

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
You fucks ready for Cassell time?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
And this is where I start crying

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

420_Power_Rangers posted:

You fucks ready for Cassell time?

:yeshaha:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Lions are being murdered

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
He changed his throwing motion so much mid-pass and it STILL was on target

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
staffords iron man streak ended by the jets, a rapist and matt cassel, im so ready

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
"A Clean hit on both guys" as both guys grind their knee into staffords writhing form

ShimSham
May 25, 2007

I heard you
like how I sack.
Those are some bruised ribs.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

420_Power_Rangers posted:

You fucks ready for Cassell time?

I only watch for backup QB time.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Play posted:

He hit around the midsection so not high or low and he and he didn't stuff him into the ground. You're right though they've called it on less but that doesn't make it right

What do you think about this sociological type NFL theory, all the qb protection rules came about as a reward for qbs for betraying their striking teammates in 1987, the NFL QB club (remember the bad videogame) became bosses within the ranks. Now they get special privilege, the slide rule (which is 30 years old, from 1988 I believe), guys getting called for 15 yard penalties for sacking the qb without slowing down first, the tuck rule, all that stuff.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Can the refs throw a late flag on this play?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Matt loving Cassel

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

420_Power_Rangers posted:

You fucks ready for Cassell time?

I cannot believe he still has a loving job but him being on the lions is just perfection

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Belichick coaching tree is loving worthless

All his success is due to cheating, Brady, and good organizational scouts

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
the man in the high cassel

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Just got home. Why is Matt Cassel playing.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Rub some dirt on it Staffy

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Bring in Kaepernick or I'm done with this team forever

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Just got home. Why is Matt Cassel playing.

Stafford got injured twice

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