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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Acebuckeye13 posted:

my family moved to SE Michigan in 2000 and my dad started following the Lions because they were the local team

man I could've been an Eagles fan

None of these things were a good loving option.

It's like choosing to have the larger rear end in a top hat to be hosed in and be proud of it, and then be like, "ah jeez, I picked the wrong rear end in a top hat".

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/BairNBCS/status/1039389524919431169

You take the small victories in life.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Can’t wait for my first Viking game @Rams, going to be a bloodbath....that we’ll lose cause loving Vikes would do that to me personally

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

AsInHowe posted:

That is legitimately a terrible stadium, hope it goes alright

It's really more of an excuse to visit San Francisco, since I've never been before and I'll have a few days to sightsee. I'm also camping out in Yosemite on the way back, so it should be a fun time regardless of whether or not the Lions win or if the game itself is enjoyable.

Big Beef City posted:

None of these things were a good loving option.

It's like choosing to have the larger rear end in a top hat to be hosed in and be proud of it, and then be like, "ah jeez, I picked the wrong rear end in a top hat".

you are familiar with the results of the recent superbowl, correct

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Pffffahahahahahahahah.

I feel a little better now.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'll tell you all what, I'm driving eleven hours on Saturday to see the Lions in San Francisco and I'm going to enjoy it, dammit because I'm loving insane :shepface:

Heads up: if you take public transportation down from SF instead, you can easily knock that 11 hours down to 8 or 9.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'll tell you all what, I'm driving eleven hours on Saturday to see the Lions in San Francisco and I'm going to enjoy it, dammit because I'm loving insane :shepface:

sell the tickets you idiot

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I for one am glad Ace wants to see the ends of both the Lions season and Matt Patricia's career in person

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
wonder who our next GM is going to be.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Only way I'll go to a Lions game is if a vendor is treating us to box seats or something.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
My dad had Lions season tickets from 2001-06 and took me to probably six games a year. He used to say that I should be grateful for it but sometimes I think I should hold it against him.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Acebuckeye13 posted:

What I'm getting here is that the Packers, Vikings, and Bears are all secretly terrible and the Lions will win the division because we're openly mediocre.

This aged well

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Mitch Albom found the real problem from last night - Lions fans.

quote:

Now, there will be time to address the Lions' weaknesses. Lord knows, we may have all season. But before that, something needs to be said about those fans booing Stafford louder and louder as the game went on.

Really?

Yeah, he threw picks. Yeah, it was a lousy game. But this guy is the best quarterback to play in this town maybe ever, and he has slogged through 10 seasons here like an iron man, and he gets up through every hard hit and pushes himself back out there when most humans would say, “Are you kidding? I have to go back to THAT?”

Twice on Monday night Stafford took nasty blows, first a spike to his knee by his own lineman, Taylor Decker, that left the quarterback writhing on the ground, and second, a sandwich hit to the back and gut that left him down and short of breath for a few scary minutes. Both times he willed himself back into the game, despite knowing, deep down, that the night was lost.

“Those guys were fighting tooth and nail out there and I was gonna be out there with them,” Stafford said afterwards, refusing to blame or even detail his injuries, just saying “I’ll be OK.”

There’s not an ounce of diva in this guy, and he’s way more talented than the majority of quarterbacks in his league. If he’s burdened with a line that can’t protect him, or receivers that can’t hang onto his passes, or even a night when he’s not seeing things well, that’s his burden, but it’s not yours. The boos are misdirected, disrespectful, and flat-out stupid.

Yes, whenever you have a night game, you get more vocal fans, and maybe some of that nasty noise was the beer talking. But in either case, it was wrong. Wrong to Stafford, and given that this is the season opener, wrong to the whole team.

“Whatever’s going on out there is going on out there,” Stafford said of the booing. “…Nobody was more frustrated in that stadium than I was. I was making poor decisions and poor throws and that’s frustrating for me, too.”

That’s a lot classier than the crowd he performed for. There were Lions fans pointing their thumbs down all game long. But given the razzing in this first game of the year, some Lions players might have wanted to offer a finger of their own.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
For the record, the crowd at Lambeau was booing at halftime as well.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


it was evident to anyone watching the game that the spirit bomb detroit fans were generating was at BEST mediocre, so, i think thats a reasonable take

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
the lions went 9-7 last season

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

the lions went 9-7 last season

Lions won't win 9 games in Patricia's whole career.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Scipiotik posted:

Lions won't win 9 games in Patricia's whole career.

it's very hard to win 9 games when you're fired after 5

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


hes still got the jim bob cooter shield to protect him

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
im just hoping the lions will either be good or bad, lest we waste 3 years being mediocre

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Henchman of Santa posted:

My dad had Lions season tickets from 2001-06 and took me to probably six games a year. He used to say that I should be grateful for it but sometimes I think I should hold it against him.

My stepdad apologizes annually for getting me into the Lions over 20 years ago.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

it's very hard to win 9 games when you're fired after 5

Don't get my hopes up.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Going to games is fun even if the team is trash.

Also it helps you develop better rivalries. I went to a Lions preseason game (in Detroit) a few years back and there was an rear end in a top hat who showed up to the game in a Michael Crabtree jersey that was taunting the rest of the crowd. He started getting into a scuffle with the crowd and people were throwing plastic bottles at him (although some were full of liquid), and finally security came. While he was being escorted out someone cold cocked him in the side of the face. That guy alone made me loathe Michael Crabtree, no matter what team he plays for.

Also at another game there was a drunk fat guy in a Doug Flutie jersey (why?) that was talking a ton of poo poo, and was about to get into the same situation but he got way too drunk and ended up falling asleep in his chair.

I loving hate Doug Flutie, too.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

the lions went 9-7 last season

Caldwell poisoned the well with hope.

The latest generation of Lions fans must now learn there can be no true despair without hope.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
Lions lost to the Jets worse than the World Trade Center did.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Lions lost to the Jets worse than the World Trade Center did.

:drat:

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
Lol I drove 1800 miles in 3 days to catch the Lions opener. Ugh gently caress me. The first NFL game I ever go to and it was that disaster.

The ever present optimist in me is saying it was just week 1 with a rookie head coach, but so much went wrong that part is getting easy to drown out.

When's the draft this year?

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
the lions are going to beat the niners to restore hope.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Hizawk posted:

Ah, that explains why the defense couldn't stop the run or the pass and cover their lanes on special teams.

What was it, 137 yards and a touchdown on returns? I know besides the touchdown there was a big return to the Lions side of the field.

And then that crushing long run from Crowell. Yeesh

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Lions lost to the Jets worse than the World Trade Center did.

:stonklol:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

VJeff posted:

I can say absolutely unequivocally that Matthew Stafford is the best QB in the NFC North, yes.

True Fact: Big Dick Mitch is a better QB than Stafford

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Soothing Vapors posted:

True Fact: Big Dick Mitch is a better QB than Stafford

https://twitter.com/djdurkin/status/1039565534399012864?s=19

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Soothing Vapors posted:

True Fact: Big Dick Mitch is a better QB than Stafford

Edit: Got beaten

Mitch really sucks. Also that miss came after he overthrew Allen Robinson by about 5 yards (Bears were at like the 3) when he was wide open in the end zone.

https://twitter.com/RussNFLDraft/status/1038954278101164034

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Soothing Vapors posted:

True Fact: Big Dick Mitch is a better QB than Stafford

Trubisky is in the NFC North, and thus, is inferior to Stafford because Stafford is the best QB in the NFC North.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

I like the "throwing 20 yards is impossible" responses

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

ahahahaha

may he reign forever

VJeff posted:

Trubisky is in the NFC North, and thus, is inferior to Stafford because Stafford is the best QB in the NFC North.

gently caress :negative:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




rabidsquid posted:

hes still got the jim bob cooter shield to protect him

Jim Bob Cooter is going to be the interim HC after Patricia is fired part way through the season.

There will finally be a "Coach Cooter."

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

That's a bit of a misleading image.

Haha Clinton Dix is loving sprinting and would have gotten there before the ball did.

It would have been a pick,.

https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/1039570540355379200

Unless he made that throw when he was already running, but at that stage he was still looking at his first progression. The moment Burton sat in the hole it was already too late. He probably should have looked away from his first read faster to see Burton when he could have lead him and gotten it, but yeah he made the right read by the time he had turned to see Burton from the first read.

Trubs Mistake on that play was not noticing that Burton had a free release, and not looking to him sooner.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Sep 11, 2018

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
You are aware that throwing the ball is a faster action than running and by throwing it to the recievers left the reciever could have used his body as a screen.

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

LabyaMynora posted:

Jim Bob Cooter is going to be the interim HC after Patricia is fired part way through the season.

There will finally be a "Coach Cooter."

Nah, they've got it right. Cooter is going to be the sacrificial lamb if this season continues like this.

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