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alnilam posted:Hello I'm an internet lawyer my grandson set this up for me,,,,,,, you have been found in violation of internet hitler law,,,, please remit $6,900 along with a short essay explaining what's a url, as per summary judgement I'm internet.
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Charles posted:"Offices" Orifices
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Sep 11, 2018 19:31
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I haven't gotten any word back from Higbee and their reich, so I can only assume that somebody there is pre-litigating the absolute poo poo out of digital Imgur Hitler.
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alnilam posted:Hello I'm an internet lawyer my grandson set this up for me,,,,,,, you have been found in violation of internet hitler law,,,, please remit $6,900 along with a short essay explaining what's a url, as per summary judgement Uh excuse me sir but your calculations are off. The new alblowrithm shows the fee is in fact $69,420.
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Lowtax posted:I haven't gotten any word back from Higbee and their reich, so I can only assume that somebody there is pre-litigating the absolute poo poo out of digital Imgur Hitler. They finally opened a law book and saw that they don't have a case after all. Now they're lobbying to get the law changed. Lobbying in silence, in the dark. Lobbying for your destruction.
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Sep 11, 2018 19:41
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Icochet posted:They finally opened a law book and saw that they don't have a case after all. Now they're lobbying to get the law changed. Lobbying in silence, in the dark. Lobbying for your destruction.
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Sep 11, 2018 19:44
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Lowtax posted:Imgur? Could you please explain what that is, and your relationship to it? nice try, Ghost Aunt
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Sep 11, 2018 19:47
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dregan posted:nice try, Ghost Aunt MY DEAD AUNT
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Sep 11, 2018 19:50
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who among us has not killed an aunt to get a crappy job before
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Sep 11, 2018 19:57
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:who among us has not killed an aunt to FTFY
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Sep 11, 2018 19:59
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Lowtax posted:Oh, I kind of doubt that... they're not the type of law firm that gives up so easily. I'm fully expecting for them to double down on their bogus legal threats, as they attempt to break down my very soul with the nefarious tricks used by the infamous Higbee pre-litigation department. So..... You got hassled by these same people before? Was there a thread for that one?
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Sep 11, 2018 20:04
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:who among us has not killed an aunt for giving us a crappy name before FTFY Shauntice's dark secret?
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Sep 11, 2018 20:05
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I'd love to be there when she goes to someone who has actually been inside a courtroom and they trash the thing. "B-b-but he made fun of my aunt!"
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As a respected Internet Lawyer™ I can say with certainty that since she said "you may do what ever makes you feel better" you are legally absolved of all wrongdoing forever so long as your actions improve your mood. I suggest finding their office and filling it with hitlers.
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Sep 11, 2018 20:13
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I'm prelitigating right now
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Sep 11, 2018 20:27
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can woman get pragant from prelitigation?
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Sep 11, 2018 20:35
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The Bloop posted:I'm prelitigating right now So are the rest of us. Quit bragging.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:can woman get pragant from prelitigation? Only if done in a homosexual fashion can babby form.
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Sep 11, 2018 20:37
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:can woman get pragant from prelitigation?
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Sep 11, 2018 20:40
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Lol. They are replying to comments under the video, trying to roll with the punches. Also, a nice like/dislike ratio.
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Sep 11, 2018 20:56
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Paladinus posted:Lol. They are replying to comments under the video, trying to roll with the punches. Also, a nice like/dislike ratio. I think they took down my white supremacist solidarity Heil Higbee comment. 
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Sep 11, 2018 21:00
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Lowtax give me archives or I will post all the imagurs and u will get sued and die.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:02
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Waffleimages dodged a big Hitler-shaped bullet by shutting down.
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Palpek posted:Waffleimages dodged a big Hitler-shaped bullet by shutting down. bigavs are illegal in maritime court be mindful friend
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Sep 11, 2018 21:06
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Xenocides posted:FTFY Think she tried to sue her aunt for trademark infringement?
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Sep 11, 2018 21:18
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Think she tried to sue her aunt for trademark infringement? And now her aunt is dead. Tread carefully, Lowtax.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:24
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Just wait till they notice your C at the bottom of the site is only up to 2017!
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Sep 11, 2018 21:28
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They should sue Google and Mozilla for accepting embeds of their precious Hitler jpg on the HTML rendering engine.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:30
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Lowtax posted:the infamous Higbee pre-litigation department.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:44
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Lowtax I told hugabee how you own a 99% share of imgur. You're going down. They offered me a chocolate bar for this information so I am now set for life.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:46
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bring back old gbs posted:isnt getty the origin of this modern copyright extortion scheme?? lol at this story of them getting rung up in court by the people who make car air freshners Wikipedia posted:In 2009, Car-Freshner Corp. filed a lawsuit against Getty Images in U.S. Federal Court, Northern District New York (Case 7:09-cv-01252-GTS -GHL).[30] Car-Freshner claimed that Getty Images had in its catalog photos that included the famous "tree-shaped" trademarked car fresheners. In 2011, Getty Images attempted to have the case dismissed, but its motion was denied.[31] In 2012, Getty Images agreed to settle by paying $100,000 to Car-Freshener Corp., but admitted no wrongdoing. It's great that they tried to have it dismissed and the judge apparently was like, lol shoes on the other foot now bitch.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:50
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Oh hey the K stands for Kidman in Mathew K. Higbee and he’s registered as Republican in Nevada.
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Sep 11, 2018 22:07
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JoaoVitorBF posted:They should sue Google and Mozilla for accepting embeds of their precious Hitler jpg on the HTML rendering engine.
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Sep 11, 2018 22:13
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Lowtax posted:I haven't gotten any word back from Higbee and their reich, so I can only assume that somebody there is pre-litigating the absolute poo poo out of digital Imgur Hitler. You are now being Power Pre-Litigated. Hang tough, my brother.
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Sep 11, 2018 22:59
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Lowtax posted:I haven't gotten any word back from Higbee and their reich, so I can only assume that somebody there is pre-litigating the absolute poo poo out of digital Imgur Hitler. See it's serious now. They've elevated this case to their post pre-litigation department. This is surely where their seasoned scamming professionals work.
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Sep 11, 2018 23:08
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I'm glad they're so defensive of an image of Hitler Like what a hill to die on Defending Hitler 2018 sucks
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Sep 11, 2018 23:22
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a mysterious cloak posted:You are now being Power Pre-Litigated. Hang tough, my brother. Worse. We're all gonna be Double Secret Pre-Litigated.
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Sep 11, 2018 23:25
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Of all the things SA gets sued for.
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Sep 11, 2018 23:28
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Should have gone with this Hitler image
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Picnic Princess posted:Defending Hitler htfy (haiku'd that for you)
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