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I want to see someone seek specific performance following breach of a BDSM contract.
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Maybe I should set up a kangaroo BDSM court for all of these people to sue each other. Can treat it as a form of binding arbitration ala Judge Judy.
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Sep 11, 2018 17:25
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Mr. Nice! posted:Maybe I should set up a kangaroo BDSM court for all of these people to sue each other. Can treat it as a form of binding arbitration ala Judge Judy. Judge Booty?
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Sep 11, 2018 17:34
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Mr. Nice! posted:Maybe I should set up a kangaroo BDSM court for all of these people to sue each other. Can treat it as a form of binding arbitration ala Judge Judy. Emphasize the "binding" and you're halfway there.
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Sep 11, 2018 17:51
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Mr. Nice! posted:Maybe I should set up a kangaroo BDSM court for all of these people to sue each other. Can treat it as a form of binding arbitration ala Judge Judy. This might be your big break, start workshoping titles and the intro sequence.
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Sep 11, 2018 18:13
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Late to a session? That's a paddlin' Missing your catsuit? That's a paddlin' Refuse to clean your dom's boots with your tongue? Best believe that's a paddlin'
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Sep 11, 2018 18:51
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Eminent Domain posted:This might be your big break, start workshoping titles and the intro sequence. Night Court
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Sep 11, 2018 19:04
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Mr. Nice! posted:Maybe I should set up a kangaroo BDSM court for all of these people to sue each other. Can treat it as a form of binding arbitration ala Judge Judy. Goon project.
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Sep 11, 2018 19:35
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Pook Good Mook posted:I want to see someone seek specific performance following breach of a BDSM contract. In a 5-4 decision, divided along incel/sex-haver lines...
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Sep 11, 2018 20:12
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yronic heroism posted:In a 5-4 decision, divided along incel/sex-haver lines... 5-4 split identical to the typical ideological lines.
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Sep 11, 2018 21:24
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Pook Good Mook posted:5-4 split identical to the typical ideological lines. Was heavily implied.
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Sep 11, 2018 22:18
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Hello law goons, it's been a long time. Any tips on interviewing for an in house position?
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Sep 11, 2018 22:59
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There’s a 2-3 page discussion on in-house a few pages back. Might be a good start.
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Sep 11, 2018 23:03
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Bushido Brown posted:Any tips on interviewing They already know who they want to hire. Just be sure to send a gracious follow-up email noting their probable ethnicity.
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Sep 11, 2018 23:32
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Bushido Brown posted:Hello law goons, it's been a long time. Offer to sign an additional Sub contract if they offer you the position
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Sep 11, 2018 23:54
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Offer to sign an additional Sub contract if they offer you the position Lol
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Sep 12, 2018 00:47
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Late to a session? That's a paddlin' Maybe they forgot to do all those things cause they wanted to be paddled. Maybe the better punishment is to send them home.
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Sep 12, 2018 02:42
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Bushido Brown posted:Hello law goons, it's been a long time. Do you know any tricks for making sure the blood doesn't drain from your face when they tell you about compensation? We interviewed an attorney coming from big law on Monday and she went white as a sheet when she heard the starting salary. Heh.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:14
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Mr. Nice! posted:You couldn't make anything enforceable, but you could definitely make consent agreements that help disclaim you from liability due to injuries suffered during a session. That would be a somewhat dubious proposition over here, since there's a hard limit on certain areas of personal injury - it used to be the case that boxing was de facto outlawed because you couldn't consent to being knocked unconscious (which is an automatic "severe bodily harm" crime, 4-6 years). They changed that in 2014 so now you can consent to anything that won't leave permanent injury or do grievous bodily harm (which unfortunately might be anything that would cause you sick leave for any period exceeding 14 days, which isn't all that high a bar to clear). This means that consent might but probably won't remove (but might reduce) liability, and would do nothing to prevent criminal liability in the case of permanent injury or grievous bodily harm. JohnCompany posted:Emphasize the "binding" and you're halfway there. I imagine you could only get away with that poo poo in like... Nevada? That's the hosed up one, right? No I mean in the mostly neutral sense, not in the Florida sense.
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Sep 12, 2018 08:31
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Flutieflakes017 posted:Do you know any tricks for making sure the blood doesn't drain from your face when they tell you about compensation? We interviewed an attorney coming from big law on Monday and she went white as a sheet when she heard the starting salary. Heh. How... how much was it?
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Sep 12, 2018 08:52
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Mr. Nice! posted:You couldn't make anything enforceable, but you could definitely make consent agreements that help disclaim you from liability due to injuries suffered during a session. What’s the equivalent of R v Brown in the US?
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Sep 12, 2018 09:01
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Beefeater1980 posted:What’s the equivalent of R v Brown in the US? Had to look it up. I’m not certain that there is one. Bedroom stuff is typically protected by incorporating the unwritten privacy rights in the bill of rights against the states via the 14th. Although I’m not sure of a specific case, Lawrence v Texas is probably the closest. That’s a 2003 case that finally struck down a bunch of various state anti-sodomy laws. Aka just wait a couple of years for justice Kavanaugh to pen the decision overturning griswold v connecticut and anything other than straight sex through a hole in a sheet will be unlawful.
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Sep 12, 2018 12:35
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Things I learned today: Attorney is not spelled "attourney" and I'm neither, I'm an Advocate. Says so on wikipedia. I always thought I had the whole english thing well in hand, but it's apparent that I still have quite a few blind spots. Motherfucker.
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Sep 12, 2018 13:19
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I had my first ever panic attack last night dealing with career & money stress, I don't know how people who deal with this commonly get through their days
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Sep 12, 2018 13:45
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mastershakeman posted:I had my first ever panic attack last night dealing with career & money stress, I don't know how people who deal with this commonly get through their days I spent about four hours just laying in bed last night unable to sleep for similar reasons. I have to get more work product to actually present to potential employers to show I'm not an idiot. I just don't know that they'll actually be able to do that. I only have the veteran's clinic right now. Every other lawyer that gets a case there already has their own established practice or works for someone that provides resources/insurance coverage for pro bono work. I don't and do not have the funds to start up my own practice and really do not desire that in the first place.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:25
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Nice piece of fish posted:Things I learned today: Attorney is not spelled "attourney" and I'm neither, I'm an Advocate. Says so on wikipedia. Lol if you think there's any loving point in trying to translate legal terms through anything more than coming up with arbitrary conventions
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Sep 12, 2018 14:35
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mastershakeman posted:I had my first ever panic attack last night dealing with career & money stress, I don't know how people who deal with this commonly get through their days Counterpoint: they don’t. https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1039727304518328320 This man is paid to be a lawyer too.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:40
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Lote posted:Counterpoint: they don’t. lol I have a case where my opponent filed an interlocutory appeal, but (among other things) forgot to include the lower court's order setting a return date. This is a fatal mistake and the court of appeal summarily rejected his application (after the deadline of course) without giving him a grace period to re-file (he did get one judge who disagreed and would have cut him some slack on this, though). So he tried to get a new return date from the trial court, who obliged him, and filed a second appeal. I argued that the deadline had passed and no extension was asked for or granted, so the brief was untimely. Also he forgot to include in his appellate record the pleading that his interlocutory appeal addressed (lmao). The court of appeal dismissed his writ and this time the one judge who would have cut him slack above signed off.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:48
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That Twitter thread is everything I hate about lawyers and that's not even talking about appellant's counsel inability to file properly.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:54
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Lote posted:Counterpoint: they don’t. coffee hasn't hit yet, what's so hosed up about this
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Sep 12, 2018 14:55
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evilweasel posted:coffee hasn't hit yet, what's so hosed up about this That's literally the first page. No cover page, no TOC, no table of authorities, etc. Also it was apparently due on 9/11(after already receiving an extension) and was filed 90 seconds late
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Sep 12, 2018 15:02
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Mr. Nice! posted:I spent about four hours just laying in bed last night unable to sleep for similar reasons. I have to get more work product to actually present to potential employers to show I'm not an idiot. I just don't know that they'll actually be able to do that. I only have the veteran's clinic right now. Every other lawyer that gets a case there already has their own established practice or works for someone that provides resources/insurance coverage for pro bono work. I don't and do not have the funds to start up my own practice and really do not desire that in the first place. That sucks. My one and only redeeming thing is I sleep incredibly well. I fall asleep easily all the time no matter where. I do wake up easily so when the kid cries I'm the one to go help him but id rather have that than insomnia And when I'm in a bad mental place I just get mad seeing lovely lawyers filing stuff and I can't keep my poo poo together despite knowing I'm better than them
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Sep 12, 2018 15:07
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mastershakeman posted:I had my first ever panic attack last night dealing with career & money stress, I don't know how people who deal with this commonly get through their days Wait until you have to drum up and maintain the source of the money that pays you and all the people who work for you.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:09
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Wait until you have to drum up and maintain the source of the money that pays you and all the people who work for you. I'l be interviewing with a solo for a job I don't want but feel pressured to take and am 100% sure that I'll be told all about this and how thats so hard and that's why the position will pay half of what I make right now but The Experience is Invaluable Actually instead of woe is me, what's the best substance to relax with when I've had high blood pressure for years (brought on during my period where I was in great shape and working out a ton on gymnastics and using a substance I thought was safe until it got banned by the fda, woops) ? Beer? Whiskey? Weed?
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Sep 12, 2018 15:17
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Phil Moscowitz posted:That's literally the first page. No cover page, no TOC, no table of authorities, etc. no worries, he fixed it at 4AM without asking anyone https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1039861705398992897
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Sep 12, 2018 15:18
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Wait until you have to drum up and maintain the source of the money that pays you and all the people who work for you. Ugg. Our rear end in a top hat boss tweeted out that he wasn't giving out raises this year. Hopefully the people who actually make that decision won't listen to him and give us our modest 1.5% or whatever it is.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:20
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eke out posted:no worries, he fixed it at 4AM without asking anyone Why not just go ahead and ask for a four hour extension and leave to amend?
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Sep 12, 2018 15:21
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mastershakeman posted:I had my first ever panic attack last night dealing with career & money stress, I don't know how people who deal with this commonly get through their days By being too fearful to pull the trigger on a suicide attempt? Also, drugs. evilweasel posted:coffee hasn't hit yet, what's so hosed up about this 
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Phil Moscowitz posted:That's literally the first page. No cover page, no TOC, no table of authorities, etc. oh aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha now i get it
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mastershakeman posted:
Escitalopram.
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