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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

I've seen this several times and only just noticed the vulva below Jesus's balls.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Not gonna lie, I spent a minute looking for penis in this photo.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Vagabundo posted:

Not gonna lie, I spent a minute looking for penis in this photo.

No David Carradine though

Malkof
Oct 13, 2001

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Aggro posted:

Tom Booty

Brady got Back

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Touchdonk Tom.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'd rough that passer :pervert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

I get it looks like a vagina but to me it looks like somebody doing the heart thing on their belly and they have a horrible tanning bed leather belly with an outie belly button, but really pale hands. Gross.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Croisquessein posted:

I get it looks like a vagina but to me it looks like somebody doing the heart thing on their belly and they have a horrible tanning bed leather belly with an outie belly button, but really pale hands. Gross.

I have some interesting news for you re: buttholes and vaginas.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Captain Hygiene posted:

I have some interesting news for you re: buttholes and vaginas.

Buttholes don't have a clit.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah they do they're just harder to get to

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Sponge Baathist posted:

Yeah they do they're just harder to get to

Amazing post/av combo

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Croisquessein posted:

I get it looks like a vagina

Your girlfriend needs to see a doctor.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

left_unattended posted:

Your girlfriend needs to see a doctor.

Do you think something is wrong with her front browneye?

That's what we call it haha

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'd rough that passer :pervert:

Illegal motion on the backside?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Croisquessein posted:

Buttholes don't have a clit.

lol at this non-prostate-explorer

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Croisquessein posted:

Buttholes don't have a clit.

Try harder.

Always try harder.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Astrofig posted:

Illegal motion on the backside?

Too many men on the field

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


How is this and any building like this not on total purpose

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Picnic Princess posted:

How is this and any building like this not on total purpose

It's under construction; the "glans" is scaffolding and I assume the final result will be smooth. I mean, it'll still be a big cylinder thing. But less penisy.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Picnic Princess posted:

How is this and any building like this not on total purpose

That's the People's Daily building. The whole building process was hilarious.

(here it is with gold panels)




Tragically, the finished building was pretty boring.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a transfeminine building. The penis turned into a vulva.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/failnaut/status/1039277398062243846

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

No Sol Ring

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

That is a good post right there ^

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I DID NOT SPEND FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE WRITING AND EDITING A 96-CHAPTER SONIC/MEGAMAN FIC JUST FOR SOME drat CHINESE AD AGENCY TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY DESIGN FOR THE SON THEY HAVE TOGETHER

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1039594336256577536

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Weren't those originally made for and sold in the SA Mart sub-forum?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Knee posted:

Weren't those originally made for and sold in the SA Mart sub-forum?

Yes, I bought one for a friend many years ago.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Lizard Combatant posted:

Yes, I bought one for a friend many years ago.

And apparently now your friend works with Foone.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

PubicMice posted:

And apparently now your friend works with Foone.

It's not impossible.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Bloop posted:

No Sol Ring

https://twitter.com/failnaut/status/1039280920610713605

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:golfclap:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Florence's landfall looking graphic

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Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Florence's landfall looking graphic



NC gonna take it right up the coast. :butt:

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