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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol if you Google Higbee associates their company's default photo on Google right now is our pal Hitler (well not real hitler, but you know what I mean)

Good going whoever set that up.

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ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

alnilam posted:

Hello I'm an internet lawyer my grandson set this up for me,,,,,,, you have been found in violation of internet hitler law,,,, please remit $69,420 along with a short essay explaining what's a url, as per summary judgement
Best,
Higbee

This email has been scanned by Bonzi Buddy internet safety suite

Fixed this. You shouldn't low ball on this stuff, you're an internet lawyer for gosh sakes.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I've heard Hitler & Higbee are moving poor Lowtax up to the sesquicentennial post-pre-omega-delta V-litigation department.

He doesn't stand a chance.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Your search history informs us well revmoo.

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Stupid sexy Hitler

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Putting the rear end in Associates.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Harveygod posted:

htfy (haiku'd that for you)

Thank you, it is very good

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Let He who has not searched for muscular man-butts cast the first stone.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Lowtax posted:

That's the exact same argument I've been positing, but the representatives at Higbee and Associates do not seem to get it!!!

They possibly need directions.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



This company is acting exactly like scumbag 3rd party debt collectors. I know this situation well, just with less Hitler.

Maybe Higbee himself has a degree from a bottom barrel law school. Everyone else in the office like Shauntice is a call center worker who gets paid barely above minimum wage with the opportunity for bonuses if they can actually catch any fish, which motivates them to be scumbag assholes. They turn over every 3 months like any call center job -- if you start an email back and forth Shauntice will disappear because she realized driving Uber is less soul-crushing.

They'll use language like "referred for pre-litigation". In the debt collector world they actually have to be a bit more careful about it because the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act reigns them in a little bit and establishes penalties for falsely representing yourself as a lawyer or making legal threats you don't intend to follow through on.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

The main Lawyer is actually Saul Goodman.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

wesleywillis posted:

So..... You got hassled by these same people before? Was there a thread for that one?

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20150608/22322431278/lawyers-threaten-somethingawful-using-photo-movie-review.shtml

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Oh I forgot, at some time around 2005 or so, Higbee sent me a legal threat because somebody on the forums linked to an image of a sausage. Like, the food. A sausage.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lowtax posted:

Oh I forgot, at some time around 2005 or so, Higbee sent me a legal threat because somebody on the forums linked to an image of a sausage. Like, the food. A sausage.

I never saw such a thing

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Kheldarn posted:

Should have gone with this Hitler image



That image is precious

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Bethamphetamine posted:

Let He who has not searched for muscular man-butts cast the first stone.

good thing I live next to a quarry

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


you idiot now we're hosed

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BromanderData posted:

Stupid sexy Hitler

It's like he's showering with der juden et al
der juden et al
der juden et al

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

Oh I forgot, at some time around 2005 or so, Higbee sent me a legal threat because somebody on the forums linked to an image of a sausage. Like, the food. A sausage.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lawsuit for scale.




Isn’t this a Far Side cartoon?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


plz...

no doxx

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Lowtax posted:

Oh I forgot, at some time around 2005 or so, Higbee sent me a legal threat because somebody on the forums linked to an image of a sausage. Like, the food. A sausage.

Sounds like it's time for a mashup...


AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

BromanderData posted:

Stupid sexy Hitler

For your eyes only

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

AllNewJonasSalk posted:

For your eyes only


:wiggle:

AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
When the lawsuit comes knockin, Hitler gonna start rockin. Rock Em Sock Em Send Em To A Camp™ robots sold at a toy store near you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Your Taint posted:



This is noted garbage person Shauntice Laurant (I don't care if I misspelled that)

I'm not a creeper it's from her linkedin which is literally the first result if you Google her name.

She's cute I'll give her that.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Applewhite posted:

She's cute I'll give her that.

You've got amazingly low standards, even for a GBS celebrity.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I will not

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*updates list of people that goons will and won't gently caress*

its good you all are so prudent at keeping the records up to date.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Speleothing posted:

You've got amazingly low standards, even for a GBS celebrity.

What? Chubby Black girl with a nice smile. She's cute.
Her lack of moral compass is a dealbreaker but I can't see anything wrong with her appearance in this low-res image.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Applewhite posted:

She's cute I'll give her that.

Dem titties

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


wait is thsi the image we cant use?? http://i.imgur.com/HhofEGo.jpg

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
this poo poo wouldnt be half as funny if it wasnt that picture, of all pictures

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

wait is thsi the image we cant use?? http://i.imgur.com/HhofEGo.jpg

Pfff, some salute. He looks like he's trying to be a model for a "You must be this tall to start a genocide" cardboard cutout marquee

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride
It's quite a bad Hitler. Not very Hitler-y at all.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Applewhite posted:

What? Chubby Black girl with a nice smile. She's cute.
Her lack of moral compass is a dealbreaker but I can't see anything wrong with her appearance in this low-res image.



Did anyone ask? Move along.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Just uploaded hitler to my imgur


suck my drat balls higbee

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Guigui
Jan 19, 2010
Winner of January '10 Lux Aeterna "Best 2010 Poster" Award
I don't suppose Higby and Associates have the license to use HELLO.JPG?

What if - and I'm just speaking hypothetically there... what if Higby and Associates have, say, a guestbook... And for some COMPLETELY UNRELATED REASON BEYOND LOWTAX'S CONTROL - hello.jpg is posted there, multiple times, by a gaggle of internet users all of various different IP addresses...

then would Higby and Associates be required to sue themselves for copyright infringement?

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