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Nonvalueadded User posted:Moving the difficulty slider to "auto-success" with r/mensa: I said "what the gently caress" when reading that. It's probably fake, but for real, a lovely fantasy either way.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 04:46 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Have you been watching The Battle of Algiers or something? Why on earth would you actually voice this to your SO, my god.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:00 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Have you been watching The Battle of Algiers or something? hot take she wants to bone the dude and this is a stepping stone
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:14 |
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He had the right reaction. He sees his partner make friends with the poly chick even after clashing with her obnoxious bf. Then a little while later he sees the influence of the new friendship rub off in what is, from his perspective, an entirely new sexual desire for her to have. He wasn't horny enough to be blinded by the threesome so recognized the poo poo she was soon to be dragging him into and the people she would be forcing him into closer proximity with.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:28 |
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Look, man. I can't just ignore the dwarf and the hobo. That's RUDE.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:32 |
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November 2013 was interesting times in Dear Prudence:quote:Dear Prudence, quote:Dear Prudence, quote:Dear Prudence,
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:56 |
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Haifisch posted:November 2013 was interesting times in Dear Prudence: Those first two are doozies, that last one is pretty lmao.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:00 |
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Was that back before Danny Ortberg took over dear prudence? He does a good job but man sometimes I miss Emily yoffe’s vicious hectoring.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:01 |
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andrew smash posted:Was that back before Danny Ortberg took over dear prudence? He does a good job but man sometimes I miss Emily yoffe’s vicious hectoring. quote:Dear Don’t,
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:04 |
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Yeah, Emily Yoffe did it for yearssss and Ortberg only very recently took over
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:05 |
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Haifisch posted:November 2013 was interesting times in Dear Prudence: Feel like the response to the last one is off. Like yeah having photos with you and your ex around in the archives of social media is a thing that shouldn't be a big deal and people overreact to, but having it as your profile pic is kinda weird, particularly when all your friends/family/etc presumably know the context of the photo.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:05 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Yeah, Emily Yoffe did it for yearssss and Ortberg only very recently took over I know, I’ve been reading it on and off for close to a decade at this point. I just lose track of when they switched. I thought Ortberg had been doing it for a few years now.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:10 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Feel like the response to the last one is off. Like yeah having photos with you and your ex around in the archives of social media is a thing that shouldn't be a big deal and people overreact to, but having it as your profile pic is kinda weird, particularly when all your friends/family/etc presumably know the context of the photo. She might just see it as an awesome picture of herself in her favorite red dress. I think the OP is insecure to read so much. I mean, she removed the ex from the picture after all, she's making it about her, not them or then.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:42 |
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andrew smash posted:I know, I’ve been reading it on and off for close to a decade at this point. I just lose track of when they switched. I thought Ortberg had been doing it for a few years now.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:46 |
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If it is an ex that is out of the picture he is way overreacting. If it is an ex that is still hanging around just out of frame he has better reason for insecurity. In any case the real solution is to buy a couple's gift of a fancy photoshoot together and then tell her she is so beautiful in the resulting photo that she should use it everywhere.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 06:51 |
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BF (M, 30) Cheated on me (F, 29) this Weekend After 7 Years...While I was Visiting his Parents. My boyfriend cheated on me this past weekend with a co worker while I was visiting his parents out of state. He also downloaded the app "Hinge" and had a profile on there which I found in his email. He has dragged me through hell this past year, and I've stayed by his side every step of the way--last August he was hospitalized for what was the start of a severe alcohol addiction--it ended up 3 hospitalizations and one rehab stint in the past year. Just last week he told me he didn't know how he'd exist without me...I am utterly blindsided by the cheating. What is your best advice for moving forward? The most difficult feeling I'm having right now, is that my best friend is gone, vanished. The person I've woke up to every morning for 7 years, texted throughout the day, and said goodnight to is essentially dead. And while I don't think there's any saving this, my emotions are all over the place. UPDATE 11PM: he just texted me that his transmission in his car broke and he needs help. gently caress yes karma, gently caress yes. (I’m not responding) TLDR: How do I get over this?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 07:28 |
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andrew smash posted:Was that back before Danny Ortberg took over dear prudence? He does a good job but man sometimes I miss Emily yoffe’s vicious hectoring. you ain't kidding quote:Dear Prudence, quote:Dear Outgunned, gently caress 'im up, Prudie
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 07:31 |
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I know one poly relationship that works. Its a ~70% gay guy with a ~70% straight chick, they get each others approval for new sexual partners, and are raising two kids together. It might help that they're pushing their late 30's/early 40's, whereas all the 18-30 poly relationships seem to go down in flames.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 08:31 |
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Weird how Illegal Party Toilet Lady doesn't mention the husband's age in this one.My partner is taking up weed because he saw Felon Musk smoke posted:edit- loving really, autocorrect? uuuuuugh. edit- oh of COURSE someone does this poo poo: quote:What you see as "hosed up on drugs", they see as having a beautiful spiritual experience on entheogenic substances and reconnecting with nature, reconnecting with the deepest parts of themselves, and remembering what it fundamentally means to be human. Lots of successful people use psychedelics occasionally in ways that increase their sense of wellbeing and make themselves more compassionate, better people. Psychedelics and cannabis have been used in spiritual ceremonies for thousands of years. quote:Yeah I don't buy a word of that. This isn't some fake shaman bullshit run by some California douchebag, they're a bunch of day traders getting hosed up and puking in the bushes. They're not reconnecting with poo poo, and most of what you've written is a transparent bid to justify substance abuse. Hard pass. quote:Sure sure, right, there's a bit of a difference between a theraputic application of Actual Medicine, administered in a clinical environment, and eating a handful of fly agaric and making GBS threads yourself in the Vermont backwoods. Don't try and conflate the issues here. PHIZ KALIFA fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Weird how Illegal Party Toilet Lady doesn't mention the husband's age in this one. Jesus Christ imagine having to consult reddit about everything that happens in your life.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 08:50 |
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Theophany posted:Jesus Christ imagine having to consult reddit about everything that happens in your life. Sounds like the kind of curse a modern Hera would inflict on someone in retaliation for Zeus hitting on them
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 09:17 |
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My [25M] bother [25M] is obsessed with fish and I think there is something wrong with himquote:I hadn’t seen my brother in over 5 years so I was really excited to spend the week at his house after so long. But after seeing him and staying in his house I really think there is something wrong with him. First of all, his house is full Aquariums. Now, don’t get me wrong, these tanks are amazing. You can tell that he really cares about the fish. The problem is that there are tons of them everywhere. Nearly every wall is covered in racks of tanks. Aquaman origin story is pretty loving bleak.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 11:00 |
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Haifisch posted:November 2013 was interesting times in Dear Prudence: Jesus, man lives the absolute dream and wife wants to ruin it
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 11:02 |
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"all my husband's friends died of tainted weed"
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 11:18 |
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Theophany posted:My [25M] bother [25M] is obsessed with fish and I think there is something wrong with him I know a guy like this except it's computer games. Is this a diagnosable thing?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:07 |
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pidan posted:I know a guy like this except it's computer games. Is this a diagnosable thing? As mentioned, probably severe depression.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:08 |
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Lol that isn't even the first fish obsession story we've had. There have been others from women worried about their boyfriend's ridiculously expensive and time consuming fish setups.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:08 |
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Moon Atari posted:Lol that isn't even the first fish obsession story we've had. There have been others from women worried about their boyfriend's ridiculously expensive and time consuming fish setups. For anything that people can possibly interact with in any way, there is some man out there who is completely obsessed with it in his private life. Fish, birds, stars, chess, anything.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:19 |
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Autistic obsession is both the engine of all human progress and a trait that sex selection seemingly should have evolutionarily extinguished long ago.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:29 |
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I'm heavily into lip balm. I can't get enough of lip balm I have a huge collection of lip balm from all over the world I put it in my rear end, on my penis, in my face etc
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:31 |
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Women get it socialised out of them, it's not a gender linked trait. Much as how it turns out autism actually probably isn't significantly overrepresented in men compared to women, but women get more support (and scrutiny) in learning to socialise at younger ages and so aren't as likely to be formally diagnosed.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:33 |
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What even is autism
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:37 |
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Zzulu posted:What even is autism Imagine four trains at the edge of a platform.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:44 |
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Zzulu posted:What even is autism It's a fake diagnosis to excuse antisocial behavior, like gluten sensitivity or fibromyalgia
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 12:49 |
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This is the greatest thread in the history of the internet. I've been reading it for months and am at around page 550. The stories themselves are entertaining however I am also enjoying the regular derails around each story from the more prolific posters. Including Mirthless, Morridian, Pick, and more having stimulating debate/petty name calling/making GBS threads on this Mirthless guy. I'll probably never catch up to the front haha.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:32 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you ain't kidding ”dear prudence” posted:Dear Outgunned, hahaha owned
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:36 |
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It's weird to read Ortberg's early columns where he was still writing as Mallory but the byline clearly says Daniel now. I'd think they would have updated his gender/name throughout, but maybe he wanted to maintain the stuff he'd done before he came out. Idk.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:33 |
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Superfriends Narrator: Using his great powers Aquaman summons his friends, the people of DoorDash, to bring him a dozen Filet O'Fish sandwiches from the local McDonald's to his secret, underwater lair.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:42 |
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Moon Atari posted:Autistic obsession is both the engine of all human progress and a trait that sex selection seemingly should have evolutionarily extinguished long ago. I mean, someone whose biggest issue is obsessive autism would be a much greater catch than the majority of people posted ITT.
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HazCat posted:Women get it socialised out of them, it's not a gender linked trait. Much as how it turns out autism actually probably isn't significantly overrepresented in men compared to women, but women get more support (and scrutiny) in learning to socialise at younger ages and so aren't as likely to be formally diagnosed. Listen I only ordered US-banned nail polish from France that one time and it only made sense to get a few backups and yes obviously they need to be in a separate drawer in my Ikea Helmer
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