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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Ooh, maybe it was happy birthday to the video?

I like that idea more than a goon celebrating his or her existence with two girls one cake.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh that explains it.

I know OF 2 girls 1 cup. I've never seen the video, much less being able to recognize a shot from it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

I feel like the candle should be part of the meal. Like, the waiter lights it for you at the start, and for one mid-meal course just brings out these dry crackers that blow your mind when you realize you're supposed to dip them in the now softened candle that is actually some loving delicious herb-infused butter concoction.
it's harsh being snapped back to reality like that

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

I thought those were made of spam at first.

Also there's a bowl of butter there for... some reason?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


U.T. Raptor posted:

there's a bowl of butter there for... some reason?
Given that it's an ad for mayonnaise, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's actually a bowl of mayonnaise.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

chitoryu12 posted:

You lightly crush the mint. Crushing too much makes it bitter. Going to town like she does will make a drink taste horrible.

It's distinct enough that there's a specific term for it, "muddle".

I can't think of anything more interesting to add, but I felt like it had to be said

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ultimate Mango posted:

I know the story to the video, I was asking about the cake. Some goon surely ordered the cake, and we must know why.

Chocolate is a good flavor for cakes :shrug:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

To be fair, I would order two girls one cake for a friend to gently caress with them. But I have very online friends who might actually laugh rather than punch me.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Again with mayo soup!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
https://twitter.com/azfamily/status/1039290475327311872

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

hello police? I'd like to report a crime

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Synthbuttrange posted:

hello police? I'd like to report a crime

Why, do you see granos?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Holy gently caress I'm moving

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


They were testing three thousand major brands, split into three hundred different categories, then had a third of the score be 'familiarity'.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

TontoCorazon posted:

Why, do you see granos?

It's old, but it checks out.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


:d2a:

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

God I love that comic


It's amazing how many of those comics still ring true even today

Memento posted:

Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

Drink The Bleach

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

To be fair, sushi soup was posted like four months ago in here, and we've had a bunch of other repeats. It's not really that big of a deal.

I'll probably make a new thread by page 1000 though since we're about two and a half years into this one so I guess if there's anything people really want to see in a new OP I'll start stocking up on favorites if people want to post them.

I'd say "ah balls the Chili's escaped" is a necessary one, along with any other pressure cooker disasters

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



:nws: stuff

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:12 on Sep 12, 2018

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

So, I mean, it IS food porn.... technically...

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Take a sip

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Theres a lot here to process. I need a minute.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I'm the 1/4 teaspoon of oregano. So spicy!

It seems like just beans on a biscuit crust could have been an okay gimmick food. Nothing wrong with beans and biscuits. But adding a can of spaghetti sauce and a can of tomato sauce would just make it sloppy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Theres a lot here to process. I need a minute.

Don't forget to focus on the wirey pube arm hairs

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

La Brea Carpet posted:

Aunt Sandy can have as many cocktails as she wants.

Anthony Bourdain hated her and she drunkenly confronted him at a cocktail party or something and now he’s dead so I would never badmouth her

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Using a ring rather than a filled donut is the mother of all missed opportunities.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

La Brea Carpet posted:

Aunt Sandy can have as many cocktails as she wants.

:emptyquote:

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm the 1/4 teaspoon of oregano. So spicy!

Is this better?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PubicMice posted:

Is this better?


That's a food crime

Wasted fried egg

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


:sad:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


My Lovely Horse posted:

Using a ring rather than a filled donut is the mother of all missed opportunities.

Guess they were trying to make a donut holes joke?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

no ring

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 16:41 on Sep 12, 2018

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Still staring hard into that abyss hey

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Can you nws nws stuff please so I don't have to fix people's posts

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
The cursed nature of this depends on how much you like cheese:

La fondue des Lords

https://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1039185883751215104

I got gout just watching this.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Would try. Esp the raclette.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Cheesegasm.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

evobatman posted:

Cheesegasm.

Cheesepie :q:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Gimme those cheesy potatoes

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Picnic Princess posted:

Don't forget to focus on the wirey pube arm hairs

Pretty sure that’s a leg, which makes them actual stray pubes.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

elise the great posted:

Pretty sure that’s a leg, which makes them actual stray pubes.

Noooooo

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