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Platystemon)
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Sep 11, 2018 16:50
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still my favorite
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Sep 11, 2018 17:09
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mcdonalds! \o/
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Sep 11, 2018 17:10
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my parents let my 3 year old son watch unboxing videos on YouTube so now his new favorite catch phrase is "let's open this bad boy up!"
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Sep 11, 2018 18:31
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lmao grandparents are the worst about this kinda poo poo
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Sep 11, 2018 18:36
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The Nastier Nate posted:my parents let my 3 year old son watch unboxing videos on YouTube so now his new favorite catch phrase is "let's open this bad boy up!" lmao
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Sep 11, 2018 18:36
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lol if u arent raising your following kids or rather the bulk of them in a cabin on the shore of lake Walden
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Sep 11, 2018 19:08
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Main Paineframe posted:looks like it's just a wearable low-power radio transmitter that broadcasts a weak signal that can only be received from within a few feet. the robots are (theoretically) all equipped with receivers, and if they detect a signal, that means a worker is close by and the machine should be careful How many weeks until the robots ML that they are more efficient if they push the meaning of ‘be careful’?
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Sep 11, 2018 19:21
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Facebook targeting lgbtq+ with conversion therapy ads reminds me of this guy who discovered anti gay ads on his very gay videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E27Sec3FuL4
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Sep 11, 2018 19:21
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Former DILF posted:lol if u arent raising your following kids or rather the bulk of them in a cabin on the shore of lake Walden That's across the street from a high school.
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Sep 11, 2018 20:29
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Remulak posted:Goddamn Phil Dick with The Second Variety. This is the worst possible 60’s dystopia too. i wish I could find more info on this poo poo my personal favorite nightmare scenario is that the vests work well enough for workers to learn to fearlessly march right through the machines' work areas without the slightest caution or delay right until one of the transmitters or receivers silently breaks and a worker jauntily steps right into their doom all sorts of bad poo poo happens when you design your entire facility for speed over safety
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Sep 11, 2018 20:30
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turns out its waaaaay more profitable to just have the tvs surreptitiously record u and mine/sell the data to advertisers
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Sep 12, 2018 05:46
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Food Boner posted:turns out its waaaaay more profitable to just have the tvs surreptitiously record u and mine/sell the data to advertisers How else are they suppose to provide me with the latest personalized targeted advertisements a busy person like me needs?!  Edit for content: I'm going to see Hannibal Buress next week and got this email from the venue today. lol 
Ommin has issued a correction as of 08:27 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 05:52
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https://twitter.com/ForbesInvestor/status/1039727556256325633?s=19
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Sep 12, 2018 08:42
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https://twitter.com/OwennnThomas/status/1007957414577090560
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Sep 12, 2018 08:44
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they should start putting the piss bottles in with packages until enough customers boycott
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Sep 12, 2018 08:47
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got any sevens posted:they should start putting the piss bottles in with packages until enough customers boycott Amazon would find a way to charge someone extra for their new bottle of piss.
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Sep 12, 2018 08:59
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https://twitter.com/kulturalmarx/status/1039585497587245057
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Sep 12, 2018 13:40
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The European Parliament just voted by a nearly two-to-one margin to hit any part of the Internet touching Europe with Content ID, at site owners' expense. (Not technically the entire Internet, but given how top-heavy it is these days...; and not technically a final vote, but given how lopsided the result is....)
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Sep 12, 2018 13:57
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Ambrosia is just a front for a revolutionary group. You get a bunch of the richest people in the world to trust you injecting poo poo into them and then you just pump them full of fox die
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Sep 12, 2018 14:04
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dont be mean to me posted:The European Parliament just voted by a nearly two-to-one margin to hit any part of the Internet touching Europe with Content ID, at site owners' expense. (Not technically the entire Internet, but given how top-heavy it is these days...; and not technically a final vote, but given how lopsided the result is....) what is this in dumdum language pls
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Sep 12, 2018 14:07
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Food Boner posted:what is this in dumdum language pls Nothing yet, but when (technically if but see 2:1 vote margin) it gets approved on a third reading, every country in the EU gets/has to tell every Web site that serves pages to anyone in their country to either: - impose something akin to the hideously abusable YouTube copyright takedown system on their users' shitposts/tracks/vids, or - not allow shitposts/tracks/vids anymore, or - not serve pages to anyone in their country anymore. dont be mean to me has issued a correction as of 14:18 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 14:13
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Food Boner posted:what is this in dumdum language pls News companies can demand to get paid when google uses their headlines in Google News. Sites have to auto-detect copyrighted material uploaded to their platforms instead of waiting for someone to sue them. Lowtax and smaller site owners will block all of Europe rather than deal with it, which probably violates some other law. Basically just further empowers the large tech companies that can afford to do such a thing as the only social services on the net.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:14
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HEY NONG MAN posted:lmao grandparents are the worst about this kinda poo poo My wife and I have bitched out my dad about this on numerous occasions, and also given him our amazon prime and netflix logins and a laundry list of stuff he can watch on tv that we okayed, but his response is "I'm 60 years old, and I don't want to argue with him, I let him watch he wants" And we both work full time and the amount of childcare we pay for now is loving insanely expensive for 2 kids, so he's got my balls in a vice grip on this. Welp, maybe he'll someday make a career out of a being a YouTube personality.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:15
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The Nastier Nate posted:my parents let my 3 year old son watch unboxing videos on YouTube so now his new favorite catch phrase is "let's open this bad boy up!" I let my 3-year-old son play The Witcher 3 the other day. I was supervising, though, and he was just “horsey riding” around, didn’t get into combat or anything. Anyway I’m going to hell.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:23
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univbee posted:Anyway I’m going to hell. I mean, we all are, but probably not for that.
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Sep 12, 2018 16:27
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Sep 12, 2018 16:30
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well yeah, the workers are wily and occasionally escaped
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Sep 12, 2018 16:38
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dont be mean to me posted:Nothing yet, but when (technically if but see 2:1 vote margin) it gets approved on a third reading, every country in the EU gets/has to tell every Web site that serves pages to anyone in their country to either: Giga Gaia posted:News companies can demand to get paid when google uses their headlines in Google News. lmao it what universe is this a good idea oh right
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Sep 12, 2018 17:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlYE6nSNJI
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Sep 12, 2018 18:39
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Giga Gaia posted:Sites have to auto-detect copyrighted material uploaded to their platforms instead of waiting for someone to sue them. But only if a rich, important entity holds the copyright. Every shitpost on this site is copyrighted by the author, but that’s different.
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Sep 12, 2018 21:52
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Platystemon posted:But only if a rich, important entity holds the copyright. Remember the time when Family Guy stole someone's NES gaming footage and put it in an episode unedited, causing YouTube's ContentID system to auto-takedown the video that was uploaded years earlier, basically immediately when the episode aired?
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Sep 12, 2018 22:05
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https://twitter.com/WaffleHouseNews/status/1039606662234075137
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Sep 12, 2018 23:23
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univbee posted:Remember the time when Family Guy stole someone's NES gaming footage and put it in an episode unedited, causing YouTube's ContentID system to auto-takedown the video that was uploaded years earlier, basically immediately when the episode aired? i remember when they told me in school that copyright applies to works created by anyone, even me man i got told a lot of lies as a kid
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Sep 12, 2018 23:32
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did Peter Thiel put him up to this?
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Sep 12, 2018 23:49
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Hahaha they're probably gonna be better at it than Trump's FEMA
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Sep 13, 2018 01:40
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Prav posted:i remember when they told me in school that copyright applies to works created by anyone, even me YouTube’s system doesn’t actually work on DMCAs, they just take down whatever some people ask them to automatically
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Sep 13, 2018 01:48
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hobbesmaster posted:YouTube’s system doesn’t actually work on DMCAs, they just take down whatever some people ask them to automatically And that'll be the whole Internet now!
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Sep 13, 2018 01:49
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univbee posted:I let my 3-year-old son play The Witcher 3 the other day. I was supervising, though, and he was just “horsey riding” around, didn’t get into combat or anything. Anyway I’m going to hell. I let my five year old play GTAV. He mostly took cabs and jumped out of airplanes. Had to stop because of the swearing.
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Sep 13, 2018 01:50
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hahaha they're probably gonna be better at it than Trump's FEMA This has been true for a while. FEMA recognises it and calls Waffle House locations to gauge how bad the storm damage is in that area. https://www.fema.gov/blog/2011-07-07/news-day-what-do-waffle-houses-have-do-risk-management https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
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Sep 13, 2018 01:56
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