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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1040032079554244610?s=19

how long until a hellfire crosses the border?

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oh boy. Now we can burn holes in the sky while not actually doing any border security work. All so strong daddy doesn't look like a fat stupid bitch.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

mods changed my name posted:

Why should the Beatles tossing each other off even matter unless you think homosexuality is something to be ridiculed

That's not the story. From the GQ interview:

quote:

"What it was," he explains after I have prompted him, "was over at John's house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don't even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."
There would be about five of them: McCartney, Lennon, and maybe three of Lennon's friends. As they each concentrated on their mission, anyone in the group was encouraged to shout out a name that would offer relevant inspiration.
"We were just, 'Brigitte Bardot!' 'Whoo!'" McCartney says, "and then everyone would thrash a bit more."
At least until one of them—the one you would perhaps expect—opted for disruption over stimulation.
"I think it was John sort of said, 'Winston Churchill!'" McCartney remembers, and acts out the aghast, stymied reactions.

Which is weirder than just being gay/bi.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Probably saw weirder poo poo just walking around on cq tbh

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Stultus Maximus posted:

That's not the story. From the GQ interview:


Which is weirder than just being gay/bi.

Thinking this is weird is insanely trying too hard straight boy by the way.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
ISO JO buds. Must play musical instrument and have a good body. No gay stuff.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Stultus Maximus posted:

That's not the story. From the GQ interview:


Which is weirder than just being gay/bi.

Ok, that's weird because it's a paraphrase from Tom Baker's autobiography.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Y'know the Texas cop who shot a man in his own apartment? Here is her Pinterest, complete with douchey quote from Chris Kyle:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/A4NPVwEQgAUFSRon7hI386U/

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thinking this is weird is insanely trying too hard straight boy by the way.

do gay people regularly JO together will people they're not romantically involved with?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thinking this is weird is insanely trying too hard straight boy by the way.

ehhhh

I'm probably not going to shame my female platonic friends if they think I'm weird for initiating group masturbation.

Sexuality is a spectrum pointing in unlimited directions and all that, but

That's weird. And charming. Because they're artists. But also weird.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thinking this is weird is insanely trying too hard straight boy by the way.

It’s weird.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Six months, huh.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I think back in the old days when porn was rarer and getting what used to be called “stag films” was more difficult jerking off in the presence of others might have been more common?

E: like this joke is very much of its time, I guess?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thinking this is weird is insanely trying too hard straight boy by the way.

Thinking this is normal is stereotypical hyper sexual homosexual

Like I barely jerked off with the boys at all after college

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Soulex posted:

Is masterbating in a group really masterbation? At what point does it become performance art?

Somewhere between Louie and Interior Scroll

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

quote:

CNN: US F-22 fighter jets intercept Russian bombers near Alaska.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/12/politics/us-f-22-fighter-jets-intercept-russian-bombers/index.html

Again with this poo poo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's literally a normal thing.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Again with this poo poo.

Breaking news: sun rises in east

bengy81
May 8, 2010
So who wants to come over and crank their hogs with me? I have diet coke but I'm gonna need somebody to bring the hotwings.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

can i charge my crystal?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


SimonCat posted:

Y'know the Texas cop who shot a man in his own apartment? Here is her Pinterest, complete with douchey quote from Chris Kyle:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/A4NPVwEQgAUFSRon7hI386U/





:chloe:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

bengy81 posted:

So who wants to come over and crank their hogs with me? I have diet coke but I'm gonna need somebody to bring the hotwings.

No imitation crab meat no deal.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
When the cops gonna start bombing weddings to pre-empt criminals

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

boop the snoot posted:

Why do you think this gets bigger real fast?

The Buzzfeed article linked in there talks about how the feds started telling banks to do lookbacks on subjects of the OSC investigation back in 2017.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I have never jerked off with my male friends.

Just never came up.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

LingcodKilla posted:

Just never came up.

I mean, you should try to relax, a lot of guys have trouble if they're too keyed-up?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

When the cops gonna start bombing weddings to pre-empt criminals

Aren’t those mainly CIA?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Also do veterans in PDs encourage or discourage this poo poo?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CommieGIR posted:

When the cops gonna start bombing weddings to pre-empt criminals

Man, the Godfather remake is really deviating from the source material.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Again with this poo poo.
Almost as good as Putin promising that the guys who tried to kill the Skripals with nerve gas would tell their side of the story soon.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Crakkerjakk posted:

Fauxton, are you the person who does money laundering investigations? If so, what do you think of that vox article I linked upthread about Trump's business being tied into the Russian mafia laundering money through real estate for the last three decades. Plausible?

More than plausible. Real estate in the US is a money laundering machine because the more money you have, and the more complex your business is, the more plausible your deniability becomes to the onboarding due diligence people at the bank. Yakuza money built pebble beach 30+ years ago, but now the West coast from San Diego to Seattle is being flooded, harvey-style, with cash from god knows what kind of human misery borne from the exploding Chinese economy.

Honestly I'm surprised Trump hasn't gone big on stuff like Hollywood and Beverly Hills. Armenian Power money (when it isn't derived from check fraud and credit card bustouts and medicaid hospice fraud) is really just Russian Mafia money with more tracksuits, and those guys are just crawling all over the place from the coast inland to like Rancho Cucamonga. If anything the lack of a Trump Tower Glendale is somewhat of an point against him being a Russian Patsy.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Casimir Radon posted:

Almost as good as Putin promising that the guys who tried to kill the Skripals with nerve gas would tell their side of the story soon.

Haha, yeah, I saw that too.

Ah, what times we live in.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

hobbesmaster posted:

Also do veterans in PDs encourage or discourage this poo poo?

The best ones are LEOs who are also in the Guard or Reserves. It's like both at once and they're usually more likely to lean towards violating the ROE.

CommieGIR posted:

When the cops gonna start bombing weddings to pre-empt criminals

Start?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Well they were really lovely neighbors*


*a take so hot that chapo trap house apologized for making the joke



Regarding the cop thing I was more curious about those that were in the army first, deployed and then joined a PD not the other way around.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Drive 10 minutes north on US15/501 to Duke and Durham. You will see the opposite demographics. Institutional racism and long lasting effects of segregation policies are fun!

Oh yeah, I know, we went around a couple of places in SC/NC between Charleston and Charlotte/Raleigh before we went to Savannah for the Bachelor party. Plenty of "normal" Southern places up there, but Chapel Hill legit seemed like a completely segregated town.


They've certainly come a long way since r/jailbait

EBB posted:

It's pausing for warm air and warm water. Florence just slowed down to fuel up.

Welp. :(

Third World Reggin posted:

get drunk and save this live cam of the ocean for later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

Cam's already broken it seems

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

Go Blue

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I figured it's night time so maybe the camera is just in the dark :)

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Cam's already broken it seems

I got you, a goon did this

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhcmTQRK5_q3wyyA0BdOGSP1s5k2hxcIR

Also with all the group jerking off talk, you think this thread would be used to circlejerking by now.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FAUXTON posted:

Russian Mafia money with more tracksuits

I'm having a very hard time imagining this.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its like how bannon wears like 4 polo shirts, but more adidas

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