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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



yeah the trick is that competitive elections are largely a thing of the past in america

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kitfox88 posted:

I kinda like Jam Grandad though. :shobon:

He doesn't eat American food, which ages you at double speed

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

HobbitGrease posted:

the voters in this thread are going from pathos to bathos at warp speed

Lol for the @KylieJenner afterthought

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/WSJPolitics/status/1039869279586398208

Ell Oh Ell

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Harley didn't budge him and that's like the totem of masculinity for people like Trump and people who like him lol, this coalition ain't gonna do poo poo

tariffs and blowing up trade deals is exactly what he promised dumbasses, jesus

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


I can think of a certain progressive caucus they could fund that already knew this poo poo.

Then again, you gotta be careful not to let women and minorites have equal access to human rights! It's tough for a Family Values Business® when your tough economic talk in the sheets becomes policy in the streets and suddenly you're waking up to the fact that (a) yes your business is a cog in global industry, get over it and (b) the world doesn't owe you poo poo, so stop behaving incredibly spoiled and just accept the blessings that come from living in the hegemonic economic superpower that's designed the world to enrich your nation.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Potato Salad posted:

I can think of a certain progressive caucus they could fund that already knew this poo poo.

Then again, you gotta be careful not to let women and minorites have equal access to human rights! It's tough for a Family Values Business® when your tough economic talk in the sheets becomes policy in the streets and suddenly you're waking up to the fact that (a) yes your business is a cog in global industry, get over it and (b) the world doesn't owe you poo poo, so stop behaving incredibly spoiled and just accept the blessings that come from living in the hegemonic economic superpower that's designed the world to enrich your nation.

yeah, they aren't mad about the injustice and ridiculous of it, they're mad that some of the bad stuff is happening to them

luckily there's enough billionaires on the right that pretty much any group that wants to push for something that would make them marginally richer can find ample funding, like how despite nonstop humiliation and generally being a dumbass, we're never ever going to be rid of Charlie Kirk

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


None of those business tyrants will ever stop supporting the republicans becausenbow see they would rather their business burns down with them still in it than ever raise the minimum wager, or good forbid acknowledge that workers have rights

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Agean90 posted:

None of those business tyrants will ever stop supporting the republicans becausenbow see they would rather their business burns down with them still in it than ever raise the minimum wager, or good forbid acknowledge that workers have rights

the best part is, Trump doesn't actually know this, but for all intents and purposes he does, because he's just gonna ignore them and assume they'll still support him because he's the greatest and smartest man to ever live and it's just natural that people would trust and vote for him

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

He's 84 years old

I thought we established that Grassley is actually long dead and is being worn as a Grassley-suit

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
It's strangely comforting that the leopard is eating all the people's faces and not just some of them

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

zegermans posted:

I thought we established that Grassley is actually long dead and is being worn as a Grassley-suit
in dante's inferno, dante sees people in hell that he thought were alive, but they were actually so evil that a demon's piloting their earthly form while their soul is tormented in hell

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

zegermans posted:

I thought we established that Grassley is actually long dead and is being worn as a Grassley-suit

its holding up pretty good compared to the bannon suit

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1039838069539725312

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

thats the stuff

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

HobbitGrease posted:

in dante's inferno, dante sees people in hell that he thought were alive, but they were actually so evil that a demon's piloting their earthly form while their soul is tormented in hell

that owns I hope that happens with me

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Here's Presnidnet Tromp with words of comfort for the farmers who voted for him and are likely to lose their farms because of his trade wars.

quote:

Brady Mallory: "So, for family farmers here who are worried about losing their generations-long farms -- at the end of the season --, (and) early retirement, any words of comfort for them now?"

President Donald Trump: "Well, they would've lost them anyway because they were being hurt so badly by the trade barriers. We will tell you they are going to be in a very good position soon."
LOL way to vote you loving simpletons.

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/president-trump-talks-farmers-tariffs-in-one-on-one-with-keloland-news/1426386914

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


:unsmigghh:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

FMguru posted:

Here's Presnidnet Tromp with words of comfort for the farmers who voted for him and are likely to lose their farms because of his trade wars.
LOL way to vote you loving simpletons.

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/president-trump-talks-farmers-tariffs-in-one-on-one-with-keloland-news/1426386914

it's true because being dead is actually a very good position

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
arkansas working hard to kill its trump voters

https://twitter.com/rtyson82/status/1040021942605099008

red19fire
May 26, 2010

FMguru posted:

Here's Presnidnet Tromp with words of comfort for the farmers who voted for him and are likely to lose their farms because of his trade wars.
LOL way to vote you loving simpletons.

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/president-trump-talks-farmers-tariffs-in-one-on-one-with-keloland-news/1426386914

I can’t wait to buy a farm for pennies on the dollar and make boomers cry when I turn it into a glorious worker owned cooperative.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


zegermans posted:

I thought we established that Grassley is actually long dead and is being worn as a Grassley-suit

ah, so that's what they call "the full grassley"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Yes but the trump voters support it bigly because it's under the guise of trying to kill the obama voters

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah the trick is that competitive elections are largely a thing of the past in america

Yay gerrymandering and Citizens United

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/pirateprty4usa/status/1040091428825837568

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
24 goddamn specialists what the gently caress is wrong with that guy maybe he should loving die if he needs 24 doctors regularly [/sarcastic imitation of your generic chud]

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tbf at least half of those specialists are going to be wastes of oxygen

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
My experience thus far has been that all specialists are absolute garbage and all GPs are garbage except one who is my current doctor.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Apoplexy posted:

My experience thus far has been that all specialists are absolute garbage and all GPs are garbage except one who is my current doctor.

Most doctors don't keep up with current best practices, I'm learning. The only ones who get better as they age are surgeons.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

The Dipshit posted:

Most doctors don't keep up with current best practices, I'm learning. The only ones who get better as they age are surgeons.

And OBGYNs, because they develop tremors in their hands

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.



Remember that Greg Abbott won millions of dollars in the 80s after he was paralyzed by a falling tree limb, then was elected and tried to push through tort reform that would have limited a plaintiff's ability to sue. So, future self tried to screw over his past self.

Abbott is an rear end in a top hat. Not as bad as Kentucky's Matt 'gently caress your pensions I need to pay my friends' Bevin, but pretty loving close.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



that's pretty perfectly internally consistent. get rich, then limit your own future liability as a rapacious tycoon

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


yeah shutting the door behind you is pretty standard

gently caress You Got Mine

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol owned hard

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/geno5491/status/1040273606201298945

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



<Reagan Evil Empire speech here>

<God laughing, pointing, laughing, rips off mask, it's Satan, laughs, rips off mask, it's a dead child speaking with Milton Friedman's voice>

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

press f to send tweetprayers to kellyanne

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Holy gently caress they're asking saints to intercede on behalf of them now!

I can't wait to see the CHUD Reformation

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

They need to do way instain vaccines, because virus can't frighth back?

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
We are gonna see a Sunni/Shia style schism when Trump croaks and there's gonna be a CHUD civil war of succession between the Party of Pence and the Party of Barron

Sorry this is reality hope you like it!

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