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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

yes, waffle house? i have an emergency, please come back to your store and make hash browns asap

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anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=260451944807664&id=131299644389562


North Carolina Memes posted:

Foul language warning ⚠

Florence: I'm coming for you.
VA & SC: Please don't
NC: Bring it

Florence: The gently caress did you say to me?
VA & SC: NC, dude shut the gently caress up!
NC: gently caress that and gently caress her windy rear end. Punk rear end bitch is only a CAT 3.

Florence: *powers up to CAT 4* still wanna talk poo poo!?
VA & SC: ... nope, we're good
NC: Not only am I going to CONTINUE to talk poo poo, we got Jim Cantore on his way and we are meme'ing the gently caress out of you.

Florence: you have got to be kidding. Ok fine, I got something for you. *begins powering up to CAT 5*
VA & SC: ......
NC: that's cool, we already have facebook events planned such as welcoming parties, blowing all the fans at you, firing guns at you... we've cleared out ABC stores and are ready to get LIT. Bring it on turbo.

Florence: you... you guys are serious? You really aren't scared of me? But... but I.... I put so much effort into this.
VA & SC: *waiting anxiously*
NC: *chugs beer* get hosed

Florence: fine, I'll leave *shifts south*
VA: *sigh of relief*
SC: God drat it NC you are the worst big brother ever!
NC: time to man up bitch, that drat hurricane is mad.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Mangkhut is still (equivalent to) Cat 5, for anyone who wants to maintain their destruction boner.

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
pretty funny that the local Facebook groups here in SE Virginia talk about hurricane categories in absolutes like they're dumb bad guys in Dragonball Z talking about power levels, considering how hard we got wrecked by Category 1 Isabel

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
This is the HURRICANE thread so last post on this but Mangkhut is projected to have 149 MPH sustained winds when it hits Hong Kong in about 30 hours. A chart for your comparison and enjoyment:



:stonk:

Edit: when you're looking at the chart please note those are KM/H. Mangkhut will be 240 KM/H beating out last year's by a significant margin.

Perry Mason Jar has issued a correction as of 13:12 on Sep 13, 2018

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

HobbitGrease posted:

pretty funny that the local Facebook groups here in SE Virginia talk about hurricane categories in absolutes like they're dumb bad guys in Dragonball Z talking about power levels, considering how hard we got wrecked by Category 1 Isabel

This scale is really dangerous and needs to be changed actually

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Wasn't Sandy a tropical storm by the time it bitch-slapped NJ/NY?

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

twoday posted:

This scale is really dangerous and needs to be changed actually
i recommend we use the One Punch Man disaster levels

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
wait florence isn't even going to be a hurricane on landfall now? what a let down

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Perry Mason Jar posted:

Wasn't Sandy a tropical storm by the time it bitch-slapped NJ/NY?

No, cause it wasn't tropical, but also yes.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
On the news this morning I saw some NC chud saying he had to stay behind to protect his property. I wonder how many rounds he has in his basement.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gotta keep the powder dry I continue to exclaim as I am washed away by the ocean

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jose posted:

wait florence isn't even going to be a hurricane on landfall now? what a let down

requoting this analogy cos ppl are dim

twoday posted:

It’s like if you’re standing in the road and a car is about to crash into you at 70 miles an hour, but then it slows down to 65 and morphs into a hummer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





lol omfg

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1040220855400386560

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
inject this directly into my aorta

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



This should sink literally any other politician

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Watch Nelson not capitalize on this tweet.

Or algae.

Or Scott's Medicaid fraud.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Alright I know things don't matter so much but drat that is a wild rear end tweet

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Resign already you fat orange bitch

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Resign already you fat orange bitch

He should resign from life

Orbis Tertius
Feb 13, 2007

holy poo poo dat twit

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

No, the...

I literally cannot believe this. I am in genuine shock. If this happened, I donno, like RIGHT after the hurricane? Sure. But loving now?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
trump is speedrunning the newscycle any%

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
haha democrats lost to that

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Third World Reggin posted:

haha democrats lost to that

lmao

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hahaha but seriously drat his memory, destroy his towers and send his entire clan to a camp

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
And here I thought nothing he said could surprise me anymore. More the fool I.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Gibbering posted:

And here I thought nothing he said could surprise me anymore. More the fool I.

I'm not surprised at all. You idiot. You fool.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Third World Reggin posted:

haha democrats lost to that

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Perry Mason Jar posted:

I'm not surprised at all. You idiot. You fool.

I am a fool no more! My withered crone heart is now fully blacked with cynicism.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




LOL I was there day 0 of the recovery efforts in PR for Maria we already knew the death toll was going to be in the hundreds 2 days after the hurricane hit, when we activated both of our mortuary affairs units and told them to get their MIRCS ready to go to the forensic institute ASAP.

The comms situation was so bad that we couldn't get the word out to the personnel to tell them that they were activated, they would come in to report at the unit to say they were fine and we would tell them to go back to their house, pack up all their uniforms and get ready to mobilize inside the island.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Wasn't Sandy a tropical storm by the time it bitch-slapped NJ/NY?

there's essentially no coastal building regs up there

on top of that nj which has a coastline similar to the southeast put up a bunch of concrete seawalls which made things worse because they negate the effect barrier islands have on dissipating wave energy plus they trap storm surge water in the estuaries immediately to the west

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
he's been getting ratio'd an awful lot lately

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

This live cam is metal as gently caress if you crank the audio

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1040232694670614530

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


Lmfao

https://twitter.com/JenniferColosi/status/1040239344353591297?s=19

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

TheBuilder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

This live cam is metal as gently caress if you crank the audio

We doing bets till that flag is gone?

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