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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Bryant Gumbel tested McVay's photographic memory in an interview earlier this year and it is definitely real

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1039911989307420672?s=19

I dont know how to feel about this

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


At least it's not Chicago :barf:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Why is Watt and the Ducks a thing?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Docjowles posted:

Why is Watt and the Ducks a thing?

He's gonna be like Bo and take up multiple sports

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 56 minutes!

cavallingus posted:

Bryant Gumbel tested McVay's photographic memory in an interview earlier this year and it is definitely real

love my second team's autistic coach

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, I just realized that the Chargers are playing Josh Allen this week. Not that I expect them to actually have a problem with him (although he could surprise) but that's two of the three strongest arms in the NFL in the first two weeks. Sadly it doesn't look like the Chargers play Green Bay this year.

e: Two of the four I guess, Stafford's up there too. The Chargers don't play them either.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

He had a great game especially the diving pass breakup in the end zone but this was awesome too

https://twitter.com/realmnchiefsfan/status/1040090449107722240?s=21

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Spencer Ware and Kareem Hunt is a great backfield man, I’m pumped about KCs offense

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
The Browns can lose every single game up to Week 15 and still have their best starting record since 2016 even at 0-14-1.

Sadly they won week 2 in 2015 so they’ve got to win this week to have the best starting record since before Hue came in.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't have a snippy little joke here. This loving rules.

https://twitter.com/BuffRumblings/status/1040228696110624768

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



now that's knowing your audience

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Carr won't make it through the season

quote:

Raiders coach Jon Gruden called out Derek Carr explicitly for turning down open throws.

Carr played tentatively for the entire 2017 season, but it was widely chalked up to a back injury. He continued to play tentatively bordering on afraid in Monday night's loss to the Rams, and Gruden called out Carr for not pulling the trigger to open wide receivers. "(Amari) Cooper was open deep, he was open a couple times," Gruden said after watching the All-22 tape. "For whatever reason, we didn't go there." This is a head coach publicly criticizing his quarterback, not a common occurrence in today's league. If Carr doesn't improve Sunday in Denver, his leash may begin to shorten.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
lol gruden is gona trade his rear end

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Gruden gonna bring Rich Gannon out of retirement

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
That'll get your gunshy quarterback fired up, call him out publicly

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Carr to Tampa Bay.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Does Gruden not realize there aren't better QBs to replace him with?

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Carr to Buffalo.

:getin:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Leon Einstein posted:

Does Gruden not realize there aren't better QBs to replace him with?

Gruden appears to love everyone and believe he can coach them up right until he gets his hands on them. Then it takes about 3 days for him to start hating that quarterback.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Gruden's exact fetish is losing games, but he needs excuses for why he is losing them so he can keep on losing games without giving away the secret that losing football games is the only way he can achieve erections.

So he trades Khalil Mack and blames a loss on a lack of pass rush. He'll bench or trade Carr and blame losses on the lovely passing game. It's brilliant, really.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Leon Einstein posted:

Does Gruden not realize there aren't better QBs to replace him with?

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/722581631970779140

(I don't care if he cut him once already.)

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, kinda surprised Gruden or the Bills haven't signed or taken a look at Tom Savage.

I mean he's terrible and not good in any way, but he seems like the type of guy both of those teams would like a look at.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Leon Einstein posted:

Does Gruden not realize there aren't better QBs to replace him with?

You don't just trade for AJ McCarron to let him sit on the bench.

Also, Cleveland should trade Tyrod to the Bills.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/722581631970779140

(I don't care if he cut him once already.)

Haha, from that thread:

https://twitter.com/JayDillinger__/status/722583004934184960

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
I know a former first round pick who would love another chance

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


solarjetman posted:

I know a former first round pick who would love another chance

Johnny Football?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
This feels like the 5th season in a row where the Steelers have an extremely disappointing, lazy, mistake-filled road game...but get to face KC at home the next week and spend all week getting their minds re-set and then go out and destroy the Chiefs. gently caress these schedule makers

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

This feels like the 5th season in a row where the Steelers have an extremely disappointing, lazy, mistake-filled road game...but get to face KC at home the next week and spend all week getting their minds re-set and then go out and destroy the Chiefs. gently caress these schedule makers

I don't think it's the schedule makers' fault exactly but I definitely expect the Steelers to win and put up like 50 on our horrible defense.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Raiders honor Al Davis’ legacy & sign Kaepernick.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Android Apocalypse posted:

The Raiders honor Al Davis’ legacy & sign Kaepernick.

Just win, baby!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Grittybeard posted:

I don't think it's the schedule makers' fault exactly but I definitely expect the Steelers to win and put up like 50 on our horrible defense.

You’ve noticed this too yah? Seems KC is next on deck after every “Steelers are done for, fire Tomlin” game and the Steelers always shithouse us with all their pent up anger from last weeks failure

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

solarjetman posted:

I know a former first round pick who would love another chance

quote:

“Lynch is to me the most intriguing man in this draft because of his size and his athletic ability,” Gruden said Thursday. “You don't find guys that are 6-foot-7, 245 pounds that can run this fast. “This man is winning a lot of games at Memphis where football really was an afterthought.  He's a dual‑threat, over 280 career rushes (and) has a poor man's Cam Newton style about him.”

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Gruden should bring back J'Marcus.

I bet Gruden could fix him.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

waah posted:

Gruden should bring back J'Marcus.

I bet Gruden could fix him.

"HE HAS ALL THE TOOLS OK?"

because he ate them

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

sean10mm posted:

"HE HAS ALL THE TOOLS OK?"

because he ate them

the joke is that he's fat! wow!!!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a patagonian cavy posted:

the joke is that he's fat! wow!!!
sorry about your obesity

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



fsif posted:

I don't have a snippy little joke here. This loving rules.

https://twitter.com/BuffRumblings/status/1040228696110624768

He a Terp

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

N: http://twitter.com/RossTuckerNFL/status/1040251561954471937

V: :rip: Joey, you were too good for this world.

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nah
Mar 16, 2009

Gruden's entire career was working with grizzled veteran QBs, this Carr guy is way too young for him

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