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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

SoylentCola posted:

The cursed nature of this depends on how much you like cheese:

La fondue des Lords

https://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1039185883751215104

I got gout just watching this.

Give me a bit more variety in dipping substrates and this is regular ol food porn

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

SoylentCola posted:

The cursed nature of this depends on how much you like cheese:

La fondue des Lords

https://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1039185883751215104

I got gout just watching this.

Why potatoes as opposed to bits of crusty bread or cornichons. Youre just filling up way too fast on roast potatoes imo.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Haverchuck posted:

Why potatoes as opposed to bits of crusty bread or cornichons. Youre just filling up way too fast on roast potatoes imo.

spoons are a thing

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Plinkey posted:

spoons are a thing

yeah so I can spoon a bunch of melted cheese onto an empty plate and slink away

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Haverchuck posted:

yeah so I can spoon a bunch of melted cheese onto an empty plate and slink away

Fine, just pick the drat thing up and drink it if you're gonna be salty about cheese logistics

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Haverchuck posted:

Why potatoes as opposed to bits of crusty bread or cornichons. Youre just filling up way too fast on roast potatoes imo.

You have something against potatoes?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

You have something against potatoes?

Roasted potatoes are totally the wrong texture for that. You need something lighter and crunchy

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

bike tory posted:

Roasted potatoes are totally the wrong texture for that. You need something lighter and crunchy

Yes. too heavy and dense, also too much heat retention. especially whole

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

If you're not suckin on the cheese pustules like some giant mosquito, you're doing it wrong.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: suckin on the cheese pustules

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Today I found out my neighbor only grills on foil because char is carcinogenic

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Koreans also are terrified of char and at Korean barbecue they cut it off and constantly switch out the grills to make sure you can't sear your meat.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

That explains the reason why the waitress frantically intervened when I was cooking my chicken the one time I ate Korean bbq.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They often also just can't comprehend that !!!a foreigner!!! is capable of doing anything and will constantly interfere with you.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Do they not do burnt ends?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SoylentCola posted:

The cursed nature of this depends on how much you like cheese:

La fondue des Lords

https://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1039185883751215104

I got gout just watching this.

Echoing the statements about the choice of delivery vector. Breadsticks and some parmigiana sauce would go perfectly with this. Would.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bike tory posted:

Roasted potatoes are totally the wrong texture for that. You need something lighter and crunchy

It's a Swiss thing. It's really good, especially if you serve it with a salad. Somebody decided to merge fondue and raclette, and I am here for it. Except the Camembert.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:


Reading your posts about it gives a distinct impression that you really dislike living in South Korea. I'm sure that's not true, but I don't think I've ever seen you post a positive anecdote

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just get a straw and stick it in the cheese.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


MariusLecter posted:

Do they not do burnt ends?

Nope.

And you can't reason because there is some evidence that charred meat can be very mildly carcinogenic, and Korea has the world's highest stomach cancer rates by a lot. Of course, the actual cause of that (beyond apparently a genetic predisposition towards it in East Asia) is much more likely to be all the pickles and alcohol, but lol if you're going to cut that down.

bike tory posted:

Reading your posts about it gives a distinct impression that you really dislike living in South Korea. I'm sure that's not true, but I don't think I've ever seen you post a positive anecdote

This isn't a thread for positive posts.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Grand Fromage posted:

Koreans also are terrified of char and at Korean barbecue they cut it off and constantly switch out the grills to make sure you can't sear your meat.

huh. there is a kind of instant noodle I think is Korean that actually includes a little packet of oil to add at the end that gives it a "charred" taste. whats up with that?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's a Swiss thing. It's really good, especially if you serve it with a salad. Somebody decided to merge fondue and raclette, and I am here for it. Except the Camembert.

When I was in Switzerland (2002?) I got raclette from a food stall but it was just scraped onto a big piece of toast and it was like 2 bucks

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:


This isn't a thread for positive posts.

Fair enough. I'm also sensitive to it because I live in Japan and have to put up with lots of foreigners who do nothing but complain about living in Japan

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Haverchuck posted:

huh. there is a kind of instant noodle I think is Korean that actually includes a little packet of oil to add at the end that gives it a "charred" taste. whats up with that?

Isn't that vegetable oil for the black bean sauce noodles?

e;


God Danged Delicious.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

MariusLecter posted:

Isn't that vegetable oil for the black bean sauce noodles?

e;


God Danged Delicious.

uhh its this one. https://www.amazon.com/Paldo-Jjamppong-Noodle-Seafood-Flavor/dp/B01D6T8B52?th=1

it contains a tiny packet of clear orange oil that is stirred in just prior to being served. it adds a distinct "grilled" taste and whatever it is I bet its more carcinogenic than actual grilled food!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Haverchuck posted:

uhh its this one. https://www.amazon.com/Paldo-Jjamppong-Noodle-Seafood-Flavor/dp/B01D6T8B52?th=1

it contains a tiny packet of clear orange oil that is stirred in just prior to being served. it adds a distinct "grilled" taste and whatever it is I bet its more carcinogenic than actual grilled food!

Sesame oil?

e; oh it's a a red pepper seasoning oil. Sound good.

Too bad i cant do sea food stuff with shrimp cause of the anaphylaxis it might cause :v:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

MariusLecter posted:

Isn't that vegetable oil for the black bean sauce noodles?

e;


God Danged Delicious.

I need this

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






MariusLecter posted:

Do they not do burnt ends?

Korean BBQ isn't low and slow like US BBQ is, it's more well-marinated thin cuts of meat that are grilled quickly.

I don't even know how you would do burnt ends in like 5 minutes.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

SoylentCola posted:

The cursed nature of this depends on how much you like cheese:

La fondue des Lords

https://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1039185883751215104

I got gout just watching this.

I love that the french, the elite of European cuisine, were shown a potato and immediately said, 'No no! That is a DIRT APPLE.'

Hundreds of years later when they actually deign to taste one and realize they're good, they STILL won't budge on the name.

e: eating dirt apples to own the english

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

It's somehow better than the weird al dog.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Tendales posted:

I love that the french, the elite of European cuisine, were shown a potato and immediately said, 'No no! That is a DIRT APPLE.'

Hundreds of years later when they actually deign to taste one and realize they're good, they STILL won't budge on the name.

e: eating dirt apples to own the english

In Chinese they're dirt beans.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Doobie's back on the menu boys!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Tendales posted:

I love that the french, the elite of European cuisine, were shown a potato and immediately said, 'No no! That is a DIRT APPLE.'

Hundreds of years later when they actually deign to taste one and realize they're good, they STILL won't budge on the name.

e: eating dirt apples to own the english

Not to ruin the joke but I'm pretty sure "pomme de terre" is in the sense of they grow in the ground, not that they're filthy or whatever

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

terre means Earth, not dirt

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Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Ok, now you've got to cut off your tongue.

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Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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