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Chain Whip wielding rogue....got eaten by zombies because I thought it'd be cool to buzz-saw through the roof of a zombie infested church with a chain whip.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:40 |
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Twenty Four posted:Early morning door to door recruitment cleric. A used spellbook salesperson https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:40 |
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micromancer he's a bard who's good with firearms
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:48 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:recently divorced cleric. makes passive aggressive comments about Deborah whenever possible Manifisto posted:elgar the taintmancer
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:49 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:micromancer nice
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 20:35 |
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guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god. |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 00:20 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god. NICE USERNAME/POST COMBO! I tried to cast a spell on you. Did it work? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 00:24 |
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Source of power isn’t clearly described? Their last name is literally Hammerdick |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 06:30 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god. "look man when I say our fates are decided by a roll of the dice I am not being metaphorical. wake up sheeple!!!!" |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 06:35 |
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delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected. |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:48 |
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Barking Gecko posted:delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 20:08 |
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Barking Gecko posted:delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 20:19 |
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Barking Gecko posted:delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected. |
# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:31 |
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Dragula Undead human warlock was a ditch digger and street racer in life, Casts Move Earth at will deals +10 fire damage to favored enemy (witches) his main attack is he Slams you with the back of his racing cart for bludgeoning damage |
# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:25 |
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Sir Repticious, the full-plate mail thief. |
# ? Sep 14, 2018 19:06 |
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Barking Gecko posted:delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected. lol |
# ? Sep 15, 2018 02:04 |
Napoleonic Complex- Can only be applied to Small races. No BA or AC bonus, no weapon proficiencies, only class skills are bluff and ride but you get free Leadership and Mounted Combat at level 1. Synergizes well with Delusionist and Mythic Baron. | |
# ? Sep 15, 2018 16:51 |
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Necrocleric: raises dead to tell them about the afterlife, only to be ripped apart and have his brains consumed as the afterlife he is espousing is mostly based on eating brains and shambling grotesquely
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 05:24 |
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Brad
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 05:46 |
It's the modified stat block for Brass Golem only tiny... |
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:11 |
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anything other than a pure wizard excuse me while i literally travel to other dimensions to smoke space weed w/ planars |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:57 |
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[earlier] *gets bit by a rat for 2 hp, dies* |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:59 |
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A wizard but he can only cast real versions of sidewalk magic tricks. |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:24 |
Maze-master: Only class skill is knowledge: dungeoneering and you get a +25 on all checks against minotaurs. Not very useful in 99.999999% of adventures but if the DM happens to pull out the July 1978 Cosmic Campaigns Monthly's "The Legacy of Perseus' Tomb", watch out! |
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:54 |
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dungeon master snarksmith knows exactly what to say in any given situation to get under the dm's skin, including ability to make veiled references to the dm's past fuckups and embarrassments, +2 on pedantic rules-lawyering, +5 on passive-aggressiveness, can burp or fart at will while anyone else is speaking
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:31 |
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Turtle Wrangler. He's got a big old pile of dumb slow turtles. They don't fight or anything. He can't really do anything with them other then manage to get them all moving in somewhat the same direction with marginally better results then you might have expected. He's got a really good staff, but no weapons proficiency for it, he just uses it to help herd the turtles.
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 21:13 |
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Lover not a fighter
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 22:58 |
This thread is begging for a campaign. A couple of these ladies deserve a shot at some real rats-in-a-bar lvl 1 action. | |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 22:58 |
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Twenty Four posted:Turtle Wrangler. He's got a big old pile of dumb slow turtles. They don't fight or anything. Now there's a character I can appreciate. |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 23:22 |
I want to multiclass Turtle Wrangler / Necrocleric, turtle zombies are too slow to rebel awwww yeah min-maxin' the joke-thread! | |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 23:29 |
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druid / necromancer - Good at raising plants, animals, and the dead. |
# ? Sep 18, 2018 23:42 |
Brownguard: A conquistador flavored fighter class with a long list of weapon proficiencies and free feats, but no matter the context of the roll critical failure always additionally means you crap your armor. Charts for time to clean armor (based on last rations ingested) can be found on pg. 345 of the Offal Kingdoms expansion module. | |
# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:03 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Brownguard: A conquistador flavored fighter class with a long list of weapon proficiencies and free feats, but no matter the context of the roll critical failure always additionally means you crap your armor. Charts for time to clean armor (based on last rations ingested) can be found on pg. 345 of the Offal Kingdoms expansion module. pretty good but playing as a lightfoot halfling and additionally taking the standalone lucky feat would make it easy to cheese this class |
# ? Sep 19, 2018 00:24 |
Bluedeanie posted:pretty good but playing as a lightfoot halfling and additionally taking the standalone lucky feat would make it easy to cheese this class Good point. Okay, so we have a necro-turtle and a halfling brownguard, now who wants to be the inept healer... |
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 02:29 |
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Barber-Doctor, a cleric class with all the powers of a medieval physician. Dire Leech familiar at level 3 though. |
# ? Sep 19, 2018 03:15 |
We have officially put more thought into this party than the entire crew of Disenchanted put into theirs... | |
# ? Sep 19, 2018 04:07 |
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big titty goth gf: hot single goth girl, wears studded leather, can summon demons, profiency in sarcasm. lives in a world where every man is a shredded beefcake who fights dragons but shes really just looking for a pasty quiet nerd thats good a programming. alas, such a being does not exist in faerun |
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