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Push El Burrito posted:Ok I suspend disbelief for a lot of stuff in comics. But this quick change by Moon Knight is a step too far. He didn't actually change. He just thinks he did because he's crazy.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:07 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 18:46 |
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Yep. The real reason nobody catches Moon Knight is he's just some random naked dude beating the poo poo out of them and they don't recognize him when he's dressed.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:15 |
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Toshimo posted:He didn't actually change. He just thinks he did because he's crazy. He's the Moon Knight because he runs around bare-assed when he thinks he's in costume.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:15 |
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Does he have moon based powers or is he just moon version of Batman?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:24 |
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Do not underestimate the power of the naked butt
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:25 |
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hiddenriverninja posted:Does he have moon based powers or is he just moon version of Batman? Sometimes he's stronger with the cycles of the moon. Sometimes he's aware of and uses his multiple personalities to his advantage. He was introduced as the ultimate werewolf hunter before he was reintroduced as a mercenary with dubious ties to Egyptology. He and Hawkman should talk.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:31 |
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hiddenriverninja posted:Does he have moon based powers or is he just moon version of Batman? "Without warning it comes... crashing through the window of your study... and mine... I have seen it before... somewhere... it frightened me... as a boy... frightened me... Yes, father. I shall become THE MOON." —Jake Lockley, probably
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:40 |
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Toshimo posted:"Without warning it comes... crashing through the window of your study... and mine... I have seen it before... somewhere... it frightened me... as a boy... frightened me... Yes, father. I shall become THE MOON." Jake Lockley sits in his car, musing about a mugging he just witnessed. "I need a symbol. Something that will strike fear into the hearts of this cowardly and superstitious lot. But what....what could that symbol be....." Suddenly, the car rocks on it's suspension as a drunken college student presses his naked rear end onto the driver side window. "That's it!" Title panel: MOON KNIGHT
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:56 |
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TheCenturion posted:Jake Lockley sits in his car, musing about a mugging he just witnessed. Praise Khonshu.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:06 |
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TheCenturion posted:Jake Lockley sits in his car, musing about a mugging he just witnessed.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:17 |
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TheCenturion posted:Jake Lockley sits in his car, musing about a mugging he just witnessed. I liked the early series where he wore a cowl with two buttocks on top.
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 19:17 |
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Superman #3
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 20:28 |
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Adam beat me to the post. Where's the funny?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 20:38 |
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Rhyno posted:Adam beat me to the post. Earth vanished, Adam Strange shows up for something completely unrelated and he thinks he's being pranked?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 22:18 |
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It's like Home Alone but with an entire planet
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 23:02 |
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Rhyno posted:Where's the funny?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 01:22 |
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Well, that poster's name really delivered, did it not?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 03:21 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Ok I suspend disbelief for a lot of stuff in comics. But this quick change by Moon Knight is a step too far. It’s totally in character for MK to take a five minute pause in his internal monologue while changing
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 06:53 |
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From Infinity Wars. Marvel universe amalgamated with itself?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 09:41 |
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I demand a Ghost Panther comic
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 14:44 |
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Piell posted:I demand a Ghost Panther comic
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 14:47 |
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Yeah. Everyone on that page is getting a two-shot.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 14:54 |
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Poor Spidey. The Parker curse AND being moon knight.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 15:05 |
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I know instinctively that the whole idea came from somebody pitching one of those combos out of nowhere, I just want to know which. My bet is on Weapon Hex. It's too good a pun and using characters just barely far enough out of the spotlight to be solely an event-driven idea, that one had to be brewing as a post-it note on someone's wall for months.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 15:09 |
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Holy hell do I hate that art.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 15:11 |
So are they 2 actual characters merged together? Would be interesting to see Tony struggle with the Thor half wanting a drink
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 15:13 |
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That artist is a coward and should have had Wolverine in one of Emma Frosts usual outfits.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 15:45 |
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Now someone post when DC did the same gag in Superman/Batman. I mainly only remember it because the main villain was Doomstroke.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 16:39 |
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Takezio posted:That artist is a coward and should have had Wolverine in one of Emma Frosts usual outfits. There are some things that shouldn't be imagined!
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 17:08 |
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What's wrong with your hand?
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 17:37 |
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RagnarokZ posted:There are some things that shouldn't be imagined! I have to see a hairy surly Canuck's naked body every morning when I shower, and I don't even have the benefit of comic book muscles.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 17:39 |
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Cleretic posted:Weapon Hex. Legit wishing this was a Jonah Hex/Wolverine Amalgam Comic character. Or Jonah Hex/anyone. Basically, more Jonah Hex. Granted, my only exposure to Jonah Hex has been DCAU and Legends of Tomorrow.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:03 |
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Say Nothing posted:From Infinity Wars. Marvel universe amalgamated with itself? Soldier Supreme's got none of pros of either of the people he's a composite of and he still gets more praise than Arachknight.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:21 |
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uPen posted:
It was drawn by Jack Kirby.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 20:53 |
Arachknight walks down the street to buy a sandwich at the deli. He missed two dates with improbably hot women along the way, but saves two orphanages by stabbing someone who mildly deserved it. He's labeled a menace by a local journalist, but can't read the paper because of the concussion he got from a falling brick.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:11 |
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uPen posted:
He's Dave Grohl and he's dreaming.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:51 |
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ConfusedUs posted:Arachknight walks down the street to buy a sandwich at the deli. He missed two dates with improbably hot women along the way, but saves two orphanages by stabbing someone who mildly deserved it. He's labeled a menace by a local journalist, but can't read the paper because of the concussion he got from a falling brick. The only problem with this is Arachknight having enough cash on hand to buy a sandwich.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:58 |
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Skwirl posted:The only problem with this is Arachknight having enough cash on hand to buy a sandwich. He never actually made it to the deli to buy the sandwich, so it still checks out.
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 22:16 |
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Gavok posted:Now someone post when DC did the same gag in Superman/Batman. I mainly only remember it because the main villain was Doomstroke. The best one was the mashup between Jimmy Olson and Harvey Dent. "Jimmy Two-Face. He's your best pal...'till he stabs you in the back."
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 22:59 |
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Brute Squad posted:Legit wishing this was a Jonah Hex/Wolverine Amalgam Comic character. Or Jonah Hex/anyone. Basically, more Jonah Hex. Graymioti did some good minis I think
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 23:10 |