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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

flag check



thank you for this important update :patriot:

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Is Ocracoke that island where everybody speaks that awesome sounding English dialect?

one of them yeah


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csfyrRqc5TU

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

lamentable dustman posted:

in the ring finger

i bucked up and was able to turn on the grill still to burn its nest and family away

you can still shoot two handguns into the hurricane at the same time

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Flag status: holy poo poo noisy, I think the dude in the tower is going to have to sleep with the noise equivalent of a fast train rolling 5 ft from him

(flag 50% gone)

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
can't wait for some weird fish faced chud kid to pick up the scraps of the flag while his dad sings a song he wrote over it.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
there has been no notable damage to the flag in the past three hours

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh my god jeff is hiding in a carwash again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA3rPY_1t88

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Flagstream has gone black and white. Eerie.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



I'm pretty drunk right now and deeply wish there was torrential rain, no power, and 100 mph winds where I was at. Would put a damper on the football game though.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Al! posted:

oh my god jeff is hiding in a carwash again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA3rPY_1t88

he found free gas

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
that Bern NC feed haha
https://i.imgur.com/886PIV9.gifv
edit: compared to

Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 00:54 on Sep 14, 2018

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Jeff is at a gas station leaking gas and a tornado is approaching him

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
Jeff stream gettin good. He makes.me want to be a storm chaser. I'd certainly die though

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Old Story posted:

Jeff stream gettin good. He makes.me want to be a storm chaser. I'd certainly die though

If jeff can survive, you can survive. He's impressively dumb

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm absolutely convinced that the whole hurricane category thing and the fevered reporting on CAT 2??!? or CATEGORY THREE!?!?!?!!! has killed a lot of people who would otherwise have survived because they evacuated, but didn't because IT DOWNGRADED???

Good riddance.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pead posted:

If jeff can survive, you can survive. He's impressively dumb
I guess you need to be as to not realize what danger you're actually in to do this, though.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
people are also less likely to evacuate if the storm has a girl's name

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Flag Cam: Down

Flag Status: unknown

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Nebakenezzer posted:

Flag Cam: Down

Flag Status: unknown

i dont think its down so much as just too dark, if you go back a bit you can see it fading into static

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

people are also less likely to evacuate if the storm has a girl's name

this is stupid enough to be true


:negative:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

i dont think its down so much as just too dark, if you go back a bit you can see it fading into static


Oops, my bad

The audio is still roaring and shark cam is still on

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Food Boner posted:

this is stupid enough to be true


:negative:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/06/02/318277196/study-americans-less-fearful-of-storms-named-after-women

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Food Boner posted:

this is stupid enough to be true


:negative:

tbf it was just one study

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Powers out!


Whens High Tide?

edit: Looks like around 11:30 is peak High tide

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

lmao take us all florence nightingaleforce winds

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

gently caress storm chasing

Ive thought about storm FIGHTING, but it seems very tedious. Storms have an enormous body but are not very strong or skillful. Its like fighting a very obese beached whale

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Also i cant fly so i would have to wait for the storm to come down to the ground

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Jeff telling a story about watching waves demolish a barrier island before the storm even arrived

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
you have to get to the eye of the storm and repeatedly do clockwise spinkicks

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Some guy named jeff is livestreaming his stalking Stormy Daniels across the carolinas and 1000s of people are cheering him on and donating to him. gently caress this country

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

apparently without hurricanes the earth would be hell world

the hurricanes takes the cold air from the north and the warm air from equator and provide global heat balance

let’s not fight the hurricanes, hug them instead

:angel:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Same

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


that awning

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Log082 posted:

that awning
Definitely seems like a good place to stop for the night.

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




This man seems really dumb to be doing this but I dont live in a hurricane zone so maybe he is just selling it really well?

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