Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Taintrunner posted:

sex demons are cool

Why yes, I know I'm cool

# ? Sep 11, 2018 20:50

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# ? May 26, 2024 01:54

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Where are the Khorne and Nurgle sex demons?

# ? Sep 11, 2018 20:53

MasterSlowPoke: Oct 9, 2005; Our courage will pull us through

Moola posted:

please leave the shadenbashing to the bad thread. Cheers

ATAB

# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:01

Cessna: Feb 20, 2013; KHABAHBLOOOM

goatface posted:

Nurgle sex demons?

Ew.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:01

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

I didn't know Da Share Z0ne was making miniatures now

ADMIN is already making cards. This is a logical next step.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:09

Giant Isopod: Jan 30, 2010; Bathynomus giganteus; Yams Fan

goatface posted:

Where are the Khorne and Nurgle sex demons?

BDSM and syphilis?

# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:21

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

goatface posted:

Where are the Khorne and Nurgle sex demons?

What are you talking about? What do you think all those extra holes and growths that appear on Nurgle creatures are for?

Just imagine what it can do with those head-tubes.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 00:53

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

sex daimons are not cool or good

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:10

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

I have seen a "sexy plague marines" picture. It was... not pleasant.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:23

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

A while back, this thread was introduced to the Fungeon Master. his channel concept sounds fine: making miniatures on a budget. That's not really what's delivered.

Instead we get a glimpse into madness. We learn how to mutilate and badly paint army men, cover a wrestling toy in beads and glue, and much, much more. It's also a cavalcade of what not to do. Craft paint and exposing plastics to acetone abound.

I had forgotten about it until recently. Decided to see if there were any new abominations to share. There was a long hiatus and then a sudden burst of activity. Mostly reuploads of older videos that have been "trimmed of fat." Turns out our dear tabletop budgeteer had gotten a job as a trucker. He then gained a 100lbs. and was too fat to drive. Now every video links to his Gofundme to get gastric bypass surgery. I think.

The gofundme itself says it's for his surgery, but all the links say it's to support the channel. He also explicitly thanks his contributors for donating to the channel. But nevermind that, here's some Hero Quest minis being straight dipped in acetone.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:38

Kaza42: Oct 3, 2013; Blood and Souls and all that

Mutant Headcrab posted:

A while back, this thread was introduced to the Fungeon Master. his channel concept sounds fine: making miniatures on a budget. That's not really what's delivered.

Instead we get a glimpse into madness. We learn how to mutilate and badly paint army men, cover a wrestling toy in beads and glue, and much, much more. It's also a cavalcade of what not to do. Craft paint and exposing plastics to acetone abound.

I had forgotten about it until recently. Decided to see if there were any new abominations to share. There was a long hiatus and then a sudden burst of activity. Mostly reuploads of older videos that have been "trimmed of fat." Turns out our dear tabletop budgeteer had gotten a job as a trucker. He then gained a 100lbs. and was too fat to drive. Now every video links to his Gofundme to get gastric bypass surgery. I think.

The gofundme itself says it's for his surgery, but all the links say it's to support the channel. He also explicitly thanks his contributors for donating to the channel. But nevermind that, here's some Hero Quest minis being straight dipped in acetone.

These actually don't seem too bad. Like it's not going to win any awards, but the finished hero quest models looked pretty good, and the converted undead knight/priestess were totally fine. Drider and weird nurgle wrestler were a bit bad, but all of this seems like pretty average tabletop miniatures or grab-bag D&D monsters.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:59

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Mutant Headcrab posted:

A while back, this thread was introduced to the Fungeon Master. his channel concept sounds fine: making miniatures on a budget. That's not really what's delivered.

Instead we get a glimpse into madness. We learn how to mutilate and badly paint army men, cover a wrestling toy in beads and glue, and much, much more. It's also a cavalcade of what not to do. Craft paint and exposing plastics to acetone abound.

I had forgotten about it until recently. Decided to see if there were any new abominations to share. There was a long hiatus and then a sudden burst of activity. Mostly reuploads of older videos that have been "trimmed of fat." Turns out our dear tabletop budgeteer had gotten a job as a trucker. He then gained a 100lbs. and was too fat to drive. Now every video links to his Gofundme to get gastric bypass surgery. I think.

The gofundme itself says it's for his surgery, but all the links say it's to support the channel. He also explicitly thanks his contributors for donating to the channel. But nevermind that, here's some Hero Quest minis being straight dipped in acetone.

This dude is chaotic neutral AF

# ? Sep 12, 2018 11:00

Moose-Alini: Sep 11, 2001; Not always so

I�m the sad woman always doing chores in the background.

# ? Sep 13, 2018 00:25

ijyt: Apr 10, 2012

# ? Sep 14, 2018 02:18

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Nice subtle breast/rear end shading.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 02:34

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Lol I just can't be mad at that it's so silly

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:47

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

ijyt posted:

I mean, what else would there possibly be going on inside a Slaanesh Chimera?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:48

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

Use them, lose them, salvage more

Kick off the next AI war

In the Persean Sector}

AndyElusive posted:

I mean, what else would there possibly be going on inside a Slaanesh Chimera?

band practice! :bandwagon:

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:51

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

AndyElusive posted:

I mean, what else would there possibly be going on inside a Slaanesh Chimera?

Huge rear end speakers, warp drugs, more sex toys than you can count.....

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:51

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

AndyElusive posted:

I mean, what else would there possibly be going on inside a Slaanesh Chimera?

Eating, drinking, piercing, snorting, injecting, poking, fondling, licking, singing, screaming, belching, dancing, laughing, yelling, painting, making GBS threads, rolling, and messing with the stereo to check tomorrow's weather

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:54