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Renaissance Robot posted:It's shawarma, but from Turkey. Also donner is made from minced meats while gyros and shawerma are meat cuts staked on a spit. Now I imagine that tacquira goku pic but with Solomon.
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Donner kebab is basically reconstituted mutton flaps and the food of choice for the indomitably drunk across the UK.
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Sep 15, 2018 14:07
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Yeah and it's hella good
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A big flaming stink posted:uh do we actually know that Zoss was a decent ruling king? he honestly seems like he would be really lovely at actually creating a good environment for the people under his rule. in fact he seems like he would give zero shits about anybody's happiness turns out there's none good.
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Sep 15, 2018 16:07
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oh doner kebab is the meatloaf stuff yeah no that stuffs garbage give me real meat k thanks
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Sep 15, 2018 16:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs That Wonder Showzen song didn't age very well. First we find out it was CITIZENS that built the Pyramids. Now we add the Coliseum to the list? loving slaves sold out Yabalchoath too. What else did slaves not do? 
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Fister Roboto posted:Dave's gonna push that block up with a single hand because he truly loves his children and doesn't want to see them toil and suffer just for him. They'll be all "wow paternum that's so cool I wish we could do that". Of course they can't because they're not immortal god-kings but that won't stop them from trying, even to their own detriment. Don't forget that Solomon David could just will his pointless annual fighting coliseum into existence or whatever, so there's literally no reason for any of his devoted cultists to sacrifice themselves for it. He has told himself that his people must be self-sufficient so he has built a society run almost entirely by his people instead of himself, but the society is twisted to fulfill his whims rather than benefit its people, and he doesn't even notice.
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Tollymain posted:oh doner kebab is the meatloaf stuff you dont "get" food do you
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I'll admit I will laugh, if Solomon David lifts this block into place in like 10 seconds then let's his citizens immediately get back to thier toil. Nice 10 second rest and a chance to be shown up by your godking.
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Ya know, they might be happy because they know about the other 6/7ths of creation and they know they have it better. Also the idea that his place is hosed up because he did his best job in making it nice and lawful and they immediately twisted their entire society around his example in the worst possible way. Grognan fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Sep 15, 2018 |
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Sep 15, 2018 20:46
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I stand by the position that Solomon David is probably the best demiurge to be ruled by, but it would be much better not to be ruled by a demiurge at all. All of the prosperity and justice he claims to provide to 111,111 worlds could be shared without the fundamental bottom line of 'I RULE YOU AS YOUR GOD.' There's a nonzero possibility that Solomon David's empire is on balance better to live in than Earth right now, but that doesn't make it even a little utopian it just means Earth's got some serious issues, and being conquered by SolDave would be replacing them with other issues that seem infinitely harder to change.
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Sep 15, 2018 20:50
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Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
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Joe Slowboat posted:I stand by the position that Solomon David is probably the best demiurge to be ruled by, but it would be much better not to be ruled by a demiurge at all. you see those shores? I do not believe that Solomon would even dream of letting anyone a single micropellet of plastic anywhere near those things. probably some real choice coral reefs beneath those waves too. and there's no way Solomon would permit something as deadly as a hole in the ozone in a world with 2 suns. so that's 3 things this world probably has on ours then again, this is the core of his empire. this is probably the jewel world of his entire domain. the rest of the planets might be entire worlds of strictly controlled smoke-chogged hives of humanity. a little like more extreme and sprawling versions of Beijing. most likely though they are all glorious glittering places filled with bloodied-handed slaves kept out of the sight of the big man.
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I wonder if he heard the leader say that they were ahead of schedule, and saw the workers with bleeding hands. He told them to stop because he figured out the exact rate that this building should be built at to be done as fast as possible without injuring people (and possibly causing some other delays by their injuries). Then he punishes the leader for letting them go too fast and getting injured, which may be slowing down the optimal build time. I base this entirely on that story about how he dealt with the two mothers and how absolute he was with his laws.
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Sep 15, 2018 22:31
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Where is that mothers story?
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its...beautiful
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Benagain posted:Where is that mothers story? Are you familiar with a book called the bible?
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Bilirubin posted:Are you familiar with a book called the bible?
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Bell_ posted:Probably means the K6BD take on that story which ended with every side being miserable. He cut the kid in two, but then turned them both into living kids! Then he kept the kids and sent the two women home to reconsider their lives' decisions
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Bilirubin posted:He cut the kid in two, but then turned them both into living kids! He raises them as his own sons, and he is very disappointed in them.
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Abbadon posted it on the tumblr.quote:Very true. I believe the well-known story was that Solomon offered to split the babe in two for fairness’ sake, and when the real mother began to cry, Solomon knew who was telling the truth.
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Joe Slowboat posted:I stand by the position that Solomon David is probably the best demiurge to be ruled by, but it would be much better not to be ruled by a demiurge at all. There's probably a few worlds under Gog Agog's (disinterested lack of) control that are better places to live.
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Hell, you could live your whole life living under Mother Om's rule and never know it I mean till a floating city is there draining your planet of everything because you happened to have a very tasty form of grapes
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pseudorandom name posted:There's probably a few worlds under Gog Agog's (disinterested lack of) control that are better places to live. Pryam Sor's world seems like it was probably ok at one point Imagine getting Gog-Agog'd like his world was Mottom'd Invaded by a sorcerous mediaplex that cares nothing for you, only for celebrity. Strip-mining your cosmos for interesting personalities to run through Gog's game shows and night time talk circuit, while extrauniversal invaders run rampant through the streets with demonic TV crews Joe Slowboat fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 16, 2018 |
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Tollymain posted:oh doner kebab is the meatloaf stuff Actually no, it's not  it is, however, made from a cheap cut of lamb that's around 40% fat by volume
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Tbh the cut itself, mutton flaps, are kind of lovely, but the doner kebap vertical spit kind of makes the whole thing into meat cracklins as (I think??) the fat boils out into grease, it's delicious and will also make you feel like poo poo, esp. if you're also drunk as hell and don't know what you're doing
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Joe Slowboat posted:Imagine getting Gog-Agog'd like his world was Mottom'd Well, you've just ruined the "peace in emptiness" feeling I had going, thanks.
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Sep 16, 2018 05:44
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oh as long as its a real cut of meat im down
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World Famous W posted:Hell, you could live your whole life living under Mother Om's rule and never know it This is everyone in Allison's world, at least for now (it having been suggested just before the start of the devil drinking contest that her world was going to be opened up for conquest soon; I assume Mottom going on the warpath has put this on hold though)
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Dr Christmas posted:All rise for the anthem of the Celestial Empire! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8
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Gotta say, I'm super down for all the stud stuff going on here
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A real gut punch would be a revisit to Al-Yis-Un's Earth and to discover Jagganoth (or similar) has laid waste to it in apocalyptic style.
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itll actually be part of the climax: will allison manage to spare her world the consequences of her coronation? im biased tho and id like her friends to survive. hm. alternative idea, jagganoth has some time to lay some waste and wisely chooses to subdue the most powerful polity first, the same one as in our world: china 
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Sep 16, 2018 11:12
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Jag can EASILY pull a seven mins war scenario on any average earth, he's extremely out of context
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Tollymain posted:itll actually be part of the climax: will allison manage to spare her world the consequences of her coronation? It's gonna be like that bit at the end of Flash Gordon where the timer on the moon crashing into the Earth counts down to zero but then some robot shows up all "cool bro you saved the day!!!" and they have a huge party and never actually go back to see if Earth is still there (because it totally got hit by the moon but nobody feels like being a downer by confirming it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa_p9Up9DFg
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Jagganoth's armies are an insane combination of mystic warriors and ultra high tech weaponry, because he puts a huge amount of effort into creating the perfect army that will scour the multiverse clean. Right now all of creation is doomed, because without Mammom and Mottom the others don't have enough power to stop him.
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wiegieman posted:Jagganoth's armies are an insane combination of mystic warriors and ultra high tech weaponry, because he puts a huge amount of effort into creating the perfect army that will scour the multiverse clean. Right now all of creation is doomed, because without Mammom and Mottom the others don't have enough power to stop him. He hasn't reckoned for an angry barista with a sword, though.
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Sep 16, 2018 18:00
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if magic's real how come Allison never seen it on her homeworld??
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Tenebrais posted:He hasn't reckoned for an angry barista with a sword, though. I mean, he probably has. Angry barista very pointedly not using a sword is a very different question, though.
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Tenebrais posted:He hasn't reckoned for an angry barista with a sword, though. At some point she'll probably forget where she put the sword and achieve true Royalty.
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