NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chris James 2 posted:

RIP the Bosas

We don't say that name around these parts any more. It's a cursed name.

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:07

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Andrew Luck needs one, sir.

https://twitter.com/sinow/status/1041146006287593472?s=21

# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:47

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

SKULL.GIF posted:

Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Johnny Jolly...

Also I don't think anyone actually watched the 8 second video that's linked in the tweet I posted lol

I indeed did not watch the 8 second video that you posted. Sorry, LOL!

I don't remember who Koren Robinson was.

Brett Favre was traded to the Jets 10 years ago, after the Packers already signaled they were ready to move on from him by drafting Rodgers in the first round in 2005.

Johnny Jolly is the closest example, and after waiting years for him, they finally cut him, and that's more likely to make them gun-shy about dealing with a similar situation again.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:48

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

LabyaMynora posted:

I don't remember who Koren Robinson was.

Played for the Seahawks in the early 2000s. Very athletic, hands of stone.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:57

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Johnny Jolly...

Also I don't think anyone actually watched the 8 second video that's linked in the tweet I posted lol

Definitely didn't, and all 10+ years ago. Still, no TT anymore so maybe new guys have more risk taking in their dna.

Josh Gordon Redemption Story is a storyline I desperately want t be reading in week 12 though!

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:07

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Josh Gordon is going to catch a TD for the Pats in the Super Bowl this year. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:46

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Docjowles posted:

Josh Gordon is going to catch a TD for the Pats in the Super Bowl this year. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

So's Corey Coleman

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:57

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

With Doug Baldwin out, Seattle really needs a receiver...

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:18

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chris James 2 posted:

So's Corey Coleman

No Corey catches the pass that seals an undefeated season at the last moment

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:19

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

Gordon goes to the Bears, Virginia McCaskey has an aneurysm.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:45

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

seiferguy posted:

With Doug Baldwin out, Seattle really needs a receiver...

Make it happen Pete.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 06:40

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Lions. ~~Joey~~ Matt needs weapons.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 06:48

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Congratulations on your second Super Bowl win, Eagles fans.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:02

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nick Bosa�s funeral is scheduled to take place next Saturday at a Dave & Buster�s somewhere in Columbus.

He will then be buried next to Joey at the site of the Las Vegas Raiders stadium construction site for some reason. Mark Davis has said how he wants �an unbelievable amount� of ghosts and ghouls to haunt the place before the Raiders moved in.

He bought Richie Incognito�s dad�s head so he could bury it there.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:17

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

there is a rumor going around that The Bosas died because of their connections to the mob and it was covered up as football injuries

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I heard their dad is a bigwig at Groom Lake and they died because they blabbed about their old man�s job.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

COLUMBUS-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Nick Bosa?"
Host: "No."
Me: "Died. Same thing that took Joey."
Thought he would cry.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Do not be fooled by the crude simulacrum Nick Bosa you will no doubt see on the Buckeyes for the rest of his career.

It is an insult to science and nature alike.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

bosa dead nutz

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bip Roberts posted:

bosa dead nutz

Picasso is dead. Walt Disney is dead. Steve Jobs is dead. The Bosa Brothers are dead. I�M DEAD.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 07:51

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Spoeank posted:

COLUMBUS-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Nick Bosa?"
Host: "No."
Me: "Died. Same thing that took Joey."
Thought he would cry.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 08:42

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

LabyaMynora posted:

NFC teams that might be desperate enough to sign him... Cardinals. Panthers. Cowboys. Lions.

Given those, my gut says he ends up on the Cowboys. Jerry will just hire a "bodyguard" to babysit him 24/7.

the lions don't really need a WR, we probably already have too many.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 08:57

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041178613591109632

# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:04

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Would the career of Glaine Babbert have gone differently.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:07

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cavauro posted:

Would the career of Glaine Babbert have gone differently.

I think if he was Blaine Blabbert he�d still be starting for the Jags.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Lol

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1041281213485514752

# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041288712913649665

# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:42

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Spoeank posted:

COLUMBUS-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Nick Bosa?"
Host: "No."
Me: "Died. Same thing that took Joey."
Thought he would cry.

The King of Bosa jokes

Ehud posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1041281213485514752

Really rooting for Fitz here only so Winston is relegated to the CFL and I never have to see his pudgy rear end again

# ? Sep 16, 2018 13:38

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Titans starting a 3rd string UDFA rookie at tackle

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041205147324567552

# ? Sep 16, 2018 13:53

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Why even play Mariota at this rate, just send Gabbert out to get Bosa'd the entire game.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:06

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

What kind of a name is "fTyler Marz"?

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:34

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041313704334295040

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:36

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041288712913649665

If it's not ligament damage, wtf is it? Bone bruise? Meniscus? I'm skeptical

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:44

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Kevin white for Josh Gordon who can say no

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:45

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Cowboys make sense but motherfuck that.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:49

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

cowboys would at least give us another embarrassing jerry presser

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:53

schmug: May 20, 2007

Diqnol posted:

Cowboys make sense but motherfuck that.

how is their left tackle situation?

gimme Tyron Smith. We're good.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041313704334295040

HANDSOME JAMES NEEDS WEAPONS

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:55

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041288712913649665

I�m sure that won�t potentially come back to bite them in rear end.

So they current pumping Aaron full of Ric Flair fuel?

Edit: actually Flair is more booze then pain pills.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

quote:

"compression injury from blunt force while bent."

Sounds like some type of bruise. It'll be very painful for him but it shouldn't keep him out of games.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 15:02

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