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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
*a horse gallops up to the microphone*

"Josh are you interested in being a Denver Bronco?"

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

axeil posted:

thanks for this! it's much easier to install/use than the python/SQL database hybrid I had been using, although it's a bit less functional.

Let forever peace know he's not allowed to post until he updates his thread

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

cavallingus posted:

*a horse gallops up to the microphone*

"Josh are you interested in being a Denver Bronco?"

Could have just said John Elway

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:thejoke:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
where's the gdt at?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

axeil posted:

where's the gdt at?
Be the change you want to see in the world.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world.

too late: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868943

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I guess he already got suspended.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1041364508718059522?s=21

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



2 75 yard TDs later I'm repeating: you won't see Jameis start over Fitz in the 2018 season unless Fitz is hurt or benched to rest up for playoffs

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chris James 2 posted:

2 75 yard TDs later I'm repeating: you won't see Jameis start over Fitz in the 2018 season unless Fitz is hurt or benched to rest up for playoffs

The Bucs would be stupid to get away from what is working.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

schmug posted:

Ok this keeps coming up and I have two questions:

1.) How is Hue responsible for this?
2.) If he was, how is it "wrong"?

We don't have all the facts, but seriously, how many shots should this dude get? Gordon I mean. Hue shoulda been gone already.

I don't know if Hue is responsible or if it's the wrong move.

The immediate leaks to the press about all the ways Gordon has hosed up does scream Hue to me though.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Josh Gordon come to the Rams

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Why does everyone assume Winston wouldn't be doing the same thing as Fitz? The play calling this year is infinitely better than last season. If you'd watch the games you'd see the Bucs have guys running wide open all over.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
e: wrong thread I suck!!

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Wrong thread!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Feeling pretty ok about my Mahomes homerism all offseason guys

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

they've actually not adjusted off having tre edmunds responsible for keenan allen's crossing routes somehow

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
No one understands the rules for free kicks just loving get rid of it

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


You know, with these roughing the passer penalties for basically any hit after the ball is released, seems like as a QB you might as well intentionally ground it if the hit is coming. Holding and turtleing is just going to get you sacked and no call. Throw it to the ground somewhere vague while you're getting pancaked, you get 15 and a 1st.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ties is consecutive weeks

Aw yeah

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

Feeling pretty ok about my Mahomes homerism all offseason guys
If anything, too reserved.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Ties are terrible and all the people being like “hurrrr ties r gud” are lame as hell

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Sheen Sheen posted:

Ties are terrible and all the people being like “hurrrr ties r gud” are lame as hell

Ties are awesome except when one of the teams is mine. QTIYD

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Sheen Sheen posted:

Ties are terrible and all the people being like “hurrrr ties r gud” are lame as hell

Why are they bad? It's another potential outcome of the game. What's so bad about them? Your team gets half a win.

Sometimes when both teams mess up a lot people say "Neither one of these teams deserves a win". Ties are the realization of this idea.

Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Sep 16, 2018

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/MatthewFairburn/status/1041428210796441600

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


Oh, that's why the defense got so much better lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Keelan loving Cole :stare:

Whoops not the gdt. Still though dude is having a great game so far.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Sep 16, 2018

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Kawalimus posted:

Why are they bad? It's another potential outcome of the game. What's so bad about them? Your team gets half a win.

Sometimes when both teams mess up a lot people say "Neither one of these teams deserves a win". Ties are the realization of this idea.

Because ties suck balls and the morons on this forum who like them are dumb fuckin idiots who think lame contrarianism is good

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Sheen Sheen posted:

Because ties suck balls and the morons on this forum who like them are dumb fuckin idiots who think lame contrarianism is good

No, we actually do think they're cool. Different potential outcomes are neat and a tie isn't a convoluted idea in any way.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Kawalimus posted:

No, we actually do think they're cool. Different potential outcomes are neat and a tie isn't a convoluted idea in any way.

Ties are not convoluted they’re just lame and the people who like them are objectively lame

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Ties is consecutive weeks

Aw yeah

LETS KEEP IT UP

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Sheen Sheen posted:

Ties are not convoluted they’re just lame and the people who like them are objectively lame

Why are you melting down about ties.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sheen Sheen posted:

Ties are not convoluted they’re just lame and the people who like them are objectively lame

If it leads to scoregami it owns.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
how come quarterbacks never lose their voice

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

All the weird tangential stuff makes it a lot easier to explain to your friends why you watch football differently than the plebs

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1041431940287610892?s=19

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Man, talk about losing the team.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


lol I’ve never heard of anything like this before.

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

fsif posted:

lol I’ve never heard of anything like this before.

What a baby back bitch.

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