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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This is the most 2003 Patriots drive to ever drive.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Magnetic North posted:

I always get lost in the Tower of Babel around here, did you use to be Turdsdown Tom?

yup, that's me. name change courtesy of the most recent of my now-yearly Pats Super Bowl toxxes

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
this soft zone on defense is killing me

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

This is the most 2003 Patriots drive to ever drive.

Antowain Smith up the middle for 3 and 1/2 yards.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



what was that flag for? looked clean.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

the Dolphins wildcat game probably

Belichick recognized it instantly, but not a single player on his D had any concept what to do lol.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

hifi posted:

they're so bad plus the offense/defense is so boring so they're consistently bad instead of last year where they could have a random fun game

It’s like that year they had to start John Skelton

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Telvin Smith gonna get tossed for a clean hit

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why the hell is the Philadelphia area not getting a second game on Fox today?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ejecto

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sean10mm posted:

Belichick recognized it instantly, but not a single player on his D had any concept what to do lol.

Imagine the next week when he's forcing the linebackers to study the wing T, air raid, and single wing offenses.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zyla posted:

ejecto

If this was college

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Bait and Swatch posted:

49ers offense looking awful

I feel like Jimmy is holding on too long when there isn't a play instead of throwing it away.. I think he's been sacked three times bc of it.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

can't do that

e: but still a dumb call

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hot take: get a touchdown

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Magnetic North posted:

Everyone post your favorite Pats shithousing.

I say that but I don't think I actually have one because I am a babby pats fan

cardinals in 2012 where ryan williams almost fumbled the game away and you had funny shots of a horde of pats fans running back to their seats, and then gostkowski ended up missing the game winning fg anyways. this was more of a moral shithousing.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hot take: get a touchdown

:hai:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Case Keenum Fraud status: complete fraud

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Christ this offensive lineup is like a lovely Ultimate Madden thing

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
jonesin for touchdowns, and phil dorsett swiveling 180 degrees to catch that one

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Dangerllama posted:

Just stop passing the football and hand it to Lindsay. When he needs spelled, hand it to Freeman.

That is all.

burn the stadium so i don't have to watch anymore

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Broncos & Raiders: Two Bad Teams

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hot take: get a touchdown
no

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Why the hell is the Philadelphia area not getting a second game on Fox today?

Losers only get one game.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

what a garbage set of downs

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The new drive to nowhere.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Magnetic North posted:

Everyone post your favorite Pats shithousing.

I say that but I don't think I actually have one because I am a babby pats fan

Sept 16, 2012

Cards (+13.5) - 20
Pats (-13.5) - 18

Kevin Kolb at QB

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Qwijib0 posted:

Sept 16, 2012

Cards (+13.5) - 20
Pats (-13.5) - 18

Kevin Kolb at QB

I was at that game too. Ghost missed the game winning kick after you fumbled it trying to run out the clock

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
gently caress lions gonna get a touchdown here

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

DariusLikewise posted:

It’s like that year they had to start John Skelton

Honestly i'd prefer that, skelton looked like rear end but the defenses were fun and if skelton ever connected there were good skill players that would do fun stuff. Here everyone is a black hole thanks to the scheme they're running and there's some implicit hope because even with the holes on their roster and coaching dragging them down they shouldn't be the worst team in the nfl

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
looking forward to the Jags kneeling and going into the locker room for the half with 2 minutes left

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



My favorite shithousing of the Pats was the Browns game where the Pats were down 2 scores with 61 seconds left, then won the game.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Defense got some rest so please don’t poo poo the bed.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Qwijib0 posted:

Sept 16, 2012

Cards (+13.5) - 20
Pats (-13.5) - 18

Kevin Kolb at QB

was that the points spread? jesus

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

My favorite shithousing of the Pats was the Browns game where the Pats were down 2 scores with 61 seconds left, then won the game.

That game was amazing aside from Gronk dying.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JT Jag posted:

looking forward to the Jags kneeling and going into the locker room for the half with 2 minutes left

I have to thank them for doing that and giving Doug Pederson an important lesson on what not to do.


Also once again why did Philly not get a second Fox game?

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Kalli posted:

My favorite shithousing of the Pats was the Browns game where the Pats were down 2 scores with 61 seconds left, then won the game.

Well, by that logic, can I choose Super Bowl LI?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Pats best bet is just long dink and dunk drives until everyone on Jags D is gassed. Super Bowl LI rope a dope em.

Also play defense and uh flaw in plan found.

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I have to thank them for doing that and giving Doug Pederson an important lesson on what not to do.


Also once again why did Philly not get a second Fox game?

no one got a second fox game

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dutchy posted:

no one got a second fox game

But why? The NFL app lists two games currently play as FOX ones.

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