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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Quiet Feet posted:

Turns out that Patricia was just an amoeba who split off of the pile.

A rapist amoeba with no discernable impact on the defense

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

hifi posted:

Honestly i'd prefer that, skelton looked like rear end but the defenses were fun and if skelton ever connected there were good skill players that would do fun stuff. Here everyone is a black hole thanks to the scheme they're running and there's some implicit hope because even with the holes on their roster and coaching dragging them down they shouldn't be the worst team in the nfl

It’s true, Christian Kirk looks good, Fitzgerald is timeless and David Johnson is a top RB. They shouldn’t be this bad.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake is the best red zone QB in the league so I still feel good about this

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hifi posted:

the last time the cardinals went 0-2 was 2005

it seemed like they did that forever, has it been that long

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

sean10mm posted:

Stella Artois is selling European wife beater beer as high class to America because of course they are.

Stella is honestly the only mass produced beer that doesn't taste like total rear end.

Don't @ me.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Teddybear posted:

I hope they address that. The funniest thing would be if the Jags turning around motivates him to turn around, and that’s how that goes.

Dude it's 100% going to be a plot point. Did you see this from the end of last year:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
3rd and 4, time to signal it’s a run and where it’s going

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Instead of playing incompetent zone and rushing 3 the Pat's are doing incompetent full house blitzes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

Instead of playing incompetent zone and rushing 3 the Pat's are doing incompetent full house blitzes.

Hey at least it’s a different sort of bad

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Booooooooooo

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Relentlessboredomm posted:

Dude it's 100% going to be a plot point. Did you see this from the end of last year:



Aw, hell yeah! I only watched the second season within the last month when it got on Netflix, so I avoided any spoilers and stuff on it until then.

Also if y’all don’t know what the hell go binge the Good Place on Netflix, it’s 26 half hours and it’s fantastic. Ted Danson and Kristen Bell and gently caress the jags scored again

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hey at least it’s a different sort of bad

Not even mad just an observation.

JUST BE MORE AGGRESSIVE! not paying off though lol

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
PISSSSSSSSSSS

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

you cant leave bort that much time!!!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

JT Jag posted:

Blake is the best red zone QB in the league so I still feel good about this
:smug:

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

:fork::fork::fork:

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I like this adequate looking Blake Bortles.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Teddybear posted:

I hope they address that. The funniest thing would be if the Jags turning around motivates him to turn around, and that’s how that goes.

But if not...

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

BORT

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

This Broncos offense is... awful. Just awful.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Please Bort.

I believe.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Jacksonville is my AFC team, go Jags!

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Athanatos posted:

Please Bort.

I believe.

You're right to Bortlieve.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Tom Brady stat line looks like poop from a butt

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
wooooo a good cardinals thing

that is going to set up the safety

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Tom Brady stat line looks like poop from a butt

:hai:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



adaz posted:

This Broncos offense is... awful. Just awful.

Yeah, I just realized we haven't heard anything about that game and... woof

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Tom Brady stat line looks like poop from a butt

A newborn's, six year old's, adult's, or paraplegic senior's butt?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Kneeling to end the half? Couldn't be my team.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Teddybear posted:

Aw, hell yeah! I only watched the second season within the last month when it got on Netflix, so I avoided any spoilers and stuff on it until then.

Also if y’all don’t know what the hell go binge the Good Place on Netflix, it’s 26 half hours and it’s fantastic. Ted Danson and Kristen Bell and gently caress the jags scored again

Apparently before the Jags made the playoffs everyone on the writing crew thought it was made up. When they reached the playoffs everyone was amazed and then the creator, who wrote the Jags jokes, flew everyone out to the playoff game. That's where they took that photo.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I don't know what's going on in Jacksonville, but I like it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Man I was optimistic about this game.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If the Jaguars can turn their team around, so can the Browns.


Quick, someone make a show about them

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Can't abort the Bort! :woop:

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

adaz posted:

This Broncos offense is... awful. Just awful.

Now check the scores from last week and imagine how loving bad the Seahawks are

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
Finally a good red zone series for the 9ers

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
go niners?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Crescent Wrench posted:

I don't know what's going on in Jacksonville, but I like it.

I like it almost as much as SB LII

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
gently caress yes, go Niners!

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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Man I was optimistic about this game.

Sounds like someone it counting out Thomas "Tom" Brady.

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