NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

good

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:14

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# ? May 28, 2024 03:29

Ice Fist: Jun 20, 2012; ^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1041477894193733632

~20% of them were in the Vikings Packers game.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:15

Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Ice Fist posted:

~20% of them were in the Vikings Packers game.

The other 80% were in the Browns Saints game.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:18

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

News: Damontae Kazee landed another cheap shot with his helmet.

Views: Hrmm I remember seeing him do this before.

That hit against Cam was stupid and completely pointless. I still feel the Lee hit wasn't intentional, but yeah, he is stringing together some film...not a good look. Today's penalty was extremely stupid and I'm really pissed off at him about it.

Sorry about Lee again, buddy :smith:

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:23

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

weird Asian candy posted:

That hit against Cam was stupid and completely pointless. I still feel the Lee hit wasn't intentional, but yeah, he is stringing together some film...not a good look. Today's penalty was extremely stupid and I'm really pissed off at him about it.

Sorry about Lee again, buddy

Its all good bro. I mean I hope I'm just being an rear end in a top hat here and he isnt doing it on purpose, but thats two really bad looks in less than a month.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:31

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Its all good bro. I mean I hope I'm just being an rear end in a top hat here and he isnt doing it on purpose, but thats two really bad looks in less than a month.

Agreed. It's just weird, he has never done anything like this. Granted, it's his second year but I was never like 'oh this guy is gonna be a flag magnet'. I feel like he is a young guy just trying to do a lot and is making some really dumb decisions. Today's was incredibly dumb and he deserves whatever penalties or fines or suspension he gets. I still feel like the Lee hit was just really bad luck/timing.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:36

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

News: The Jaguars played the Giants last week.

Views: Keelan Cole stole some of OBJ's stickum
https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1041430998527823872

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:38

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

This rule has to be deleted immediately.

When plays like this are happening because players are afraid of getting penalized for loving hitting the goddamn quarterback, it seriously ruins the game:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1041402842668515328

Nah I'm down for anything that protects QBs even if it swings too far. Watching DeShone Kizer or Brian Hoyer or Trevor Siemian ruins the game.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:46

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Adun posted:

Nah I'm down for anything that protects QBs even if it swings too far. Watching DeShone Kizer or Brian Hoyer or Trevor Siemian ruins the game.

Except they dont call the penalties for the mediocre QBs. Bortles got leveled two or three times after a throw and the refs never threw a flag.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:58

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Guys. GUYS

https://twitter.com/MarquetteKing/status/1041488083772817408

Kalli fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 17, 2018

# ? Sep 17, 2018 02:22

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Guys. GUYS

https://twitter.com/MarquetteKing/status/1041488083772817408

Aside from everything about this I also enjoy the reply from the Raiders fan making GBS threads on King saying he'd never make the pro bowl and immediately getting called out for taking a picture with King at the pro bowl.

Oh maybe that's fake, I have no idea.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 02:25

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Except they dont call the penalties for the mediocre QBs. Bortles got leveled two or three times after a throw and the refs never threw a flag.

Yeah the same thing happened to Andy Week 1 against Luck. He actually got like forearmed in the head one play in the pocket and nothing

# ? Sep 17, 2018 02:27

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

News: Damontae Kazee landed another cheap shot with his helmet.

Views: Hrmm I remember seeing him do this before.

Yeah, he's turning into a real loving Swearinger 2.0 and I hate it.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 02:35

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

What�s the best resource/site to check defensive back stats?

Specifically targets and completions allowed. Preferably with context on the passes, ex/ 2 yard completion allowed on 3rd and 10

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:00

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

What�s the best resource/site to check defensive back stats?

Specifically targets and completions allowed. Preferably with context on the passes, ex/ 2 yard completion allowed on 3rd and 10

PFF used to have some of that sort of data, I don't know if that's still the case in the post Madden rating universe. I don't have a sub anymore to check.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1041473485703340033

:thunk:

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:35

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1041473485703340033

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:41

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1041473485703340033

$192,307.69 a week for 520 weeks

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:41

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

$192,307.69 a week for 520 weeks

I mean, it's good work if you can get it.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 03:47

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1041473485703340033

Who knew Jack Del Rio was an upgrade :laugh:

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:14

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I had no mercy on Zane Gonzalez to the point even my friends were concerned about how cold I was.
drat.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:24

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1041473485703340033

That�s hysterical.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:29

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

News: Broncos played like they really wanted to lose this game

Views: But they were playing against the Raiders, so it was inevitable that they would win

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:29

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Man it�s going to be fun when the Gruden Raiders finish with 5 wins.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:30

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Did warcrimes vanish or something?

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:36

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

iospace posted:

Did warcrimes vanish or something?

traded by gruden

# ? Sep 17, 2018 04:37

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Man it�s going to be fun when the Gruden Raiders finish with 5 wins.

The fun has well begun

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:10

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

iospace posted:

Did warcrimes vanish or something?

pissed his pants in the afc west thread and hasn't returned post-trade

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:13

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

If Dan Bailey signs with the Browns, I�m going to forever hold the view that Green Bay and Minnesota icing their kickers repeatedly allowed the Browns to get an inside track on signing him.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:17

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Gatts posted:

I had no mercy on Zane Gonzalez to the point even my friends were concerned about how cold I was.
drat.

I can't even be mad at him at this point. gently caress it be bad and get paid kid. Dorsey's fault he made the drat roster and nobody is stopping him from signing Dan Bailey.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:17

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Undefeated teams:

Dolphins
Jaguars
Broncos
Chiefs
Packers
Vikings
Bucs
Rams

Huh.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/FO_ScottKacsmar/status/1041542646542618624?s=09

# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:49

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/FO_ScottKacsmar/status/1041542646542618624?s=09

I guess last week we've found the answer to "What happens when a stoppable force encounters a movable object?"

# ? Sep 17, 2018 06:45

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

a neat cape posted:

Undefeated teams:

Dolphins
Jaguars
Broncos
Chiefs
Packers
Vikings
Bucs
Rams

Huh.

i'm going to whoop your rear end

# ? Sep 17, 2018 06:48

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

a neat cape posted:

Undefeated teams:

Dolphins
Jaguars
Broncos
Chiefs
Packers
Vikings
Bucs
Rams

Huh.

poo poo like this is why I'm glad Bosa died.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 07:01

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

This is going to be a really weird years of football and I love it.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 08:12

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

iospace posted:

Did warcrimes vanish or something?

Probably passed trying to burn some nike apparel

# ? Sep 17, 2018 11:49

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

N. https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1041059092414881794?s=19

V. :stare:

Good Lord, what elder god did the Seahawks piss off? That's both starting middle linebackers, probably both starting corners, and the backup safety all down. This is close to a worst case scenario for their defense. They're barely able to field a team! This sucks rear end.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 11:52

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Government must be laying down those chemtrails extra thick on Pete Carroll's poor squad

# ? Sep 17, 2018 12:05

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Durandal1707: Oct 11, 2013

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Probably passed trying to burn some nike apparel

# ? Sep 17, 2018 12:19

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