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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
you need to open up your eyes about (((roger ebert)))!

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
red letter media did a video on that too but basically sony's marketing push after the disastrous trailer was almost entirely "no this movie is good, only misogynists hate it!". Sony bought enough reviews to get it a 74% (certified fresh!) on rotten tomatoes, but in the end it didn't really work and nobody saw it.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Shaggar posted:

red letter media did a video on that too but basically sony's marketing push after the disastrous trailer was almost entirely "no this movie is good, only misogynists hate it!". Sony bought enough reviews to get it a 74% (certified fresh!) on rotten tomatoes, but in the end it didn't really work and nobody saw it.

sony was banking on lady ghostbusters making enough money to fund a studio dedicated to the lady ghostbusters cinematic universe

that didn't quite work out

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
now ghost corps is a ghost corpse

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Shaggar posted:

ghost corpse

:thunk:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

throw all problematic media in the trash

mystes
May 31, 2006

carry on then posted:

throw all problematic media in the trash
OK.

NO CARRIER

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

carry on then posted:

throw all problematic media in the trash

sounds boring to live in a world without a clockwork orange

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
wait, is dystopian fiction about the degeneration of society problematic now?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



bob dobbs is dead posted:

who's cave johnson in this scenario? larry page can't even speak

oh no! he is us, the player character :ohdear:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



step into the test chamber, larry

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

President Beep posted:

if he wasn’t going to smoke for real he should’ve said “no, thank you”. instead he came off looking like a bugger weasel than he is.

counterpoint, no one but idiot stoners give a poo poo

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

infernal machines posted:

wait, is dystopian fiction about the degeneration of society problematic now?

posting about posting is so cliche

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
oh wait i meant that johnny knoxville movie where he competes in the special olympics and the one where adam sandler marries paul blart mall cop for health insurance

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh wait i meant that johnny knoxville movie where he competes in the special olympics and the one where adam sandler marries paul blart mall cop for health insurance


infernal machines posted:

wait, is dystopian fiction about the degeneration of society problematic now?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
well, this is the stupidest headline I’ve seen today:

This Volvo concept could replace planes and trains with the automobile

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


especially when you look at the car they are talking about

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
lol god ars is like the most suburban ideological rag

“what if you could just take your lovely house everywhere” ad infinitum

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


that guy is a goon

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
Silicon Valley is such hotbed of innovation! we can all look forward to a grand shiny future that all vaguely resembles the drab unremarkable alienating suburbs 98% of its population grew up in

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
yeah, but now they're on wheels!

but not like a trailer home, those are for poors

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


i was at a startup event recently and a speaker was asked "what makes silicon valley special", to which they replied that the biggest difference was that there were so many smart old greybeards there who have seen and experienced a lot of things

i think it is sort of correct probably, the only catch is that all those smart old greybeards are only smart and experienced in this very small niche at the intersection of technology and US (upper) middle class life

which means that enterprising data mining & ai clowns end up being really good at understanding a back propagation algorithm, but really terrible at understanding that most of the world does not need that algorithm in a smartphone app for a water dispenser; they just need a water dispenser in the first place

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the thing that makes silicon valley special is that california doesn't enforce noncompetes and there's fairly few tech peeps in la

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
and they let dipshits programmers call themselves engineers

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
in my experience, the greybeards are not making smartphone apps for water dispensers. the greybeards are either retired or happily hacking on some arcane piece of technical infrastructure, quite possibly one that they've working on for the last twenty years. the smartphone apps for water dispensers are made by 20-somethings working for 30-somethings who desperately want to be rich before they turn 40

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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what makes sv special is massive, indiscriminate outlays of cash money

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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aka, once again, socialism for white people

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
also that article makes me think of something else: what of instead of flying or a train you just do something that takes as long as a road trip but has all the fun aspects of road trips taken out of it :thumbsup:

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

lancemantis posted:

also that article makes me think of something else: what of instead of flying or a train you just do something that takes as long as a road trip but has all the fun aspects of road trips taken out of it :thumbsup:

yea man all those fun aspects of a road trip to Omaha like slitting your wrists halfway across iowa

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

hifi posted:

that guy is a goon

yo, who is it?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

President Beep posted:

yo, who is it?

this rear end in a top hat

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lmoa what a piece of shi-HEY!!!!! :mad:

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

yea man all those fun aspects of a road trip to Omaha like slitting your wrists halfway across iowa

hey now you get to stop at “the worlds largest” truck stop on that trip :mad:

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



lancemantis posted:

hey now you get to stop at “the worlds largest” truck stop on that trip :mad:

yeah they sell razors in there somewhere so it's pretty convenient but the real poo poo part of any cross-country road trip is Kansas not Iowa

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Munkeymon posted:

the real poo poo part of any cross-country road trip is america

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Penisface posted:

(upper) middle class life

no such thing

"lower" middle class is just a polite way to say poor or working class

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug

Munkeymon posted:

yeah they sell razors in there somewhere so it's pretty convenient but the real poo poo part of any cross-country road trip is Kansas not Iowa

checks out: 30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no such thing

"lower" middle class is just a polite way to say poor or working class

It’s always kind of funny to me that people in the UK seem to have much better class identity as far as upper/middle/working while in the US everyone thinks they’re middle class and also thinks they are doing slightly worse than they believe strangers think they are doing

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

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prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

lancemantis posted:

It’s always kind of funny to me that people in the UK seem to have much better class identity as far as upper/middle/working while in the US everyone thinks they’re middle class and also thinks they are doing slightly worse than they believe strangers think they are doing

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