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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Gigi Galli posted:

Most of those weren't really terrible, though it's hard to tell at that angle. United's number 9 seems like a good finisher.

Yeah. A lot of those were more like horrible defending and/or some quite well taken shots.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TwoStepBoog posted:

the Matt Miazga incident from tonight's USA-MEX game:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/plmdlx
This is the best thing I have ever seen, absolutely devastating. Lmao

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

TwoStepBoog posted:

the Matt Miazga incident from tonight's USA-MEX game:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/plmdlx

Alternate angle:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&feature=youtu.be&v=oNdnKX0A02k&t=03m04s

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:ck5:

https://twitter.com/sebisalazarfut/status/1039708221504671745?s=21

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Dilkington posted:

Gattuso wants possession based football so he has Milan doing the Rondo- he takes part as well even though he is massive now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivvAaVYpG54&t=185s

Am I just hearing things, or do Gattuso's instructions consist primarily of "de merda"?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Alexeythegreat posted:

Am I just hearing things, or do Gattuso's instructions consist primarily of "de merda"?

You might be hearing "ancora" which means "again" but he does swear a lot, which is pretty funny.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

That's the saddest take to try and deflect from the puny mexican winger getting completely owned on TV. Also it's actually really useful to be 6'4 when you're a centerback

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Manlet for sure

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Seems like it's goalkeeper fuckup season around these parts

https://twitter.com/multimedioscr/status/1039992422078578688

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Seltzer posted:

That's the saddest take to try and deflect from the puny mexican winger getting completely owned on TV. Also it's actually really useful to be 6'4 when you're a centerback

lol yeah imagine a world where being tall helps you defend better? No thanks

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Simone Poodoin posted:

lmao the goalkeeper fuckup on the first goal, then the equalizer had another keeper fuckup anmd the striker knocked himself out hitting his head against the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEX3x0XvomM

Same dude from this goalkeeper fuckup but now with a sick save

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1040005924730093568

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Simone Poodoin posted:

Same dude from this goalkeeper fuckup but now with a sick save

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1040005924730093568

Not sure he actually got a touch on that.

Zoom... and enhance.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


I love it.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/KCsixtyseven/status/1040189218235011072?s=19

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


neither cool nor good

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

jesus WEP posted:

neither cool nor good

Actually it’s very cool and good.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Winks to Liverpool confirmed

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Tsaedje posted:

Winks to Liverpool confirmed

lol

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Tsaedje posted:

Winks to Liverpool confirmed

lmao

e: Mourinho wanted the wrong Spurs centre back

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Ibrahimovic’s 500th career goal

https://youtu.be/UEPksMYfDF0

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Even his 500th goal is more acrobatic than most 20 year olds would attempt. Unreal.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

santanotreal posted:

Ibrahimovic’s 500th career goal

https://youtu.be/UEPksMYfDF0

fully sick

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

santanotreal posted:

Ibrahimovic’s 500th career goal

https://youtu.be/UEPksMYfDF0

Insanely good.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Ibra is still cool as heck

I know we joke about the MLS but to be fair it does seem to provide a decent amount of fully sick play by old fuckers who went there but are still good enough to do something ridiculous because it's MLS

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Paperhouse posted:

Ibra is still cool as heck

I know we joke about the MLS but to be fair it does seem to provide a decent amount of fully sick play by old fuckers who went there but are still good enough to do something ridiculous because it's MLS

There's a lot of guys who've gone over and have been straight up trash, ibra is not one of them

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

You hear people talk about great goals all the time but I've honestly never seen that finish before. That's fuckin insane

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

You hear people talk about great goals all the time but I've honestly never seen that finish before. That's fuckin insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLD8Rdf9mvs

MUTE YOUR poo poo BEFORE WATCHING

It's also potato quality.

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
that black belt in taekwando sure paid off nicely for zlatans football career

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Did they win?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
They lost 5 - 3

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Butterfly Valley posted:

They lost 5 - 3

Oh dear.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
I bra is still really good and really in shape, he’s just too slow post knee injury to play in a league where someone can actually defend him. Too many players who end up there are there because they lost form or got out of shape, so of course they end up poo poo.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


TheQuietWilds posted:

I bra is still really good and really in shape, he’s just too slow post knee injury to play in a league where someone can actually defend him. Too many players who end up there are there because they lost form or got out of shape, so of course they end up poo poo.

and of course, why try when you're already incredibly rich and basically semi-retired.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/DanEdwardsGoal/status/1041839521501990913

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/1042492313753276416

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Looks like that 'pass' from Jozy. Will be shipped to Hull in 2 years

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
So negative

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




It was a lucky touch, you can tell by the slight pause in his movement before he (impressively) outpaces the defender to get onto it. If he meant it there'd be no break between the touch/turn/run.

He had a good match though.

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

this is actually really stupid and pointless

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