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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

:stare: that is a damned steal

Do we know how bad his hammy is?

I don't think it's hurt much if at all

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Surely this time Josh Gordon will work out

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Diqnol posted:

This year, yes. Next year? Question marks though I don't think Gordon will fetch top dollar even if he plays a full season and if he succeeds here, would he want to leave? If we trade Foles, we'll be golden for cap. But we'll want to resign Ajayi and Brandon Graham right now. Dead cap will clean up a lot next year (like 8 mil or so)

Gordon is a RFA next year. You can drop an original round tender and keep him for cheap or he gets signed elsewhere and you get a second round pick.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Gatts posted:

I had no mercy on Zane Gonzalez to the point even my friends were concerned about how cold I was.
drat.

Now it turns out the dude was playing with a groin injury. Just when you think finally something that isn't Hue's fault. God drat it Hue WTF are you doing fielding and injured kicker who is costing us games?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Flikken posted:

Gordon is a RFA next year. You can drop an original round tender and keep him for cheap or he gets signed elsewhere and you get a second round pick.

Very cool!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041734130982109186

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

a neat cape posted:

Surely this time Josh Gordon will work out

I wonder if this Josh Gordon saga unfolded in any organization outside of Cleveland if he would get any serious interest.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Who?

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Hue: "Josh you better shape the hell up, or we're GONNA HAVE TO TRADE YOU AWAY FROM THE BROWNS!!!"

Gordon: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

a neat cape posted:

Surely this time Josh Gordon will work out

Even less likely than Kelvin Benjamin working out

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Docjowles posted:

Hue: "Josh you better shape the hell up, or we're GONNA HAVE TO TRADE YOU AWAY FROM THE BROWNS!!!"

Gordon: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

You know that's what it loving is and it's awesome.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Formerly of the Dolphins practice squad. Dude has never played an actual game

Good job Dorsey!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Makes you wonder why nobody is picking up Bailey.

E: ah, nevermind

quote:

So where is Bailey? ESPN.com's Adam Schefter reports that the kicker has already rebuffed four teams who inquired about his services and, yes, one of those teams was the Browns.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041729293297111046

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
The.....gently caress........

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Diqnol posted:

Makes you wonder why nobody is picking up Bailey.

Like I said earlier:

Chris James 2 posted:

Schefter said on his radio show he's gotten calls from numerous teams, the issue isn't lack of demand. My guess is he wants to be on a contender, and none of these teams [that are calling] currently look like that

ed: Ah, just saw the Browns Were one of the callers. Glad he has caller ID

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Diqnol posted:

Makes you wonder why nobody is picking up Bailey.

E: ah, nevermind

Supposedly he wants ALL THE MONEY

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

What the heck

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Flikken posted:

The.....gently caress........

Our head coach is retarded, or he saw that Josh Gordon got out and followed his lead.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
How do the Browns continue to out-Browns themselves?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

wyoak posted:

What the heck

THE BROWNS

weird Asian candy posted:

How do the Browns continue to out-Browns themselves?

THE BROWNS

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Was the kicker hiding his injury, or is the real answer stupider?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Is it possible Zane just didn't tell anyone?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Zane was trash last year to. He's totally had a pulled groin for 2 years!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You know the state of kicking is bad when decent kickers can hold out for Super Bowl contenders.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Zane was trash last year to. He's totally had a pulled groin for 2 years!

He was bad in an ordinary way last year, 75% FGs and 96% PATs.

Now he's 40% on FGs and 60% on PATs. That's some next level shittiness right there.

e: Dan Bailey injury ridden 2017 was virtually identical to healthy Zane Gonzalez season, both around 75%

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Supposedly he wants ALL THE MONEY

Wasn't he the highest paid kicker in the league when he was on the Cowboys? And that was why he got cut? Might need to lower those expectations (or maybe just ring chase, that works too)

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It's admirable all these teams try to even occasionally be more incompetent than the Browns, but there's only one GOAT

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hue Jackson is trash

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

cavallingus posted:

Hue Jackson is trash

Whoah, careful before you go too far out on that limb. Next you'll be telling me Jeff Fisher wasn't good.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

indigi posted:

how come quarterbacks never lose their voice

they way you hear them yelling during games you'd think they would at least be a little hoarse for the press conferences. they must have some technique

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

sean10mm posted:

Was the kicker hiding his injury, or is the real answer stupider?

Hue: Hurrr you just gotta tough it out!

*misses 10 field goals because your kicker's hosed up from injury*

Hue: who could've foreseen this!???

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

sean10mm posted:

Was the kicker hiding his injury, or is the real answer stupider?

Its the Browns search your heart. Hue probably had ten people around begging him not to start a hurt kicker. Hue smiles, and smugly points to his chair. Everyone just walks away in exasperated silence.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







indigi posted:

they way you hear them yelling during games you'd think they would at least be a little hoarse for the press conferences. they must have some technique

they yell from a different place in their throat. very guttural. it's closer to their chest.

it's why they sound so gruff a lot of the time.

Still don't understand eli though.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Kat_Terrell/status/1041726994822639616

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

suddenly i am very appreciative of Graham Gano, the fucker

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

FizFashizzle posted:

they yell from a different place in their throat. very guttural. it's closer to their chest.

it's why they sound so gruff a lot of the time.

Still don't understand eli though.

where/when do they learn that? it's a part of quarterback development you literally never hear about that (for some reason) I find interesting

adaz
Mar 7, 2009


Seriously how the gently caress does anyone involved with that team have a loving job. People are somehow still Hue Jackson apologists and I just.. I can't. This team is an atrocity

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

the gently caress are the chiefs gonna do with gordon

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