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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Hillary killed all those people*

*applies to anyone trump gets killed in the future.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Is this a Clancy plot?

https://twitter.com/PaulaSlier_RT/status/1041820894715437061?s=19

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Was the plane's nickname Crimea?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

give you 5% chance we're all a sniff of radioactive dust in 6 hours

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

The official statement from Israeli officials is going to be "it fell".

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
CNN was pretty quick to get the narrative going:
https://twitter.com/barbarastarrcnn/status/1041842824394825728

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
RT is blaming the French

https://www.rt.com/news/438676-french-frigate-mediterranean-missiles/

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

In a sort of weaselly way, yeah. And of course

quote:

The IDF has refused to comment on the report. Despite the fact that Israel rarely acknowledges striking specific targets inside Syria, earlier this month the IDF admitted to hitting at least 202 “Iranian targets” in the country.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

It has been an honour shitposting with you all.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

If I were Brown Moses/Bellingcat I'd intentionally amplify things that point towards no hostile cause and just treat it as a missing aircraft that absolutely was not shot down in any way

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Hell yeah are we gonna back Russia or Israel in ww3?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Judging by the amount of Israeli tourism commercials I'm seeing, it's pretty obvious.

FAUXTON posted:

If I were Brown Moses/Bellingcat I'd intentionally amplify things that point towards no hostile cause and just treat it as a missing aircraft that absolutely was not shot down in any way

Which malaysian flight was that again? They got hosed hard that year.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Which malaysian flight was that again? They got hosed hard that year.

1170, I think.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Y'all are missing the most important news

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2018/09/50-lambs-stolen-from-marlborough-farm.html

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm surprised new zealand isn't on the forefront of livestock dna tracking. I mean, there's only so many people to go around.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
It’s a privacy thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm trying to decide between Ireland and New Zealand as my "gently caress this poo poo, I'm out" destination.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Tristan da Cunha

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm trying to decide between Ireland and New Zealand as my "gently caress this poo poo, I'm out" destination.

I’m sure Peter Thiel is always stockpiling more blood donors in New Zealand so he can stay young when the end times come.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FAUXTON posted:

He did that during his first week in office when he got sources killed by bragging

Never heard this, link?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm trying to decide between Ireland and New Zealand as my "gently caress this poo poo, I'm out" destination.

Lead the kiwis to take the rich to task.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
NZ has better weather and a bunch of big game animals imported for sport, that would be my pick.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Never heard this, link?


Lead the kiwis to take the rich to task.

May, maybe?

The closest one to the first week was where the SEAL was killed in the Yemen raid?

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 18, 2018

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Milo and POTUS posted:

Never heard this, link?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/15/donald-trump-shared-classified-information-russia-white-house-report

It was in May, so I was way off on the timing. poo poo just blends together at this point.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The thing about Ireland is that most of my ancestors fled there to the US a century or more ago when Ireland was all hosed up so I feel like there's symmetry in me trying to move back.

My third choice is Arctic Canada. I'd give up a lot to move to some tiny place no one sane has ever heard of in Nunavut to teach Inuit kids in exchange for the outside world not bothering me.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The thing about Ireland is that most of my ancestors fled there to the US a century or more ago when Ireland was all hosed up so I feel like there's symmetry in me trying to move back.

My third choice is Arctic Canada. I'd give up a lot to move to some tiny place no one sane has ever heard of in Nunavut to teach Inuit kids in exchange for the outside world not bothering me.

I'm looking at Ireland. Relatively cheap compared to most of main-land Europe, good technology sector, and it isn't hell-bent on shooting itself in the foot like its neighbor to the east.

ANZ is just too loving far away from everything.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I stand by Tristan da Cunha. 220~ people there. Takes a goddamn week to get there. You'd never hear Kardashian again.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1041879153627332608?s=21

lol at the GOP getting pissy about Miller having his sushi ruined.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I stand by Tristan da Cunha. 220~ people there. Takes a goddamn week to get there. You'd never hear Kardashian again.

I've met pretty girls from Ireland, Canada, and New Zealand. I have yet to meet one from Tristan da Cunha.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I've met pretty girls from Ireland, Canada, and Spain. I have yet to meet one from Tristan da Cunha.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I just googled Tristan da Cunha because I didn't know anything about it and "Tristan da Cunha inbreeding" was one of the suggested searches so that's a noooooope.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
You guys are being insensitive to Britain's proud tradition of cousin-loving.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1041879153627332608?s=21

lol at the GOP getting pissy about Miller having his sushi ruined.

I mean, this is where we are today? A literal goddamn U.S. Senator is doxxing?

I'm no great lover of Chavismo but this is some seriously hosed-up poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wasabi the J posted:

You guys are being insensitive to Britain's proud tradition of cousin-loving.

There's a difference between cousin-loving because you're royalty and have to keep it in the caste, and inbreeding because there's less than 300 people in your whole community.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's a difference between cousin-loving because you're royalty and have to keep it in the caste, and inbreeding because there's less than 300 people in your whole community.

It was more a jab at Crusty

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Weirdest sex trafficking story ever.

Actually, probably not, but I don't want to know.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just think of it this way youre performing a service by adding new material to the gene pool

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
NC is still hosed with all the flooding, and it looks like tributary lag still hasn't reached the coast



https://twitter.com/NCDOT_Trogdon/status/1041763936427814914

Also, there are still tornado warnings across NC and Virginia

https://twitter.com/ABC13News/status/1041791340428832768

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
That is the good stuff I was waiting for.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating


quote:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting hosed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”


Lmao

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