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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

2 of those people aren't even in that Administration anymore.

I love the opportunity to see Hope Hicks "Ew no" no face again when Steven Miller tries to wrap his wierd hook limb around her.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

McGlockenshire posted:

Honestly it's calmed down over there for the most part. It's quite back to "normal" in fact. Don't read all of this at one sitting, it won't be good for your health. Just pick a paragraph. Most of the later ones are really good representative samples.


I'm curious how functional this person is in society. I'm going to assume this guy is akin to the dude who comes into my store and spends hours searching for things with discounts and then bitches when he find something he thinks should be discounted that isn't. He steals all the ketchup packets and forks from the deli.


That Q is melted.

This video popped up in my recommended. The guy is sorta annoying, but his summery of Q and the poo poo that's leaked into real life is intresting. His description of Hannity as a "thumb that got stung by a bee" is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JdQIe9z7IM&t=916s

I had no idea that Curt "I can make a MMORPG with State Money!" Shilling was part of this.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


Haha what is this reference

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

TulliusCicero posted:

Is SerialBrain2 a bot that was created to interpret Q posts?

It all seems so stilted and jarring

I don't think so, it's to coherently crazy if you know what i mean. I'd love to see SerialBrain2 in a video or something, I just can't wrap my head around the fact that brains like these exist.

Just the loving effort put into trawling through all Q's poo poo and meticulously checking every possible combination of numbers until you end up with something that adds up to 17 if you square root it by the resolution of an old image file from 3 months ago divided by the number of letters in the first sentence of Trump's speech last week. Do you see?!?!!?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

VitalSigns posted:

Haha what is this reference

The Giant Claw. Its the path the monster takes in attacking America.

No, its not a comedy.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Fulchrum posted:

The Giant Claw. Its the path the monster takes in attacking America.

No, its not a comedy.

It's a bird the size of a battleship!

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

TulliusCicero posted:

Is SerialBrain2 a bot that was created to interpret Q posts?

It all seems so stilted and jarring

He's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

OAquinas posted:

Well, part of it was validated at least--Trump IS going to release Nunes memos this week.

Not sure how telegraphed that was but no doubt they'll see it as cementing the infallibility of Q.
It's not another Nunes memo, it's a section of a renewal application of the FISA warrant for surveillance of Carter Page, plus a bunch of text messages from Comey, Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

/v/greatawakening's optimism is boundless as always.

Just for fun, what are you guys thinking will be in the released texts that we haven’t seen before?

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Threatening the life of Potus or his family.

quote:

Seth rich mentioned

Assassination plot

Pedo stuff

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Hussein in the loop

quote:

Assassination attempt, probably from Obama. Poetically, Obama probably was involved in a secret societies that descended from original Assassin cult. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassins

"Reap the whirlwind and ride the lightning." Public executions across the board. :D

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Would be fun if they include all sorts of N-words of various shapes and sizes.
Fingers crossed We say friend of the family around here btw
friend of the family

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I think they'll have a video of Michael getting a handy from Barry.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
You can hear them in the posts jerking off thinking about Hillary and Obama being publicly executed by Trump.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Not going to lie, if Obama was descended from the Assassins I would totally be even more on board with voting for him again, because that would be loving badass as hell.

They always accidently make Obama sound way cooler than he really is.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
How they don't recognise that their theories are all limited to stuff they only know from video games...

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I blame Kojima and the Metal Gear series.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

TulliusCicero posted:

Not going to lie, if Obama was descended from the Assassins I would totally be even more on board with voting for him again, because that would be loving badass as hell.

They always accidently make Obama sound way cooler than he really is.

This was supposed to be some derogatory image of him.


I'd probably follow Barack "Nick Fury" Obama into hell. Or at least a badass concert.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I'd totally play Assassins Creed : Obama.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

OAquinas posted:

This was supposed to be some derogatory image of him.


I'd probably follow Barack "Nick Fury" Obama into hell. Or at least a badass concert.

loving owns.

And his minion-

https://twitter.com/SarahLerner/status/1041369340480696321?s=19

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



OAquinas posted:

This was supposed to be some derogatory image of him.


I'd probably follow Barack "Nick Fury" Obama into hell. Or at least a badass concert.

1. How does he have a window facing the Statue of Liberty at that angle, unless he is on an artificial island like the Big Shell.

2. He hates America, but has both an embroidered American flag and a flag pin?

Can't these fuckers do anything right?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

It’s like Dees without the antisemitism. Unless that’s covered by the text on the map behind him.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

OAquinas posted:

This was supposed to be some derogatory image of him.


I'd probably follow Barack "Nick Fury" Obama into hell. Or at least a badass concert.

Hahaha that rifle in the corner is the Fallout 3 assault rifle model.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

jojoinnit posted:

How they don't recognise that their theories are all limited to stuff they only know from video games...

I don't follow the games well and "you've been lied to! the good and bad one switched!!!!" seems like a plot twist that bad series would do, but like, it's the templars that want to get the apple of eden (which is the thing from the bible but it was actually an alien!) to enslave mankind while the assassins want to destroy it.

So like, does Q see itself as the templars?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I don't follow the games well and "you've been lied to! the good and bad one switched!!!!" seems like a plot twist that bad series would do, but like, it's the templars that want to get the apple of eden (which is the thing from the bible but it was actually an alien!) to enslave mankind while the assassins want to destroy it.

So like, does Q see itself as the templars?

No templars are the DEEP STATE obviously. They control all information.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


chitoryu12 posted:

Hahaha that rifle in the corner is the Fallout 3 assault rifle model.

It’s basically a composite of video game and movie stills. The Statue of Liberty all torn up is from the Cloverfield movie for instance. I guess that story of Obama growing into a giant immortal horror while the Muslims flee to the moon must also be true to them

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.

TulliusCicero posted:

1. How does he have a window facing the Statue of Liberty at that angle, unless he is on an artificial island like the Big Shell.

2. He hates America, but has both an embroidered American flag and a flag pin?

Can't these fuckers do anything right?

Don’t forget that they included the Independence Day aliens attacking in the background, and the president in that movie was a hero.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

RagnarokAngel posted:

No templars are the DEEP STATE obviously. They control all information.

Is that the current story? The last one i played was liberation and it felt like the story was potentially going in that direction but I didn't care post 2012 or so to play the 9 bad games in that series that came out a year to follow the story past that. I got as far as "the garden of eden was a real place and aliens made humans and used an apple computer to run their brains but adam broke it so people control their own brains" then the assassins want to take the apple and put in a volcano or something and the templars want to use it with them in charge.

Like, obama being an assassin seems pretty good in this case, but I admit the series only has one plot twist and it's always "everything you thought you knew was wrong" so some later game flipping it wouldn't shock me.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Is that the current story? The last one i played was liberation and it felt like the story was potentially going in that direction but I didn't care post 2012 or so to play the 9 bad games in that series that came out a year to follow the story past that. I got as far as "the garden of eden was a real place and aliens made humans and used an apple computer to run their brains but adam broke it so people control their own brains" then the assassins want to take the apple and put in a volcano or something and the templars want to use it with them in charge.

Like, obama being an assassin seems pretty good in this case, but I admit the series only has one plot twist and it's always "everything you thought you knew was wrong" so some later game flipping it wouldn't shock me.

I really don't know how people ever thought the story in those games wasn't going to go all to poo poo when it started out with genetic memory poo poo as the main plot hook.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Is that the current story? The last one i played was liberation and it felt like the story was potentially going in that direction but I didn't care post 2012 or so to play the 9 bad games in that series that came out a year to follow the story past that. I got as far as "the garden of eden was a real place and aliens made humans and used an apple computer to run their brains but adam broke it so people control their own brains" then the assassins want to take the apple and put in a volcano or something and the templars want to use it with them in charge.

Like, obama being an assassin seems pretty good in this case, but I admit the series only has one plot twist and it's always "everything you thought you knew was wrong" so some later game flipping it wouldn't shock me.

They dabbled with the idea of making the Templar/Assassins dynamic less black and white but then just kinda went "nah".

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

RagnarokAngel posted:

They dabbled with the idea of making the Templar/Assassins dynamic less black and white but then just kinda went "nah".

I know in universe the games exist and are released by the templars who bought activision but tell the story of how bad the templars are so I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


quote:

Obama cracks a wry smile as he fultons the last of the Seal Team 6, their screams of surprise echoing into the stratosphere. "If you like your S rank, you can keep it," he says, lighting a joint.

quote:

Violent shockwaves ripples through Obama's body. The world turns a searing white, and then just as suddenly the sensation disappears. In front of him, Sebastian Gorka dials back the torture device.

"6 thousand volts. Impressive. And yet, even you must have a breaking point. We can find it out together or I could undo your straps and let you walk out of here a free man. All you have to do for me, Mr. President, is one simple thing: say the magic words 'radical Islamic terror'."

Obama was confused. "La Li Lu Le Lo? What does THAT mean?"

quote:

Biden peeked over the cover and instantly regretted it. It was the Skulls Unit, and a lot of them. He sighed and slid his last magazine over to Obama.

"Better you than me, big dog."

Barack shook his head in the negative and slid it back. Then, pointing at his long, flowing turban, he simply grunted "Infinite Ammo".

Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Sep 18, 2018

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I know in universe the games exist and are released by the templars who bought activision but tell the story of how bad the templars are so I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

Did you mean Ubisoft, or do they actually directly say a competitor is working with the bad guys in their universe? Normally stuff like that is more subtle.

Mr.Unique-Name fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Sep 18, 2018

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


TulliusCicero posted:

1. How does he have a window facing the Statue of Liberty at that angle, unless he is on an artificial island like the Big Shell.

You answered your own question there

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Did you mean Ubisoft, or do they actually directly say a competitor is working with the bad guys in their universe? Normally stuff like that is more subtle.

I do mean ubisoft, abstergo owns ubisoft and releases assassins creed games in the assassins creed universe.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I know in universe the games exist and are released by the templars who bought activision but tell the story of how bad the templars are so I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

It’s just like how the evil molester cabal has to put clues to their vile deeds into public discourse!

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


1337JiveTurkey posted:

Like there's one person in this idiotic argument that wouldn't be executed by the Khmer Rouge for their right wing beliefs. "But I make fun of lanyaaardsssss!" as they beat your bourgeois skulls in with a shovel.

Khmer Rouge were openly backed by the US and were beaten by the Viet Minh.

Maybe you should stop using conspiracy theories as an excuse to fantasize about the violent death of posters on these forums.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Initially, the Viet Mihn were openly backed by the US as well.

It seems that the worlds complaints about the US being fickle when who decides foreign policy changes every 4 to 8 years may have some merit to it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
So aparently Q Anon tried to start a conspraicy theory about Prof Ford

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-internet-predictably-turns-into-a-god-awful-fever-swamp-following-the-kavanaugh-bombshell?via=ios

quote:

Always eager to allege a vast, decades-long conspiracy, QAnoners pushed a theory that Ford was lashing out at Kavanaugh because his mother (also a judge) appears to have overseen a foreclosure case in the '90s involving Ford’s parents. But the trolls’ own screenshots of court dockets revealed that the elder Kavanaugh had ruled in favor of Ford’s family, killing the conspiracy upon arrival.

But that didn't stop Seb Gorka and Kurt Schlichter from picking up that turd and running with, proving that they are still among the dumbest assholes on the planet.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

OAquinas posted:

This was supposed to be some derogatory image of him.


I'd probably follow Barack "Nick Fury" Obama into hell. Or at least a badass concert.

Hell same.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wait i thought the right wing likes nazi paraphernalia like that ss pin tho

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Reverse image search reveals that it was a contest entry on DeviantArt, so its probably not a Chud creation.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I know in universe the games exist and are released by the templars who bought activision but tell the story of how bad the templars are so I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

In the games that use that plot device abstergo gives a sanitized version of history that makes them look good, but an assassin hacks your game to give you the "uncensored version".
Yes its all as dumb as it sounds and i love it.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

twistedmentat posted:

So aparently Q Anon tried to start a conspraicy theory about Prof Ford

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-internet-predictably-turns-into-a-god-awful-fever-swamp-following-the-kavanaugh-bombshell?via=ios


But that didn't stop Seb Gorka and Kurt Schlichter from picking up that turd and running with, proving that they are still among the dumbest assholes on the planet.

Limbaugh too. On Monday he spent a significant portion of his show claiming this.

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