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dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Platystemon posted:

I like how they were going to base the definition on the length of a pendulum with a half‐period of one second but then someone took a boat to South America noticed that Earth’s pull was feebler there.

And even if it wasn't they'd have been hosed if decimal time actually went through, what with the whole 100k second day making the decimal second about 14% shorter.

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cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Former DILF posted:

if it was done by the french, who ever "did" it was jerking himself off while someone who can't read actually carried out the measurements and reported to a separate, semi-literate underling.

Bizarre how much America hates France, seeing how much they have in common.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

probably because normal humans spend all day working and all night loving while the perfidious white man spends all day conquering and all night jerking himself off

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
buncha joyless weenie base 10 likers up in this bitch

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:stare: my world is different now knowing fire tornados are a thing

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Bizarre how much America hates France, seeing how much they have in common.

France is America's deadbeat dad they don't realise they've become.

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011
If they weren't such cowards they'd change the circumference of the earth to match the meter.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not sure if this is the right thread, but it can't be the wrong one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-g

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

DrPossum posted:

:stare: my world is different now knowing fire tornados are a thing

summerincalifornia.jpg

A friend of mine who works for cal fire (rural fire fighters) has a photo album full of fire tornado pics.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

The metre ought to be one ten‐millionth of the distance between the equator and the North Pole along the meridian passing through Paris, at sea level.

That was the original intention. The platinum–iridium artefact is off by one part in five thousand (or eight kilometres over the circumference of the Earth).

Even that small difference was too much to ignore after the error was discovered. It would have ruined too many measurements referenced to the marks on the rod that are slightly too close together.



Calibrating poo poo is difficult, this video is interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9egfWvb7Y&ab_channel=Veritasium

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

If the tornado wants the hose so bad, at what point do you just let it have it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Platystemon posted:

The metre ought to be one ten‐millionth of the distance between the equator and the North Pole along the meridian passing through Paris, at sea level.

That was the original intention. The platinum–iridium artefact is off by one part in five thousand (or eight kilometres over the circumference of the Earth).

Even that small difference was too much to ignore after the error was discovered. It would have ruined too many measurements referenced to the marks on the rod that are slightly too close together.



Yeah but that’s a relitivistic measurement because there is distortion if you move towards the poles or the tropics, because the earth is a virtual cardioid shape that is being pulled taught into a sphere. So really the best standard ruler would be something that measures the entire magnetic spectrum and that atomically distorts at different locations on earth but is a certain quantum number of atoms long. So a metal where the atoms actually magnetically distort depending on location is actually more accurate than a magnetically shielded alloy at a mean location.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Deteriorata posted:

Turbocharger blew up.

I'm no expert but isn't that a dynamic brake failure?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Cythereal posted:

From the "What did they think was going to happen?" files.

https://i.imgur.com/ah0IGOp.mp4

should have had it run out a fixed hose instead of waving it around like that smdh

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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just turn on the hose.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they should have just turned on the firehose problem solved. also i'm the guy throwing rocks at the tornado gently caress you tornado

e: fuckin beat. Still gonna throw rocks

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Day one of shop class in high school, 20 years ago, we watched Shake Hands With Danger and I can still remember the song.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cojawfee posted:

This is the part of the "very special episode" where everyone hears a big crash and they run over to find the old hand crawling out of the crane wreckage. Everyone asks what happened and he says "I don't know, I guess that load was just too heavy. I thought I had it under control." Then the whippersnapper with the college degree says "This is why we have load charts. If you had just learned how to use it, this would have never happened."

I always thought it'd be sweet to be acrane operator, cause when I was a kid I liked that kind of poo poo, not to mention them bitches clock mad $krilla.
But then I realize the huge amount of responsibility that comes with that and I'm all like, nah, I'm good.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Asproigerosis posted:

Don't worry, this same poo poo happens in health care. The American Registry of Radiologic Technologists has started doing a halfassed Maintenance of Certification test for all certifications after 2011. We have to take an 'ungraded' board exam on areas that we least encounter in our day to day practice every 10 years. The problem is that they grandfathered all techs that got their certifications before 2011, so they don't have do it. These are the people that are most likely to be uneducated in a lot of areas of current practice standards. They're the ones that learned how to do xrays in a hospital basement from a nun 30 years ago. People that only ever had formal training on emulsion film (something that was effectively replaced universally with computed/digital radiography in the 00's). People that don't know what a pixel is and pretty much just survive on rote memorization from what buttons the applications person told them to push. You know, the people that clearly don't need to prove they are up to date on current practice standards because they have ~experience~. It is incredibly frustrating trying to interact with some coworkers in MRI because they learned how to do it in 1993 and that's how we've always done it so no we're not changing anything. I guess there will always be a place for button pushers.

This reminds me of a story about a patient who got a seriously damaging dose of radiation from a clueless X-ray tech because they didn't understand how the machine or display worked and just kept hitting the buttons over and over and repeatedly dosing them.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

No source, but you just know it's Russia.

https://i.imgur.com/vDlynmx.mp4

I like the method that British guy uses, where he puts 8x8s or the like in to prop up the areas he's removed the brick from, then starts a fire. Fire burns wood, chimney falls down with everyone at a safe distance.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Say Nothing posted:

No source, but you just know it's Russia.

https://i.imgur.com/vDlynmx.mp4

What always gets me with videos like this is that the sane correct way to do this requires less physical effort, and less danger. Both in removing bricks and removing the support.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

This reminds me of a story about a patient who got a seriously damaging dose of radiation from a clueless X-ray tech because they didn't understand how the machine or display worked and just kept hitting the buttons over and over and repeatedly dosing them.

In the end, we got the gold standard case study for responsible programming and machine design, so thanks for taking one for the team, you radioactive corpses.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


chitoryu12 posted:

This reminds me of a story about a patient who got a seriously damaging dose of radiation from a clueless X-ray tech because they didn't understand how the machine or display worked and just kept hitting the buttons over and over and repeatedly dosing them.

that would be this thing http://www.bowdoin.edu/~allen/courses/cs260/readings/therac.pdf

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
The therac was a different issue; by mashing the controls in just the wrong way you could get it to switch to its high-power beam and forget to move the target block into the beampath.

The software interlock was the sole interlock preventing this, and the fault was not discovered in testing.

So, operators had no reason to doubt that the machine was configured correctly, and the effects on the patient wouldn't point to it all that directly.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


when you nutted but she keeps sucking

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA
https://m.imgur.com/r/nonononoyes/JEPSwaZ

Dude.... like... get out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

chitoryu12 posted:

This reminds me of a story about a patient who got a seriously damaging dose of radiation from a clueless X-ray tech because they didn't understand how the machine or display worked and just kept hitting the buttons over and over and repeatedly dosing them.

That could be the Arcata incident

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012


Stop pushing the Button,Karen!!! :ohdear:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Cythereal posted:

From the "What did they think was going to happen?" files.

https://i.imgur.com/ah0IGOp.mp4

It looks like they were expecting to make a flamethrower, but they're loving morons, so instead they set themselves on fire.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

quote:

The CT, performed to diagnose possible head injuries, was halted after the boy's parents became upset at the session's length and demanded that radiological technologist Raven Knickerbocker stop the machine.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Judging by the photo of the tech I’m guessing she fat-fingered the button.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

DrPossum posted:

:stare: my world is different now knowing fire tornados are a thing

Technically those are fire whirls, they're like dust devils. A tornado occurs when a super cell thunderstorm (mesocyclone) drops to the ground.

Incidentally, fire storms can cause super cell thunderstorms consisting of pyrocumulonimbus clouds, and there is at least one recorded instance of one producing a tornado. This occurred in Australia because of course it did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_whirl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Canberra_bushfires#Canberra_Fire_Tornado

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

Technically those are fire whirls, they're like dust devils. A tornado occurs when a super cell thunderstorm (mesocyclone) drops to the ground.

Incidentally, fire storms can cause super cell thunderstorms consisting of pyrocumulonimbus clouds, and there is at least one recorded instance of one producing a tornado. This occurred in Australia because of course it did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_whirl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Canberra_bushfires#Canberra_Fire_Tornado

or this one from this year in California which had 140+mph winds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1XkAsWGu60

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Bridge collapses hours after opening.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Trabisnikof posted:

or this one from this year in California which had 140+mph winds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1XkAsWGu60

It was me, I farted, sorry.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



that looks like unreinforced concrete laid straight onto a bunch of lovely rear end trusses. Theres your problem. That's not load bearing even slightly.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Damnit, what are those...

*checks notes*

50 or 60 cars going to do now?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

explosivo posted:

Damnit, what are those...

*checks notes*

50 or 60 cars going to do now?

Just gonna have to stay at the bar and drink a few more brewskis and watch the (looks up Saskatchewan sports) moose roam around, eh?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Reeve Duane Hicks posted:

"The company did not build a bridge to fall over. We sure didn't buy a bridge to fall over."

:thunk:

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Drone_Fragger posted:

that looks like unreinforced concrete laid straight onto a bunch of lovely rear end trusses. Theres your problem. That's not load bearing even slightly.

The middle supports sank.


Before. Both sets of blue supports are the same height above the water.


After. One set is much lower than the other.

They don't know why, but say "something under the riverbed failed". Yep.

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