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Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I love Nintendo, and my favorite Mario characters are the toads.

My notifications and text messages today have been a hellscape.

Edit: God bless Known Good Website Polygon. https://www.polygon.com/2018/9/18/17874358/mario-kart-who-is-toad-he-is-a-good-boy-please-retweet-nintendo

Bean fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 19, 2018

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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Tip posted:

Stolen from the frightening things thread:


Frightening things thread looks like a safe space compared to reality.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Burning_Monk posted:

Why the surprise, this is the guy who talked about it... during a televised Presidential Debate!... so all the other candidates had to comment on it too.

Haha epic troll. Become the President of the United States and then talk about your dick to America lol

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 19, 2018

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

there has been a loss of life

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

:trumppop:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1042196237099909120

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
I want to see the Blu Ray extras


:smugdon:"This has been one of the wesh-ish...."


:reject: "ughh. Cut.... Take 138.."

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


Hahaha can you imagine how hard it must be to try and look at the correct eye with sarah sanders for two hours hahaha

Dr.Caligari posted:

I want to see the Blu Ray extras


:smugdon:"This has been one of the wesh-ish...."


:reject: "ughh. Cut.... Take 138.."

lol

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

Obamawater the fake news they won't talk about it, but it was dry. Can you imagine? Dry water! But they don't talk. Already we're bringing the wettest water to the Carolinas. I met a Carolina once at a beauty pageant. I asked if she had a sister who would go south.

You know what the Democrats call water? H2O! Hispanics 2 Overthrow.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Quote-Unquote posted:

Guys I've been watching X-Files and it just occurred to me that there is an episode about a sentient, underground dwelling mushroom that ensnares people in middle America and releases spores that make them hallucinate that everything is fine, but they're actually slowly being digested by the fungus


I mean, they predicted 9/11, but who knew they predicted Donald "Jonald" Trump?

What episode is that?

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

KentuckyFriedNero posted:

Frightening things thread looks like a safe space compared to reality.

New Scary Stories book looking mighty scary.



Realtalk why doesn't Burnett just delete or destroy the N-word tape?

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/palmerreport/status/1042190490492444672?s=21

Wait! It is not what you think! It’s not the accusers letter but...

https://www.bayoubrief.com/2018/09/17/adrian-perkins-claims-senate-judiciary-committee-relied-on-fraudulent-letter-supporting-kavanaugh/
https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2018/09/17/shreveport-candidate-denies-he-endorsed-kavanaugh-supreme-court/1338021002/

quote:

Shreveport mayoral candidate Adrian Perkins said Monday that his name was used without his consent in a letter praising embattled U.S. Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh.


Perkins was one of eight current or former members of the Harvard Law School's chapter of the Black Law Students Association who supposedly signed a letter commending Kavanaugh's work with students at Harvard Law School.

The letter was read aloud by Sen. Mike Crapo, R-Idaho, during Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing Sept. 5.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What episode is that?

It's the episode you're currently living in.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1042213812894457858

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


bag em and tag em posted:

there has been a loss of life
That's a tough one. It's tough to understand, but this has been a difficult period of time for a lot of people.

Poetry.

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

a nasty one. a big one.

this is a prepared statement by the president of the united states. like, there's edits and poo poo. a team of people worked on this to make it the best it could possibly be, and this was the result.

does it ever just hit you guys? like what the gently caress is happening. will I ever be numb

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Please for the love of God have Trump pull a Nixon and secretly ("secretly") record every meeting he ever has

Because I really really want to hear the moment some intern has to explain to Trump what Mario Kart is, what Toad is, and show him a picture. I want to hear how the intern sounds googling it on their iPad and scrolling through pictures of Toad, remembering why they're doing it, and audibly cringing. I want to hear Trump's immediate, animal-like reaction of "it doesn't look like that!" and I want to hear his advisers BWG him not to tweet about it

please, if I get anything for Christmas, let it be this

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/BlueWaterDays/status/1042218298685960192

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Lol hey, uh... BlueWaterDays, a definitely real account, sir, I think your wig is on sideways

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1042218043521359872

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




I never realized how important the Republican primaries are.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



There was a wrinkle to the Ted Cruz California/tofu/silicon/dyed hair/ban bbq idiocy that I didn't know about.

The man warning about tofu and California invading Texas is married to a vegetarian from California.


https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/18/politics/cruz-beto-bbq-ban-texas/index.html posted:

"They want us to be just like California, right down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair."

Cruz added that his wife, Heidi Cruz, was "a California vegetarian."

"She's wonderful, but I brought her to the great state of Texas," Cruz said.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

bag em and tag em posted:

there has been a loss of life

don't forget, it's also tough to understand

E: beaten :doh:

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Sep 19, 2018

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Nah, I think the 1Comey mistake was firing the dude, and then going on national TV to say you fired the director of the FBI because he was getting too close to your criminal ties to Russia.

Yeah, I think that might have been the moment.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of piss

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





King Koopa in the streets

Toadstool in the sheets

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I know I'm probably looking too deeply hard much into this but isn't it a little on the nose to have a headlamp on Toad's head, given the circumsicions?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao he is too loving stupid to understand how any level of Government and elections actually work

Holy loving poo poo

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

These orb edits are getting bizarre

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Smirr posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042116488881217537

biological threats such as your weird messed up dick. MAKE THE TWEET

Is biodefense like the cyberdefense where we want Russia to help us?

Because :lol:

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Bio Force :wellpiss:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

KentuckyFriedNero posted:

Nah, I think the 1Comey mistake was firing the dude, and then going on national TV to say you fired the director of the FBI because he was getting too close to your criminal ties to Russia.

Yeah, I think that might have been the moment.

But how can we prove he had corrupt intent? Aside from his own, recorded televised words. We know he always lies. Cant prove intent then

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Someone who twitters get on twitter and tell the president he could end this toad chat once and for all if he posts his dick.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lol toad is pointing to the prez's lil dick

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

Most definitely. He’s never actually spelled it correctly that I’m aware of. There’s sort of a running joke that he may be a retard.

Nocheez posted:

No one else noticed he spelled "counsel" wrong twice?

bag em and tag em posted:

Does everybody know what this means? Where am I? What is happening to me?

lmao gently caress I’m just catching up on literally over 50,000 posts right now. this is good poo poo

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

KentuckyFriedNero posted:

Catching up, but I really loving hate both parties here. Tom Arnold has been riding on his supposed access to these tapes for so long. Not being American, I don't even know who the gently caress he is other than that guy that keeps tweeting about having seen tapes of Trump saying the n-word.

Tom Arnold was a talentless hack stand-up comic who became famous for marrying Rosanne Barr after she got famous. He was her boy toy.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

canyoneer posted:

And yeti persisted

Randumb Thots posted:

So if we’re comparing elected officials’ penises to Nintendo characters does that mean Steve Scalise is MissingNo?

I can't stop laughing today has been such a good day

and cancelling the kavanaugh vote, hell dimension owns

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