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Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



I guess to the "credit" of my fungus-dicked President, South Korea didn't really get anything done either. North Korea has, since the Clinton administration, talked about how they would first halt, and now dismantle their nuclear program as part of a general "denuclearization," which includes the United States doing so as well. The wording presented here is consistent with what they've said in the past, and people keep eating it up for some reason.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

I guess to the "credit" of my fungus-dicked President, South Korea didn't really get anything done either. North Korea has, since the Clinton administration, talked about how they would first halt, and now dismantle their nuclear program as part of a general "denuclearization," which includes the United States doing so as well. The wording presented here is consistent with what they've said in the past, and people keep eating it up for some reason.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042378706747109376?s=19

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


lmao

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Also lmao:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042376378593804289

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042377919304269824

Man, I remember how deep in the toilet the economy was before Trump took office :downs:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Are you loving serious

Also godamn can we just nuke the set of fox and friends already? Preferably live on TV

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

I love that he's quoting a Reagan official, not exactly a stellar economic record there...

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Till next week when it all falls apart again.

He's also going around saying that he should have fired Comey right after he got the nomination :haw:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Casimir Radon posted:

Till next week when it all falls apart again.

He's also going around saying that he should have fired Comey right after he got the nomination :haw:

Nah, next week they will test another icbm

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Casimir Radon posted:

Till next week when it all falls apart again.

He's also going around saying that he should have fired Comey right after he got the nomination :haw:

:ssh: He didn't read their demands....

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

CommieGIR posted:

:ssh: He didn't read their demands....

He didn't read poo poo, he watched F&F say he's doing a great job with Korea

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
The Masochism elf gets struck again:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/19/trump-savages-jeff-sessions-i-dont-have-an-attorney-general.html

The most shameful and shame-filled aspect of this entire administration.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Are you loving serious

Also godamn can we just nuke the set of fox and friends already? Preferably live on TV

I’m concerned that the union members on the crew could be hurt though?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Immanentized posted:

The Masochism elf gets struck again:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/19/trump-savages-jeff-sessions-i-dont-have-an-attorney-general.html

The most shameful and shame-filled aspect of this entire administration.

Getting hosed by the toad to own the libs communities of color

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The best quote from Trump today hasn't been posted yet.

The flight 93 memorial has a bunch of walls therefore we need to build a border wall.

Really. He said that.

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/1042410491983941638?s=19

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
If only Hawaii had a wall to keep out those pesky Japanese carrier aircraft.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


So a town next to where I grew up passed a resolution against Nike because of Kapernick. I went to school in this town for a year, and I can't say I'm shocked since the town has always been classist and racist as gently caress.

The best gem though was seeing my 5th grade teacher, who's now on the town council, drop this gem.



:allears:
Looking back, she used to say dumb poo poo like this all the time 20+ years ago, and was also the first person I heard the "Irish slavery" myth from.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who's ready to TDY to glorious Fort Trump?

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1042125025250295808

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Immanentized posted:

The Masochism elf gets struck again:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/19/trump-savages-jeff-sessions-i-dont-have-an-attorney-general.html

The most shameful and shame-filled aspect of this entire administration.

This is the only passably funny Harry Potter analogy to come out of this admin

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


realtalk props to the poles for that gem

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If NK just called their nuke site the Trump he 100% wouldn’t talk about denuclearization anymore.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Buttering a sitting president of the United States has never, ever been this loving simple

:lol:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Played like a fiddle in front of the entire world with a single sentence, and people think that the russians don't have him tied up like yacht rigging.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/evan_rosenfeld/status/1042437015499726849?s=21

:thunk:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Big surprise there

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

not caring here posted:

Played like a fiddle in front of the entire world with a single sentence, and people think that the russians don't have him tied up like yacht rigging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93YbvXa4Bhk

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Fortunato here is probably the only president stupid enough to risk being assassinated by somebody offering to show him a beautiful gold statue of himself in the White House basement and then getting walled up inside the room.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
labdkdjsoegeksbemehdjshs

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1042457897689595904?s=19

I mean

I should expect this by now but how can you really think BUILD A WALL ON IT is a solution to everything

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
And Mexico will pay for it

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
How can a grown man be that stupid? It's not even between Europe and Syria!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

We should dig some kind of a moat between Africa and the Middle East

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If we simply drain the Med people will stop drowning in it.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-a-kavanaugh-doppelganger/2018/09/18/88418f52-bb86-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

As crazy as that sounds, it wouldn’t be unheard of. And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school, it would make the most sense. Could there be a Kavanaugh doppelganger?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

facialimpediment posted:

labdkdjsoegeksbemehdjshs

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1042457897689595904?s=19

I mean

I should expect this by now but how can you really think BUILD A WALL ON IT is a solution to everything

............

Like has the Republican Party just given up on winning over new voters?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1042382574440669185

Makes me angry

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

boop the snoot posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-a-kavanaugh-doppelganger/2018/09/18/88418f52-bb86-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

As crazy as that sounds, it wouldn’t be unheard of. And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school, it would make the most sense. Could there be a Kavanaugh doppelganger?

far more likely: lifelong republican private school white guy attempted to rape a woman at a party

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

boop the snoot posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-a-kavanaugh-doppelganger/2018/09/18/88418f52-bb86-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

As crazy as that sounds, it wouldn’t be unheard of. And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school, it would make the most sense. Could there be a Kavanaugh doppelganger?

The line that read "a ubiquitous presence at booze-drenched parties" seals the deal. gently caress this writer for entertaining the notion and gently caress Orrin Hatch generally.

Related and really interesting, the GOP might be astroturfing the recommendations of past associates:
https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2018/09/17/shreveport-candidate-denies-he-endorsed-kavanaugh-supreme-court/1338021002/

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Sep 19, 2018

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

labdkdjsoegeksbemehdjshs

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1042457897689595904?s=19

I mean

I should expect this by now but how can you really think BUILD A WALL ON IT is a solution to everything

It will create a lot of jobs, and more jobs to keep repairing the holes blown through it

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

boop the snoot posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-a-kavanaugh-doppelganger/2018/09/18/88418f52-bb86-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

As crazy as that sounds, it wouldn’t be unheard of. And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school, it would make the most sense. Could there be a Kavanaugh doppelganger?

this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


boop the snoot posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-a-kavanaugh-doppelganger/2018/09/18/88418f52-bb86-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

As crazy as that sounds, it wouldn’t be unheard of. And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school, it would make the most sense. Could there be a Kavanaugh doppelganger?
Not unless his idiot friend also has a doppelganger.

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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Tryzzub posted:

far more likely: lifelong republican private school white guy attempted to rape a woman at a party

Hear hoofbeats, expect horses, not zebras. Or, in this case, a goddamned unicorn.

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