BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/harleivy/status/1042057651604127745?s=19

lol that made that a 10000X better

# ? Sep 19, 2018 14:59

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:13

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

WRT to those streaming MCU miniseries: is anyone ensuring Ike Perlmutter can't get his grubby hands on them

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:10

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

zoux posted:

WRT to those streaming MCU miniseries: is anyone ensuring Ike Perlmutter can't get his grubby hands on them

It's under Marvel Studios, so no.

I'd love a Kid Loki run.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:14

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

zoux posted:

There you go

Unrelated but cool looking

So she is a soldier? How is that interesting

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:19

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I really like Brie Larson's voice. Is that an odd thing to zero in on? Probably because of Scott Pilgrim.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:19

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Lurdiak posted:

SUB-ZERO

TEST YOUR MIGHT

Did you know that Johnny Cage's real name is actually Johnny Coppola?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:22

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Collapsing Farts posted:

So she is a soldier? How is that interesting

Lol is that seriously your takeaway from that shot

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:25

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Endless Mike posted:

I hope he's called Cheese.

lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:26

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Al Borland Korn posted:

Did you know that Johnny Cage's real name is actually Johnny Coppola?

You're good people.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:30

JordanKai: Aug 19, 2011; Get high and think of me.

pubic works project posted:

As long as he's not Richard Rider, I'm good.

He's actually Sam Alexander.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:34

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

zoux posted:

Lol is that seriously your takeaway from that shot

Ehats supposed to be the takeaway? That she lived a life? :psyduck:

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

The takeaway is that her whole life, any time she gets knocked down, she gets right back up with determination and ready to fight back. That's a definitive character trait.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:51

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

The takeaway is that her whole life, any time she gets knocked down, she gets right back up with determination and ready to fight back. That's a definitive character trait.

Another one of her traits is that she drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a cider drink, she drinks a lager drink, she drinks a

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:57

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Amnesia leaves her unable to sing the songs that remind her of the good times :smith:

# ? Sep 19, 2018 15:59

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

This is a really good page of this thread.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:00

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Another one of her traits is that she drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a cider drink, she drinks a lager drink, she drinks a

Jessica Jones cameo confirmed

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:00

Fangz: Jul 5, 2007; Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Montage of her falling down

"Discover what makes a hero"

Mar-vell clenches their fist

In a flashback, she also clenches her fist

Montage of her getting back up

In the present, she clenches her fist

but a note of doubt "I'm not what you think I am"

---

The problem here is that you want trailers to give you all the answers, when this trailer is really about providing you with the relevant questions.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Sep 19, 2018

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:00

JT Smiley: Mar 3, 2006; Thats whats up!

Fangz posted:

Montage of her falling down

"Discover what makes a hero"

Mar-vell clenches their fist

In a flashback, she also clenches her fist

Montage of her getting back up

In the present, she clenches her fist

but a note of doubt "I'm not what you think I am"

So you're saying she lived a life? I'm just not following.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:04

Fangz: Jul 5, 2007; Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

JT Smiley posted:

So you're saying she lived a life? I'm just not following.

no, she's a soldier

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:05

JT Smiley: Mar 3, 2006; Thats whats up!

Fangz posted:

no, she's a soldier

Boring! Call me when the next trailer reveals all the major plot point and jokes as well as the climax of the film.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:07

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Fangz posted:

Montage of her falling down

"Discover what makes a hero"

Mar-vell clenches their fist

In a flashback, she also clenches her fist

Montage of her getting back up

In the present, she clenches her fist

but a note of doubt "I'm not what you think I am"

---

The problem here is that you want trailers to give you all the answers, when this trailer is really about providing you with the relevant questions.

Also I love a good match cut

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:07

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

I don't understand why everyone would rather pretend the 2 minute teaser is the full trailer of the film than to just keep rewinding the old lady get her dentures rearranged.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:19

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Amnesia leaves her unable to sing the songs that remind her of the good times

Does Carol Danvers even have any "good times"?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:28

Old Kentucky Shark: May 25, 2012; If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Another one of her traits is that she drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a cider drink, she drinks a lager drink, she drinks a

gently caress was that 90s or 00�s? If they play that during a pivotal action scene, instant five stars.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:28

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does Carol Danvers even have any "good times"?

Avengers #200.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:29

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Rhyno posted:

Avengers #200.

Mods ban this.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Civil War spoiled everyone with trailers with the first one having the Ant-Man+Hawkeye combo and the second with Spider-man, you can't top that amount of fanservice.

But like every other MCU movie, I'm going to assume the second official trailer will be the one jampacked with the hype stuff.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:29

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

SonicRulez posted:

I don't understand why everyone would rather pretend the 2 minute teaser is the full trailer of the film than to just keep rewinding the old lady get her dentures rearranged.

People like to be mad at stuff

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:33

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

zoux posted:

People like to be mad at stuff

I'M MAD AT YOUR FACE ZOUX

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:36

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Rhyno posted:

Avengers #200.

I hear Jared Leto is in talks to play Marcus.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Rhyno posted:

I'M MAD AT YOUR FACE ZOUX

It's a stupid face, to be sure

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:43

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

zoux posted:

WRT to those streaming MCU miniseries: is anyone ensuring Ike Perlmutter can't get his grubby hands on them

Marvel Studios, not Marvel Television, is making them, so presumably

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:53

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Mods ban this.

Maybe that really is Rhyno's idea of good times. Maybe he's a terrible person! We'll have to wait for more data.

Wheat Loaf posted:

I hear Jared Leto is in talks to play Marcus.

Not in the film, just in general on set.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:53

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does Carol Danvers even have any "good times"?

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 19, 2018

# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:55

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

X-O posted:

Maybe that really is Rhyno's idea of good times. Maybe he's a terrible person! We'll have to wait for more data.

My idea of a good time is exposing innocents to Avengers 200.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:01

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Fangz posted:

Montage of her falling down

"Discover what makes a hero"

Mar-vell clenches their fist

In a flashback, she also clenches her fist

Montage of her getting back up

In the present, she clenches her fist

but a note of doubt "I'm not what you think I am"

---

The problem here is that you want trailers to give you all the answers, when this trailer is really about providing you with the relevant questions.

Maybe I am just dense lol.

I don't know what any of this means in your post. Does the fist clenching signify something in the comics?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:03

mikeraskol: May 3, 2006; Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Zzulu posted:

Maybe I am just dense lol.

I don't know what any of this means in your post. Does the fist clenching signify something in the comics?

You cannot be serious

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:04

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

JordanKai posted:

He's actually Sam Alexander.

bwahahahaha hell yeah

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:06

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

To me it's just a montage showing her as a kid and then she clenches her fist

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:13

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

X-O posted:

Maybe that really is Rhyno's idea of good times. Maybe he's a terrible person! We'll have to wait for more data.

I'm going with Rhyno being a big dummy and not a terrible person. cuz I like him. I'm just basing this on his posting and his love for Transformers. Mainly his love for Transformers.

Alhazred posted:

This is violence.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:08

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