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here's a smart home twofer https://twitter.com/nex3/status/1041760567814443009 (gets more fun in thread) https://twitter.com/bjmay/status/1041833853852311553 i will never install any of this poo poo in my house
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Sep 18, 2018 02:57
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https://twitter.com/MauriceJCasey/s...2Fr%2Frussia%2F
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Sep 18, 2018 06:19
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ShriekingMarxist posted:here's a smart home twofer  some poo poo aint gotta be smart
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Sep 18, 2018 06:36
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ShriekingMarxist posted:
my wife bought an alexa against my wishes. the only thing we ever use it for is as a glorified music player
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Sep 18, 2018 06:52
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The Nastier Nate posted:my wife bought an alexa against my wishes. the only thing we ever use it for is as a glorified music player i use mine as a thing to scream the n word at e: my cat loves it, he used to fulfill this function
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Sep 18, 2018 06:56
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The Nastier Nate posted:my wife bought an alexa against my wishes. the only thing we ever use it for is as a glorified music player  And also a timer.
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Sep 18, 2018 07:03
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ShriekingMarxist posted:here's a smart home twofer There has to be some legislation prohibiting leaving the house in a t-shirt like that after the age of 13.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:12
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chesnok posted:There has to be some legislation prohibiting leaving the house in a t-shirt like that after the age of 13. checks Twitter bio, is not disappointed
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Sep 18, 2018 08:19
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just print the homeowner's face on a tshirt and wrap a scarf around your head and you'll get right in he even has a nice mugshot right there on his twitter bio for you to use
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Sep 18, 2018 08:23
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Socks4Hands posted:just print the homeowner's face on a tshirt and wrap a scarf around your head and you'll get right in this will be the new wardriving
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Sep 18, 2018 08:31
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1. google address 2. get facebook etc 3. print face 4. ransack house
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Sep 18, 2018 08:32
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The Nastier Nate posted:my wife bought an alexa against my wishes. the only thing we ever use it for is as a glorified music player A glorified music player that is a wiretap
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Sep 18, 2018 09:44
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KomradeX posted:A glorified music player that is a wiretap it might be wiretapping 10 second snippets, but it delets them after determining you aren't are risk to whomever controlls that uh you know, thing. do not rise up epic gamers
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Sep 18, 2018 10:03
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some middle manager got a kickback from amazon to pepper those lovely alexa boxes throughout our offices. i like to think whenever i clearly enunciate 'jeff bezos is a pedophile' or 'amazon doesnt pay employees a fair wage' into it every morning it gets played back in one of their conference rooms somewhere
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Sep 18, 2018 10:09
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Former DILF posted:1. google address This would absolutely work. bring back old gbs posted:some middle manager got a kickback from amazon to pepper those lovely alexa boxes throughout our offices. i like to think whenever i clearly enunciate 'jeff bezos is a pedophile' or 'amazon doesnt pay employees a fair wage' into it every morning it gets played back in one of their conference rooms somewhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VQtmxmLfM
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Sep 18, 2018 11:45
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Former DILF posted:i use mine as a thing to scream the n word at NEOLIBERALS NEOLIBERALS NEOLIBERALS!!!!
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Sep 18, 2018 14:35
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sometimes I feel like I've seen the craziest Alex clips, and than you show up with that badboy
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Sep 18, 2018 18:42
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Former DILF posted:1. google address Thats a lot of steps when you can just break a window
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Sep 18, 2018 18:58
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Control Volume posted:Thats a lot of steps when you can just break a window neighbors aren't gonna give a poo poo if you just walk in the front door normally though poo poo pull up in a moving van or something
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Sep 18, 2018 20:03
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bring back old gbs posted:some middle manager got a kickback from amazon to pepper those lovely alexa boxes throughout our offices. i like to think whenever i clearly enunciate 'jeff bezos is a pedophile' or 'amazon doesnt pay employees a fair wage' into it every morning it gets played back in one of their conference rooms somewhere I unplug them when I show up to a meeting
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Sep 18, 2018 20:45
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Prav posted:neighbors aren't gonna give a poo poo if you just walk in the front door normally though They'd probably be glad to see him leaving. Audible whoa on this one
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Sep 18, 2018 23:01
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ShriekingMarxist posted:https://twitter.com/bjmay/status/1041833853852311553 Technology deciding on its own to unperson adult fans of superheros, silver linings.
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Sep 19, 2018 04:22
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quote:How spiders terrorized a woman with a creepy midnight nursery rhyme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkcntJ9Hnhk
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Sep 19, 2018 06:45
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chesnok posted:There has to be some legislation prohibiting leaving the house in a t-shirt like that after the age of 13. yeah dude looks like he's missing some parts
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Sep 19, 2018 06:57
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When I was a lad we used to climb up a nearby dry ski slope at night and if the alarms went off they would just play dancing queen extremely loudly. To this day that song triggers my flight response.
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Sep 19, 2018 09:49
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Quoted the wrong person wanna fight about it?
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Sep 19, 2018 09:50
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I was making dinner last night and noticed something that wasn't quite right...this feels like the appropriate thread.
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Sep 19, 2018 17:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:I was making dinner last night and noticed something that wasn't quite right...this feels like the appropriate thread. is it the fact that you were using meat a week past its expiration date
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Sep 19, 2018 17:37
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Shear Modulus posted:is it the fact that you were using meat a week past its expiration date No, I had it frozen right after I bought it and let it thaw out. It's the "ALL VEGETARIAN DIET" that I needed explained to me. Either the claim is that this chicken is part of a vegetarian diet OR those chickens were not fed meat, to which my follow up question is - what the gently caress kind of meat are we feeding the other chickens? it has to be other chicken meat right?
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Sep 19, 2018 17:48
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The Nastier Nate posted:No, I had it frozen right after I bought it and let it thaw out. chickens are omnivores
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Sep 19, 2018 17:54
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The Nastier Nate posted:No, I had it frozen right after I bought it and let it thaw out. Wild chickens will eat insects, worms, small lizzards and the like. To get enough protein the "all vegetarian diet" birds are probably fed feed with soy in them
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Sep 19, 2018 18:03
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They make a lot of chicken feed with processed chicken feathers to increase the protein content: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feather_meal
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Sep 19, 2018 18:09
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The Nastier Nate posted:No, I had it frozen right after I bought it and let it thaw out. hmm, what kind of meat thats generally unsaleable would chicken farms generally have on hand
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Sep 19, 2018 18:17
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Trabisnikof posted:chickens are omnivores “vegetarian feed” is used because people are stupid and think it’s better despite being worse, for both chickens and people
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Sep 19, 2018 19:41
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Wheeee posted:“vegetarian feed” is used because people are stupid and think it’s better despite being worse, for both chickens and people I'd accept a label that said "these chickens were not cannibals"
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Sep 19, 2018 19:47
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The Nastier Nate posted:I'd accept a label that said "these chickens were not cannibals" so then what you do is feed the chickens to pigs and then slaughter the pigs and feed them to the chickens. that's the trick they use to get around laws against feeding cows to cows. they feed the waste cow meat to chickens then feed the cows the chickens
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Sep 19, 2018 19:51
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Socks4Hands posted:just print the homeowner's face on a tshirt and wrap a scarf around your head and you'll get right in Sloppy algorithms harvesting personal information linked to Batman will build personalized advertising and behavioral prediction models. Content procedurally generated to appeal to the entity identified as Batman will be observed by other algorithms, legitimizing his existence. Data will accumulate as spambots register social media accounts, auto-generate user profiles, and design products and storefronts to appeal to him. advertising bots will impersonate him in DMs and chat rooms, until Batman has a rich and complex life and history, created and lived out entirely by AI that have convinced each other that he is real. Like an emergent oral tradition, Batman becomes a mythical figure like gods and heroes of old as his enormous social influence and unrivaled media presence is noticed. Batman sightings start getting flagged by criminal databases, anyone with the username is bombarded by advertising bots competing for his attention. Somewhere in the Ukraine an unsupervised click farm, its admin having died several days earlier, decides that Bruce "Batman" Wayne is the most influential person on Earth. It purchases data and diverts resources towards creating custom content to post to his public channels and playlists. Animation sweatshops and webcam porn sites accept the algorithmically generated orders for 5-minute videos, and real human beings sigh and go to work acting out and producing the bizarre fantasies that machines think will appeal to Batman.
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Sep 19, 2018 19:58
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Syd Midnight posted:This is how the AI apocalypse creeps up on us while the nerds build their Maginot line of Asimov's Laws and such. Facial recognition software is obviously going to have to be taught pop culture artifacts and fictional characters like Batman, and identity databases are going to have to create records for them. There will be a way to flag them to avoid false positives, but as long as people continue to draw, dress as, or use Batman as a user name there will be online activity for countless bots to observe and mine for data. Nice
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Sep 19, 2018 21:09
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Syd Midnight posted:This is how the AI apocalypse creeps up on us while the nerds build their Maginot line of Asimov's Laws and such. Facial recognition software is obviously going to have to be taught pop culture artifacts and fictional characters like Batman, and identity databases are going to have to create records for them. There will be a way to flag them to avoid false positives, but as long as people continue to draw, dress as, or use Batman as a user name there will be online activity for countless bots to observe and mine for data. I want to believe.
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Sep 19, 2018 21:55
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Bradbury had it right:quote:Until this day, how well the house had kept its peace. How carefully it had inquired, 'Who goes there? What's the password?" and, getting no answer from lonely foxes and whining cats, it had shut up its windows and drawn shades in an old-maidenly preoccupation with self-protection which bordered on a mechanical paranoia.
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Sep 19, 2018 22:51
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