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Adar
Jul 27, 2001

Adar posted:

Bitmex Casino in 3 Acts: A Play

FOMO BOT, [21.08.18 20:10]
Bfx Positions LONG SHORT
Bitcoin (BTC): 40% 59%
Long: 26,430 BTC; Short: 39,589 BTC <---- this is an all time high short amount as shorting Bitcoin is the new buying Bitcoin

https://twitter.com/BitMEXdotcom/status/1032069173529194496

https://twitter.com/lowstrife/status/1032070218024083456

tldr: someone spent 25 million dollars to push BTC price up $200 at the exact moment when an all time high number of shorts is trapped on an offline exchange, huge numbers of which will be liquidated at once in exactly 13 minutes when it reopens

Futures Casino in 1 Act: A Play

CME futures expire at exactly 4 PM today. Here are the last few hours of BTC trading:

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Adar
Jul 27, 2001
Bonus "regulation won't fix everything" round: a lot of people in crypto have recently started trading weed stocks, because of course they have.

$TLRY ran up 600% in the past month after being effectively unshortable due to a tiny float. Here it is today, after briefly being worth more than CBS at the top:

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Klyith posted:

They were never in the country to begin with. Bitfinex (the people who print Tether) are a Hong Kong company registered in the virgin islands.

Oh wow. Man, I really wonder what sort of consequences await them in that case. I respect these guys now, this is a real quality scam.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if i just post my name, address, drivers license #, and social security # here can someone here forward that info to the place that will provide me with the most free bitcoin money?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

if i just post my name, address, drivers license #, and social security # here can someone here forward that info to the place that will provide me with the most free bitcoin money?

Not without your mother’s maiden name. You trying to get something for nothing?

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

At this point only the miners and a few whales and HODLERs are pumping and dumping each other. I am still convinced that crypto will be dead by end of the year/early next year. It's basically on life support already.

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

Risc1911 posted:

At this point only the miners and a few whales and HODLERs are pumping and dumping each other. I am still convinced that crypto will be dead by end of the year/early next year. It's basically on life support already.

It'll not be dead by year end because the crypto central bank i.e. Bitfinex is still doing QE with Tether. Though I'm not sure what they imagine the end-game will be, eventually they'll own all the bitcoin, and then what?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Double Bill posted:

It'll not be dead by year end because the crypto central bank i.e. Bitfinex is still doing QE with Tether. Though I'm not sure what they imagine the end-game will be, eventually they'll own all the bitcoin, and then what?

Then funds will be safu

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Double Bill posted:

It'll not be dead by year end because the crypto central bank i.e. Bitfinex is still doing QE with Tether. Though I'm not sure what they imagine the end-game will be, eventually they'll own all the bitcoin, and then what?

HODL

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Double Bill posted:

It'll not be dead by year end because the crypto central bank i.e. Bitfinex is still doing QE with Tether. Though I'm not sure what they imagine the end-game will be, eventually they'll own all the bitcoin, and then what?

Lambos all around.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1042655059366932485?s=21

quote:

Gavin Wood, the cofounder of multibillion-dollar cryptocurrency project Ethereum, wrote a graphic blog post in 2013 in which he described having sex with an 11- or 12-year-old girl dying of AIDS.

Wood confirmed he authored the blog post, but in a statement to BuzzFeed News described it as fiction and “a made-up story meant to spark debate and conversation.”

“My blog posts at the time were meant to provoke intellectual debate and discussion around generally taboo subjects like the nature of consent,” he wrote. “Nothing about it should be taken as indicative of my personal position.”

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


"Have you guys ever explicitly said that you WOULDN'T have sex with a 11 year old AIDS victim? No? Looks like it is you who are the disgusting pedophiles after all"

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Adar posted:

Bonus "regulation won't fix everything" round: a lot of people in crypto have recently started trading weed stocks, because of course they have.

$TLRY ran up 600% in the past month after being effectively unshortable due to a tiny float. Here it is today, after briefly being worth more than CBS at the top:



Market regulation is about keeping bad actors from scamming investors with lies, lovely exchanges from letting everyone's money be stolen because they were insecure, and ponzi companies claim their fake money is backed with real cash without audits. Ideally market regulation would level the playing field so that a market couldn't be distorted by using pure wealth to buy advantages over everyone else.

Regulation never claims it would prevent idiots from loving themselves by throwing their money into a fire.


If bitcoin had only ever been traded on well-regulated, honest, secure exchanges, it would still probably have bubbled up at some point. A legion of evangelistic bitheads plus a bunch of chinese nouveau riche wanting to avoid currency controls is enough to cause some stupid poo poo to happen. But we wouldn't have tether, and we probably wouldn't have had the absurd spike and drop of 2017.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I see what he was going for. Have sex w/ 12 year old w/ aids. Contract aids. Go to prison. Get butt raped and your rear end beaten. Spread aids among the prison populace.

He's just a vigilante.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

NtotheTC posted:

"Have you guys ever explicitly said that you WOULDN'T have sex with a 11 year old AIDS victim? No? Looks like it is you who are the disgusting pedophiles after all"

How many alt accounts does aaro have?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

spankmeister posted:

Then funds will be safu

:unsmith:

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
Ah yes, I can only imagine the dense philosophical debate and intellectual discussion about the nature of humanity and the difficulties of creating an ethical society when ethics itself is a social construct that would naturally form in the comments section of an online blog post detailing how you hosed a 12-year-old girl dying of AIDS and presenting it as a true story.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Isn't Bitcoin about 11 years old?

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Double Bill posted:

It'll not be dead by year end because the crypto central bank i.e. Bitfinex is still doing QE with Tether. Though I'm not sure what they imagine the end-game will be, eventually they'll own all the bitcoin, and then what?

It won't die any time soon for the same reason why it got as big as it did despite being objectively stupid: there are so many libertarian nutters who believe in it so much they keep it alive through sheer force of will (and losing their life savings, over and over and over)

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





ahhh the ghost of bruce lives on

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

kuddles posted:

Ah yes, I can only imagine the dense philosophical debate and intellectual discussion about the nature of humanity and the difficulties of creating an ethical society when ethics itself is a social construct that would naturally form in the comments section of an online blog post detailing how you hosed a 12-year-old girl dying of AIDS and presenting it as a true story.

With no other context and having not read the blog post, I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and guess that the central thesis of it is just like one of those incredibly convoluted situations people think up to justify a white person using the n-word, except it's something like "what if her dying wish is to have sex before she passes away, then is it okay for me to gently caress an 11 year old?? Thoughts in the comments"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Isn't Bitcoin about 11 years old?

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Lemming posted:

It won't die any time soon for the same reason why it got as big as it did despite being objectively stupid: there are so many libertarian nutters who believe in it so much they keep it alive through sheer force of will (and losing their life savings, over and over and over)
Exactly. Amway and Herbalife still exist despite being complete scams and having near-collapses multiple times. Bitcoin will exist as long as there are suckers who think the thing that makes Bitcoin relevant is just around the corner.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

aaro still providing the thread with entertainment i see

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





goddamn it

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

https://twitter.com/Hatewatch/status/1042866118879272960

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

On Dec. 18, 2013, Wood, then 33, posted a first-person account of a relationship with a much younger girl from a troubled family named Elizabeth, a neighbor of his grandmother’s whom he claimed to have known since her birth. Wood wrote that he used to babysit Elizabeth.

When Wood was 13 and Elizabeth just 6, she was “found to have HIV and be in the advanced stages of AIDS,” he wrote. (He said the “theory” was that she had “inherited it from her father,” although HIV and AIDS aren’t hereditary.) They grew closer over the next few years, and Wood “began to notice just how beautiful she was,” with “large, innocent brown eyes coupled with a mischievous grin, a slim figure and quite average height.”

“The tragedy of her illness, combined with her exquisite attitude only added to her beauty,” Wood wrote.

In December 1998 — when Wood was 18, meaning Elizabeth would have been only 11 or 12 — the girl told Wood she was dying, according to his post. “Her young body was maturing behind her mind” and she wanted “to know love,” Wood wrote. He claimed she asked him to “take her virginity” while he was home for the Christmas holidays from university and described the sexual incident that followed in detail.

“By the next morning, she was tired and sore, but more content than she had ever known,” Wood wrote, adding that Elizabeth died a few days later.

A search of national and county death records, along with newspaper and obituary clippings, yielded no evidence of the death of a child named Elizabeth in Lancashire County on or around Dec. 31, 1998. Wood wrote that Elizabeth died on New Year’s Eve the year he turned 18 and moved away to attend university, but not before he “gave her youthful lips a final kiss.” A Lancashire county official and an administrator for the General Register Office for England and Wales told BuzzFeed News it would likely be impossible to obtain death records for a minor without her last name.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Stolen from YOSPOS in turn stolen from reddit:

quote:

reovirus 1 point 5 hours ago

Cody Wilson will go down as one of the most important figures in the history of human liberty. If you haven't downloaded the designs, do so while you still can.

It's sad this happened to him, but not surprising. I don't know if he actually did it or not, but the point is that it doesn't matter. Whether it was a successful honeytrap or made to look like one, for most people he'll just look guilty.

If you read this, Cody, thanks for everything you did and all you sacrificed. I hope you've put enough bitcoin away that you can disappear and enjoy a long happy life. If anyone is advising you to turn yourself in, don't listen to them. You'll just become another Ross. The government doesn't care if you're guilty. They only want you dead or in prison. Get away and have the happy retirement you've earned.

The last two interviews I heard from Cody Wilson were on The Ralph Retort's Killstream and Dick Masterson's The Dick Show. I highly recommend listening to both of them.

Incidently, a little advice for all of you: no one you sleep with should ever know your name or how to find you.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Wow, what a peach

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Waltzing Along posted:

I see what he was going for. Have sex w/ 12 year old w/ aids. Contract aids. Go to prison. Get butt raped and your rear end beaten. Spread aids among the prison populace.

He's just a vigilante.

“You think I’m trapped in here with you, but it’s you who—-*gets immediately shanked to death*

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

EorayMel posted:

Stolen from YOSPOS in turn stolen from reddit:

quote:

reovirus 1 point 5 hours ago


Incidently, a little advice for all of you: no one you sleep with should ever know your name or how to find you.




Wise words on how to live a happy and fulfilled life.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Adar posted:

Bonus "regulation won't fix everything" round: a lot of people in crypto have recently started trading weed stocks, because of course they have.

$TLRY ran up 600% in the past month after being effectively unshortable due to a tiny float. Here it is today, after briefly being worth more than CBS at the top:



This one's even better:

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

So, he’s on the run, and he’s broke.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

So, he’s on the run, and he’s broke.

And presumably armed.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I like how every time I check into this thread, things in the Bitcoin world have gotten more unhinged.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I see the zip gun becomes an icon of liberty the moment it gets invented by a child molesting techbro.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
What the gently caress is going on with Ripple?

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


EorayMel posted:

Stolen from YOSPOS in turn stolen from reddit:

A honeypot.

What in the christ? So the government- somehow knowing that even at 11 years old he was destined to be a captain of industry and a threat to their future- sent a 6 year old girl undercover to woo him with stories of having AIDS, all so they could discredit him on a forum full of incels 20 years later?

The US government does not get enough credit for its resourcefulness from conspiracy theorists

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dmitri-9 posted:

What the gently caress is going on with Ripple?

number go up

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Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

NtotheTC posted:

A honeypot.

What in the christ? So the government- somehow knowing that even at 11 years old he was destined to be a captain of industry and a threat to their future- sent a 6 year old girl undercover to woo him with stories of having AIDS, all so they could discredit him on a forum full of incels 20 years later?

The US government does not get enough credit for its resourcefulness from conspiracy theorists

Two different dudes.

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