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Believe me, when someone says you oughtta trust them, well, you oughtta trust them. That's the unvarnished truth, I wouldn't mislead you.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Practically the first thing on the page: Lawyers aren’t allowed to lie so you know it’s legit
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fruit on the bottom posted:Lawyers aren’t allowed to lie so you know it’s legit Doubly so for lawyers on the Internet
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They would definitely be real lawyers. They're not doing this out of legal ignorance, they know exactly how frivolous their threats are. The lawyers would be there to ensure they tread the line carefully between frivolous threats and actual extortion.
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Shauntece decided to shred the files on Lowtax after receiving her Sybian
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wa27 posted:Yeah I went ahead and paid the fee because I'm worried about lowtax. Pleads posted:Oh poo poo me too I just sent them a nice fruit basket. 
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Badchay posted:So, did anyone login yet? It actually has a really nice high-resolution version of the infringing image:  Edit: The image is also publicly accessible and can be directly linked. If we linked to that image would they have to sue themselves for copyright infringement? Sagan fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Sep 20, 2018 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Shauntece decided to shred the files on Lowtax after receiving her Sybian good lord
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The bigger the image, the more you have to pay.
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Sagan posted:It actually has a really nice high-resolution version of the infringing image: if his greatcoat was made by Hugo Boss like the real ones, it wouldn't pull at the shoulder and convert his sieg heil into a semi-heil real fascists don't cheap out on fashion
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meek heil
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Paladinus posted:The bigger the image, the more you have to pay. I love your avatar, but isn’t it copyright infringement? Microwave can sue you for 100,000,000.00
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Thin Privilege posted:I love your avatar, but isn’t it copyright infringement? Microwave can sue you for 100,000,000.00 It's double infringement, so it's in copyright lockdown. Microwave will have to go to FOX first.
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Sagan posted:It actually has a really nice high-resolution version of the infringing image: Lol, the guy actually has a swastika on his neck, so they can't even say "We aren't defending a nazi, ze picture is a satire"
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steinrokkan posted:Lol, the guy actually has a swastika on his neck, so they can't even say "We aren't defending a nazi, ze picture is a satire" it's the guy who took the picture, who does stuff for news, that they're defending*. not the guy in the picture. *cutting in on their scam of shaking people down for money while having zero case for infringement
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Klyith posted:it's the guy who took the picture, who does stuff for news, that they're defending*. Just an average Joe here, taking pictures of bona fide Nazis sieg-heiling. Of course they are "representing" the photographer, but the photographer is not a journalist, he's a glorified hobbyist, and apparently hanging out with real life Nazis.
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steinrokkan posted:Lol, the guy actually has a swastika on his neck, so they can't even say "We aren't defending a nazi, ze picture is a satire" I get that they'd own uniforms and other crap, but I never would have considered that Nazi's do Hitler Cosplay.
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Looking back at the beginning of this thread.Lowtax posted:That is absolutely 100% what they are. Photographers sign up for their service, and their law firm then uses reverse image searches to find where their "property" is being used. Then they have an in-house algorithm that actually calculates the amount of money they should threaten to sue for based off the site's popularity, traffic, and something that somehow determines a "possibility of payment." If I were Lowtax I would countersue them for trying to extort so little.
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steinrokkan posted:Just an average Joe here, taking pictures of bona fide Nazis sieg-heiling. Sadowski’s LinkedIn says he’s fluent in Polish, but not a word about photography. Funny how someone asking for thousands of dollars per photo doesn’t mention it in a place intended to generate career interest. I mean, I’ve been out of the graphic design business for six years and I still list it on my page.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Believe me, when someone says you oughtta trust them, well, you oughtta trust them. That's the unvarnished truth, I wouldn't mislead you. I mean, what are you supposed to do, trust people that say you shouldn't trust them?
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Whimsy posted:I get that they'd own uniforms and other crap, but I never would have considered that Nazi's do Hitler Cosplay. It's called "Stolen Valor", not cosplay.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Believe me, when someone says you oughtta trust them, well, you oughtta trust them. That's the unvarnished truth, I wouldn't mislead you. You didn't say we oughtta trust you, so therefore we can not trust you. You oughtta trust me.
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Kheldarn posted:You didn't say we oughtta trust you, so therefore we can not trust you. how dare you libel me I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT BUCKAROO AND I WILL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOUR BUCKAROOS AND DOLLARYDOOS
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hit him where it hurts and sue for his dunkaroos
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I was hoping for some Leonard J. Crabs shenanigans like the old days. 
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Blistex posted:I was hoping for some Leonard J. Crabs shenanigans like the old days.
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Complications posted:Leonard J. Crabs IIRC costs like actual fake amounts of counterfeit monopoly money. That means dragging out the old monopoly printer haunting the house like the Thanksgiving turkey of last year and really it's just an intern fishing for a bite. I'm sure there is a goon willing to drag the printer out.
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Hey Taxman have they take your spine already or are we still safe from the law?
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Complications posted:Leonard J. Crabs IIRC costs like actual fake amounts of counterfeit monopoly money. That means dragging out the old monopoly printer haunting the house like the Thanksgiving turkey of last year and really it's just an intern fishing for a bite. someone will carry that printer two miles to his house, hug or no hug.
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Monopoly runs on fake credit cards now so I'm sure you're good either way
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You should take them to court, wait, before you do you’ll need a rubber chicken and suitcase, more on this later, wear a dress to court and countersue that company on the claim that They’re ugly and that you hate them and something about Jesus, make sure to use your hands a lot, maybe bring some kind of horn “This country was founded on conspiracy and revolution” Also casually remark that Leonard crabs is an American lawyer, from America
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I know that's you, Shauntece!
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Challenge them to a duel, each side picks a champion. Then get Uwe Boll to fight for Something Awful.
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Sunswipe posted:Challenge them to a duel, each side picks a champion. Then get Uwe Boll to fight for Something Awful. It's the frenemy redemption arc that this dying forum deserves
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Somfin posted:It's the frenemy redemption arc that this dying forum deserves Uwe's all good! 
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Badchay posted:Uwe's all good! How many times must uwe boll own Lowtax so publicly ? 
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Somfin posted:It's the frenemy redemption arc that this dying forum deserves I'm thinking Lowtax chooses a goon for the fight (Lowtax isn't allowed to fight as the rules stipulate no cyborgs), who breaks his arm at the last minute. Just as it looks like the fight will default to Higbee , who is twirling his moustache while paying off the guy he paid to take out Lowtax's fighter, the doors are thrown open and Uwe Boll walks down to the ring. He's already in his boxing gear and throws off his robe before jumping into the ring. Uwe effortlessly defeats Higbee's champion, ending with an uppercut that launches him out of the ring to land on Higbee and Shaunteece. The film ends on Lowtax and Uwe doing a big Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger handshake as Uwe says something like "Ze only Zometing Awful now is zat guy's face!"
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:How many times must uwe boll own Lowtax so publicly ? It was actually quite sweet. Also Uwe challenged Alex Jones to a fist fight. Uwe Boll is alright.
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