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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Is it weird that a janitor says "excuse me is this an emergency?" while he's mopping? As in telling you to leave him alone

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Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003

syscall girl posted:

Is it weird that a janitor says "excuse me is this an emergency?" while he's mopping? As in telling you to leave him alone

Like, if you wanted him to stop mopping so he can do what you want him to do? No, it's not weird.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Never piss off the janitor


<insert funny Scrubs gif here>

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

spog posted:

<insert funny Scrubs gif here>

Getting a 404 error on that one

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No leave the janitor alone if it's not an emergency, they don't get 11.50 an hour to be your servant. This goes doubly so if you don't even work there.

Also there's very few janitors anymore your either dealing with a maintenance worker or a part timer who cleans as one of their job responsibilities.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




syscall girl posted:

Is it weird that a janitor says "excuse me is this an emergency?" while he's mopping? As in telling you to leave him alone

I'd really like to know what you said to him to make him respond like that. Like did you ask him for directions to a certain office, or did you ask him to help you carry stuff? If it's the former, he's kind of rude, if it's the latter, yeah it's not weird.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Qubee posted:

I'd really like to know what you said to him to make him respond like that. Like did you ask him for directions to a certain office, or did you ask him to help you carry stuff? If it's the former, he's kind of rude, if it's the latter, yeah it's not weird.

I walked in. In spite of the yellow warning cones. Didn't say anything.

life is a joke
Mar 7, 2016
Did you walk on the freshly mopped floor and then think his comment was about a general desire to be left alone

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Yellow warning cones usually mean slippery floor. Not gonna lie, if that happened to me exactly as how you described it, I'd have asked him "sorry?" cause it is a bit of a weird thing to say. I don't think he was telling you to leave him alone, he was probably peeved if you walked on freshly mopped floor but it's not the end of the world.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

life is a joke posted:

Did you walk on the freshly mopped floor and then think his comment was about a general desire to be left alone

He seemed to be vacuuming. He seemed upset I wanted to use the bathroom and I didn't know where another was so I left unsatisfied and worried I'd overstepped some unwritten rule but I thought the cones were about liability not keeping his floor pristine. Although at that time it was his workspace so I'm conflicted

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Qubee posted:

What else is she gonna do, move out and still be liable for rent for who knows how many months left?
That's what I'd do. Find a friend or family member to stay with.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

value-brand cereal posted:

You make a good point. Frankly I'm going to be polite but excuse myself from his presence at every chance until this lease is up and I flee into the sunset. Hopefully I will not be turned into a body pillow before that happens.
I'm also going to ask my sister to hold onto my jewelry and other valuables because I don't want this fucker to take them and then go 'oh you left this on the kitchen counter! Aren't I so nice giving it back to you?? Aren't I??? BE MY WAIFU??'.

Personally, I'd spend $30 on a cheap gopro knockoff and leave it running for a couple of days, hidden on top of the wardrobe with motion detection running.

Get soem evidence of what they are up to and then break the lease before you become a skinsuit.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
He should have said “I’m mopping here!” In his best Dustin Hoffman voice.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Hyperlynx posted:

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?

You can fly it and rent out your services on that new ride-sharing service for witches, skeletons and ghosts.

You know, Boo-ber.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Hyperlynx posted:

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?

I use a broom for cleaning the kitchen cause it's lino flooring.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Hyperlynx posted:

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?

Some vacuums don't do great on flat surfaces like tile that would be in your kitchen or bathroom.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Hyperlynx posted:

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?

Sweeping up shards of glass when you drop a glass or bottle.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

spog posted:

Sweeping up shards of glass when you drop a glass or bottle.

:bisonyes:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


value-brand cereal posted:

Thanks again everyone! I'm unhappy knowing I'm not actually safe, but it's better I know and not have my things vanish and/or get moved around. :T And deal with comments about sex toys. Ugh.

You should label a box "my skimpy lingerie" or something and put one of these in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2C22Qlknuw

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

veni veni veni posted:

You should label a box "my skimpy lingerie" or something and put one of these in there



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Hyperlynx posted:

If you live in a small apartment, what's a broom useful for if you've got a vacuum cleaner?
Quickly making wood or tile floors look more presentable if you're too lazy to get out the vacuum.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Answered!

value-brand cereal fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Sep 20, 2018

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

value-brand cereal posted:

I have a big army trunk with a lock that I've put all my toys, lingerie, cosmetics, perfumes, and other things in. It's duct taped up and would be very obvious if the seal was broken. God, I'll have to loving sanitize my toys too :( My friend gave me her door jamb thing, so at least I don't have to wait for one to get shipped to me! The creepy room mate has been acting normal, I think, and had only interacted with me once. I don't think he suspects that I know, but might soon enough if he tries creeping through my room again :gonk: One thing at a time!

The creepy room mate has rented from my/our white landlady for longer than I have, and does a lot of favors for her with computers type trouble shooting assistance. She thinks he's the bees knees from what I've seen and what my other room mate seems to imply. Creepy room mate has a standing invitation to her thanksgiving/christmas dinners, you see. And I don't think I have much leverage considering there's no hard evidence he's been creeping into my room and fussing with my things. It's only been verbal hints/sexual harassment about things he shouldn't know and a jammed paper that shouldn't be on the ground. I've got 6 months and change to go, and unless it escalates I'm staying put. I kinda have to. I don't have the budget to move again so quickly, and I'm not finding a place that I can afford right now.

This is really a bandaid on a terrible situation. Ideally, you should leave - if you don;t feel safe in your own bed, then 6 months will have an effec on your mental health.

If y0uo can't leave - or get the roomate evicted - then at the very, very least get a deadbolt fitted to your room door.

'My roomate goes through my stuff' = words from the looney new girl
'My roomate goes through my stuff and here are multiple videos showing that' = someone you believe.

Get a shoebox and put some dull poo poo in there and leave it on top of a wardrobe. Order a GoPro knock-off from Amazon and cheap USB powerpack

After it has been there a week, cut a hole in it and hide the camera in there. Set it to 'motion detect' and use the powerpack to power it. Leave that there for a week, turning it on when you are out of the room.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I recently sold some stuff on eBay and got an email today telling me that my funds are available (eBay requests Paypal put funds on hold for a short period, then releases them after a certain amount of time). A few hours later I got this:



Which, when I try to copy and paste it, comes out as:

quote:

Dear,
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What's going on?
We noticed some unusual activity on your PayPal account near Redbridge UK and we're concerned about it.
What to do next
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Yours sincerely,
PayPal

1) How did these guys set up the text so it was a series of letters and numbers when you try to c&p it?
2) Could this be a coincidence that it came in the day I got a real email from Paypal, or should I be concerned about my security?

Edit: I'm sort of regretting opening the email tbh, maybe I'm being paranoid

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
Just go to PayPal’s website directly and see if there’s any notifications in your account. If it’s a legit issue they will have information through their website.

kedo
Nov 27, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

1) How did these guys set up the text so it was a series of letters and numbers when you try to c&p it?

If it's an HTML email (which it probably is), they could wrap the numbers in an element and then set its font size zero, eg:

code:
W<span style="font-size: 0;">52</span>e<span style="font-size: 0;">46</span> etc
There are other similar tactics they could use to hide the numbers, and you could always check by opening up the developer tools in your web browser and looking at the actual HTML contents of the email, but you definitely don't want to trust the email or click any links. Spammers/scammers use tactics like that to confuse automated filters.

It's probably a coincidence, but if you're worried about it, change your password or contact PayPal directly through the website, not from a link in an email.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

PRADA SLUT posted:

Just go to PayPal’s website directly and see if there’s any notifications in your account. If it’s a legit issue they will have information through their website.

Oh I know it's fake


kedo posted:

It's probably a coincidence, but if you're worried about it, change your password or contact PayPal directly through the website, not from a link in an email.

Good idea

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
I'd like to buy a new personal scale since my old one (which was left behind by a previous tenant and has never been very reliable to begin with) is really inaccurate, often fluctuating by several pounds even if just step off of it and right back on without changing anything else.

The problem is I don't really want to leave it in the common area because my roommates are maniacs and will likely damage, stain, or otherwise abuse anything I don't keep in my own room. However, my room is carpeted -- the only firm, flat surface in my personal space is the top of my desk and dresser, neither of which are practical for standing on.

Is there such a thing as a personal scale that will work accurately even if it's on a slightly springy or uneven surface like a carpet?

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer
It’s a shame that most home scales weigh 300 pounds so you can’t store it in one room and move it to another to use it.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Lawnie posted:

It’s a shame that most home scales weigh 300 pounds so you can’t store it in one room and move it to another to use it.

If my convenience were a non-issue I wouldn't be asking about personal scales in the first place.

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

If my convenience were a non-issue I wouldn't be asking about personal scales in the first place.

True, I was overly snarky but it is the stupid questions thread, sometimes you’ll get stupid answers. You could probably use a fairly large (2’x2’) piece of plywood under the scale in your bedroom to get a better reading. You should look for a scale with the smallest feet possible to minimize the effect of the carpet if you place it down on the padded surface.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Lawnie posted:

True, I was overly snarky but it is the stupid questions thread, sometimes you’ll get stupid answers. You could probably use a fairly large (2’x2’) piece of plywood under the scale in your bedroom to get a better reading. You should look for a scale with the smallest feet possible to minimize the effect of the carpet if you place it down on the padded surface.

I was curious if maybe they had one that was like, a tray with the weight-measuring part on the inside instead of in the feet, but honestly yeah, "get a chunk of plywood" is a pretty reasonable and cheap solution. Might just do that. Thanks!

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Is there a form or something I can file with the postmaster or UPS/USPS/FedEx and whatever other mail company in my area and give them a list of names and say "for <whatever time>, if the names to this address isn't these names, they don't live here and don't deliver the package"? I have been getting a LOT of incorrect address packages. Like an insane amount, when we first moved here it was the same last name, presumably from the previous tenants. But in the past month I've been getting more incorrect address letters then actual correct addresses. And its not like the odd birthday letter or anything, I'm talking about getting jury duty notices, medical information, DMV letters, very important stuff you want to make drat sure doesn't go to the wrong address. The kicker?

None of them ever share the same names, first or last. I have gotten letters for over 10 different surnames in the past 2 months. We've been writing "doesn't live here" and put them back in the box, and its a new name that comes in later in the week. Its to the point that I'm thinking there is something illegal going on, possibly someone using fake IDs and names and using my address as their house address. And I don't want to get mixed in that.

E: I got a loving Amazon package today, from someone who doesn't live here. Who fucks up their AMAZON address?

Leal fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 21, 2018

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Leal posted:

E: I got a loving Amazon package today, from someone who doesn't live here. Who fucks up their AMAZON address?

was it something good?

I was getting a poo poo ton of mail for the last tenant and I was literally tossing piles of mail back into the mail box that said "WRONG ADDRESS" and after a month or two the mail man left a big red note that said something to the effect of "Who the gently caress lives here? List your names" and we haven't gotten as much mail for that person since then. But I did get a huge package full of copper plumbing poo poo once.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




I keep getting letters addressed to my landlady's daughter, for the first month or two after moving in I'd regularly go drop them off, but now I just toss them all back in the mailbox. It has been 2 years and I still get loving letters address to them. What the gently caress man.

DARPA
Apr 24, 2005
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I was curious if maybe they had one that was like, a tray with the weight-measuring part on the inside instead of in the feet, but honestly yeah, "get a chunk of plywood" is a pretty reasonable and cheap solution. Might just do that. Thanks!

I'd go with a 12"x12" tile for less than $1 from a home improvement store. You don't have to cut it down to size, it won't absorb water if you drip on it after a shower, and overall looks better than a bare piece for plywood. You can ask a store rep to break open a box for you if you don't find a loose tile in the style you want.

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer

DARPA posted:

I'd go with a 12"x12" tile for less than $1 from a home improvement store. You don't have to cut it down to size, it won't absorb water if you drip on it after a shower, and overall looks better than a bare piece for plywood. You can ask a store rep to break open a box for you if you don't find a loose tile in the style you want.

This is a better idea than mine.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Qubee posted:

I keep getting letters addressed to my landlady's daughter, for the first month or two after moving in I'd regularly go drop them off, but now I just toss them all back in the mailbox. It has been 2 years and I still get loving letters address to them. What the gently caress man.

Most of them are probably mass mail. I keep getting random mail addressed to what I assume is literally every person who has ever been connected to this apartment in any way.

Really the worst is "X person who is not you or current resident" like that means anything other than "literally your trash can."

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regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Qubee posted:

I keep getting letters addressed to my landlady's daughter, for the first month or two after moving in I'd regularly go drop them off, but now I just toss them all back in the mailbox. It has been 2 years and I still get loving letters address to them. What the gently caress man.

I read once that unless there is a change of address form on file, mail is legally required to be delivered to the address on it. Your postal carrier knows well that Jane Smith doesn't live in your house but, like Sisyphus, is obliged to engage in a senseless task over and over again.

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