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Elfface posted:Clearly they had the same mutation as Wolverine, but Thor never thought to give the bones some adamantium upgrades. Looking forward to the upcoming series of miniseries leading to the publication of RETURN OF TOOTHGNASHER #1.
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muscles like this! posted:There's a whole thing in Norse mythology that Thor could kill his goats, cook and eat them but as long as the bones weren't damaged they would come back fine afterwards. IT WAS A DICK JOKE
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Coolguye posted:IT WAS A DICK JOKE Who's eating Thor's dick, now? I'm lost.
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Why does Krypto sound like the Swedish Chef now?
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FREE THE BATAWANG!!!
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Zombie Dachshund posted:Why does Krypto sound like the Swedish Chef now? Because they both go "Bork bork bork!"?
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Because they're both Kryptonian refugees that settled in Sweden. 
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I'm shocked that this has not been posted in either this thread or the Badass/Inspiring thread.
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Zombie Dachshund posted:Why does Krypto sound like the Swedish Chef now? As a Swede, I find this offensive. We go Börk, Börk, Börk, thank you very much.
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evilmiera posted:As a Swede, I find this offensive. We go Börk, Börk, Börk, thank you very much. How do you feel about lööps?
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Batman #55 answering the critical questions.
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That's kinda funny, but they had a butler, it's not like Batman ever did his own laundry.
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"Think clean thoughts, chum" is straight from "For the Man Who Has Everything," the Moore/Gibbons Superman annual where the weird brain flower puts him in a fantasy where he grew up on Krypton (which also got made into a good episode of JLU). ...But the Robin that was there was Jason. Whatever, still a pretty funny page.
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Kantesu posted:"Think clean thoughts, chum" is straight from "For the Man Who Has Everything," the Moore/Gibbons Superman annual where the weird brain flower puts him in a fantasy where he grew up on Krypton (which also got made into a good episode of JLU). When you take on the role of Robin it's more than just the cape and tights. You take on the backstory and memories of all Robins past and future. Nothing mystical, Alfred just makes you study so that Bruce doesn't need to make an effort to remember there's different people under there.
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Related:   Nightwing Annual #2
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Marvel Zombies vs. The Army of Darkness. Pretty sure if I was a flesh-eating zombie, I'd be going for the Blob too. 
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Say Nothing posted:Marvel Zombies vs. The Army of Darkness. I would keep Multiple Man in a cage and just punch him when I'm hungry.
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I love the bonus Runaways chowing down on Old Lace.
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Push El Burrito posted:I would keep Multiple Man in a cage and just punch him when I'm hungry. Earth X, I think, Madrox got Wendigo'd. Non-cannibal content:  Flashback: Cable v1 #-1, 1997
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Say Nothing posted:Marvel Zombies vs. The Army of Darkness. I'm reminded of that episode of "Best of the Worst" when they have, apropos of nothing, a debate about what celebrities you'd actually want to have with you in case you had to resort to cannibalism. Short version: Blob's probably not a great bet. (It's a good visual gag, but the Comic Book Guy part of my brain wants to note here that it's supposed to be really hard to pierce Blob's skin at all, even with sharp weapons, so he's probably in the least danger during a Marvel Zombies scenario.)
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Yeah you don’t eat fat you eat muscle. So in the marvel U the blob would be bottom five
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I have the Super Dictionary and it's really fun and strange. Besides the hilarious ones like Lex stealing cakes and whatnot, all of them have an oddness to them due to the theory of teaching words the author uses, where each statement defines the word in a slightly different way.
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And like all of us who have tried carrying an unwieldy object, the moment his attention wavers he slams it straight into the edge of the panel.
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Ygolonac posted:Earth X, I think, Madrox got Wendigo'd. Yeah, it was one of the better subplots of that whole world of stories. In the one-off, Beasts, the joint mutant and Wakandan people are slowly on an exodus to the south because nature is effed up and they're in a basic arctic environment. Their group keeps getting attacked by Wendigos, which have been a thing since they first appeared in The Incredible Hulk back in the early 70s. Eventually they have one wounded and captured, and it slowly reverts to a Madrox copy, who reveals he got lost out in the snow and ice, and was starving to death, so he ate himself. Wanderer posted:I'm reminded of that episode of "Best of the Worst" when they have, apropos of nothing, a debate about what celebrities you'd actually want to have with you in case you had to resort to cannibalism. Reminds me of when Marvel Zombies was first coming out, the horror fandom mag Rue morgue did a big interview with Kirkman, who was super disappointed to learn that in the original appearance of the zombieverse in Fantastic Four, they showed that Luke Cage was already undead, because his initial idea for the first book was a story where because of his impenetrable skin, zombies couldn't bite through it and infect him, so he was essentially immune. And like, it would end up being some "I Am Legend" type situation.
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Push El Burrito posted:I would keep Multiple Man in a cage and just punch him when I'm hungry. Wolverine would be an endless source of meat. There's actually a story where some zombies tries that to Deadpool but he tastes too foul to eat.
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Alhazred posted:Wolverine would be an endless source of meat. There's actually a story where some zombies tries that to Deadpool but he tastes too foul to eat. There's one bit in New X-Men where he casually remarks to Jean that he was once trapped on an ice floe for a few months and survived by cutting strips off himself and eating them.
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Wheat Loaf posted:There's one bit in New X-Men where he casually remarks to Jean that he was once trapped on an ice floe for a few months and survived by cutting strips off himself and eating them. Deadpool himself does this to Wolverine in the first arc of Remender's X-Force when they're attacked by a mutant that drains him
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Back in the day Wolverine's healing powers obeyed conservation of mass so he'd get really hungry when he was healing.
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What's the first big instance of Wolverine's healing powers getting all, "Oh, for gently caress's sake  "?
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Wheat Loaf posted:What's the first big instance of Wolverine's healing powers getting all, "Oh, for gently caress's sake Doesn't he regenerate from a drop of blood?
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That's Lobo, I think.
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I don't know if it was THE moment, but regenerating from a skeleton during civil war was pretty stupid even at the time. He also stood up after being nuked in a terrible Venom comic around the same time.
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I mean, it's surely the time he regenerated wholesale from Nitro blowing every part of him up except his eyeballs(??).
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A Strange Aeon posted:Doesn't he regenerate from a drop of blood? On at least one occasion when he did, there was a gigantic magic MacGuffin involved and his blood splashed on it. Unrelated, the game show of our immediate future: 
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A Strange Aeon posted:Doesn't he regenerate from a drop of blood? Only via a magic crystal, not his healing factor. edit: whoops, it was his healing factor powered up by said crystal 
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