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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Good morning, men are scum.
http://www.ktva.com/story/39123509/anchorage-man-pleads-guilty-in-choking-sexual-assault-case

Choke a woman you don’t know unconscious and jerk off on her, get a slap on the wrist because you got fired from your job.

E: throw this DA in prison too.

quote:

"I hope it doesn't happen," Grannik said. "That's the reason why I made the deal that I've made, because I have reasonable expectations that it will not happen. But I would like the gentleman to be on notice that that is his one pass -- it's not really a pass -- but given the conduct, one might consider that it is."

Golly I hope this dude who did a sexual assault doesn’t do it again.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Sep 21, 2018

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Brexit announcement coming up. It's good to remember that America isn't alone in owning themselves.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Every country owns themselves and pretends they don't

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Vasudus posted:

Brexit announcement coming up. It's good to remember that America isn't alone in owning themselves.

Every time I get pissed off/depressed at the state of American politics I remembered that the English (not the scots..) voted to crash and burn their economy and place on the global stage because of Romanian workers lol.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

This Ed Whelan theory was almost immediately determined to be 2018's TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY idiot tweet thread of the year almost as soon as it was posted.

It has now been talked about on Fox and Friends, so Donnie will be tweeting about it shortly.

https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1043097493410639872?s=19

There's the segment. Lol he's gonna end up confirmed and I bet a bunch of more things come up including more sexual assaults and weird money bullshit

Edit:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1043115124628877314?s=19

As CSPAM would say: "make the tweet you fat orange bitch"

Double edit; more tweets:

https://twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/status/1043117304152817664?s=19

Someone is gonna get sued lmao

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Sep 21, 2018

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I don't understand why republicans are even entertaining the pretense of caring about or lightly investigating this. Isn't forcing whatever senate action they want because they can with no consequences sort of their thing

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

shame on an IGA posted:

I don't understand why republicans are even entertaining the pretense of caring about or lightly investigating this. Isn't forcing whatever senate action they want because they can with no consequences sort of their thing

Polls got them scared I think. And the fact that #metoo isn't going away (and so it shouldn't, look at this poo poo that happens)

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1043008168903753728?s=21

:stare:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
He couldn't make it to Monday

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1043126336473055235?s=19

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/robertmaguire_/status/1043128079231725568?s=21

:trumppop:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

What a sickening human being. He And his MAGA train of supporters can get hosed by a horse cock and die

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

What a sickening human being. He And his MAGA train of supporters can get hosed by a horse cock and die

I agree that the Catherine The Great treatment for Trump would be a good start.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

What a sickening human being. He And his MAGA train of supporters can get hosed by a horse cock and die

This is honestly much more mild than I would have guessed.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nephzinho posted:

This is honestly much more mild than I would have guessed.

That's the most reasonable thing I can say in polite company

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

That's the most reasonable thing I can say in polite company

I meant Trump's tweet, but that too.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Even that level of depravity is a shitload of restraint for the Pissbaby President. I'm curious if they're doing the three-year-old babysitting tactic of constantly distracting him with something else or if he's just dosed to the loving gills with Xanax or what. It's really uncharacteristic how little he has attacked her.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bird food bathtub posted:

Even that level of depravity is a shitload of restraint for the Pissbaby President. I'm curious if they're doing the three-year-old babysitting tactic of constantly distracting him with something else or if he's just dosed to the loving gills with Xanax or what. It's really uncharacteristic how little he has attacked her.

It's all done now, the dam broke because Trump now sees himself in Kavanaugh.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1043141682567499776?s=19

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Even the Pod Save America guys were talking about how Trump and the GOP views any attack on Kavanaugh for sexual assault as an assault by association on Trump. Because he's a serial sexual assaulter.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

facialimpediment posted:

It's all done now, the dam broke because Trump now sees himself in Kavanaugh.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1043141682567499776?s=19

He goes through this with facts? Sexual assault accusations? "Radical left wing politicians?" All of the above?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


F-gently caress 😞

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I know, I hate drizzle.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Know that gas line the blew up a bunch of houses' services that led to explosions? More great news about that:

https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/1043159619424722944?s=19

I wonder if someone set the pressure in psi instead of kPa as the issue

Edit: more infrastructure news for infrastructure week

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1043161526721495040?s=19

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Sep 21, 2018

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Clean coal :woop:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Edit: more infrastructure news for infrastructure week

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1043161526721495040?s=19

Yeah, that'll make Fayetteville better: a nice even coating of carcinogens over everything.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1043171550583828480?s=21

:lol:

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Schadenboner posted:

I agree that the Catherine The Great treatment for Trump would be a good start.
Having a stroke on the toilet?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Bell_ posted:

Having a stroke on the toilet?

Thats what I call his 4am tweets.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I think the kids will be alright

https://twitter.com/bigboyalive/status/1042791658016923650?s=19

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Would you like to hear my poetry?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Would you like to hear my poetry?

I'd rather be fired out an airlock.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1043195602635509767?s=21

:allbuttons::allbuttons::allbuttons::allbuttons:

:trumppop:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He immediately denied it

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Now I'd hope they did their due diligence here and didn't fall for a planted story...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh hes gone

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
hi it's me, the news tornado

did you miss me lol


https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1043197760684609536?s=19

Sure looks like the NYT got ahold of McCabe's notes, or something to that effect.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
So Stupid Watergate is heading for Saturday Night Massacre 2? I'm ok with that as long as the ending is the same. If that poo poo goes down and Republicans shrug it off to pass another tax cut we're kinda mega-hosed.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:aaaaa:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Hello

I want to believe

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1043186573389508609

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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





bird food bathtub posted:

So Stupid Watergate is heading for Saturday Night Massacre 2? I'm ok with that as long as the ending is the same. If that poo poo goes down and Republicans shrug it off to pass another tax cut we're kinda mega-hosed.

That is one way to distract from Brett.

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