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DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

If he really wants his name to live forever he should shovel all the nation's money into putting a man on mars, because the only thing i - a uk person - know about JFK is "he did the moon landing" (even if he didn't get to see it)

Nobody would ever remember any of the collusion stuff or any of the other poo poo he's done

let me help you with that so you now know twice as many things about JFK:

he hosed a lot

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

spankmeister posted:

What if defense spending is really a thinly veiled public jobs program

It's a stuff the pockets of the rich program. It has nothing at all to do with public welfare, except maybe accidentally.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:16

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

DACK FAYDEN posted:

let me help you with that so you now know twice as many things about JFK:

he hosed a lot

Here's all you need to know really:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:37

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

the joke has been done before but what will the Space Force�s lower enlisted do for stupid makework tasks?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:49

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

being a janitor for orbital junk would be a net good so it ain't that

# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:56

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grognan posted:

being a janitor for orbital junk would be a net good so it ain't that

best anime ever made

# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:17

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pirate Radar posted:

the joke has been done before but what will the Space Force’s lower enlisted do for stupid makework tasks?

Assuming they ever stand up anything besides a Pentagon wing and maybe a secretary department under the DoD, it's going to be a bunch of operations controllers and radio people endlessly sweeping unused ops floors and equipment rooms until 2090 when we finally build another reusable space vehicle or something

# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:19

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:23

Pulchritudinous: May 19, 2005; It means "to reduce by one-tenth."

paul_soccer10 posted:

we must depend on desert power...

He who controls the spice controls the universe

# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:29

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

paul_soccer10 posted:

best anime ever made

# ? Sep 21, 2018 20:23

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Pirate Radar posted:

the joke has been done before but what will the Space Force�s lower enlisted do for stupid makework tasks?

Dibs on being the bored NCO leaning into a bad powerpoint presentation to read aloud the bullets on Airlock Safety after a couple E-2 Spacemen Second Class eat vacuum horsing around in an airlock.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 20:39

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Mandoric posted:

meanwhile, it's trump, so he just wants troops with antennas on their hats like he saw on tv.

Someone pls Photoshop Trump in that 60s Star Trek toy helmet that has SPOCK on it, but instead of Spock it reads SPACE FORCE.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 23:15

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:00

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

spankmeister posted:

What if defense spending is really a thinly veiled public jobs program

it isn't, the military is constantly cutting staffing budgets. it's all just a grifting operation for weapons manufacturers

# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:01

Mr.Radar: Nov 5, 2005; You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Sexy Handmaid's Tale

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Cross postin'

Pastry of the Year posted:

if you've never seen this, oh please do, and not on mute, either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmin_ecw99Q

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:59

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Memento posted:

Cross postin'

Admin got in on a pen promotion with Sly?

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:03

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

Mr.Radar posted:

Sexy Handmaid's Tale

https://twitter.com/lo_lifer/status/1043117598739714050

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:07

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

ffs who cares

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:34

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:36

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

not a cult posted:

ffs who cares

Apparently many people do. Maybe it's not a super-cool idea to fetishize an oppressed minority, especially when said minority has had a long history of being used as sex objects by those in power.

Or hey, maybe it's just those gosh-darned tumblerina snowflakes looking for reasons to be offended, because if it doesn't directly affect us white male heterosexuals then it's obviously nothing worth being upset about!

Trabandiumium posted:

Pssht, everyone knows the true fuel of choice for pro-gaming is Gamer Girl Pee

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:41

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Apparently many people do. Maybe it's not a super-cool idea to fetishize an oppressed minority, especially when said minority has had a long history of being used as sex objects by those in power.

Or hey, maybe it's just those gosh-darned tumblerina snowflakes looking for reasons to be offended, because if it doesn't directly affect us white male heterosexuals then it's obviously nothing worth being upset about!

I'm aware of your points, agree with them in general, but still find it to be an overreaction to a costume for a bit of kinky fun.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:53

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

not a cult posted:

I'm aware of your points, agree with them in general, but still find it to be an overreaction to a costume for a bit of kinky fun.

"In The Handmaiden's Tale women are sexually enslaved by men as a parallel to the actual objectification real women deal with on a day to day basis to highlight the normalization of abuse and misogyny in our society."

"I NEED TO JACK OFF TO THIS!"

Screaming Idiot has issued a correction as of 08:00 on Sep 22, 2018

# ? Sep 22, 2018 07:57

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

There's sexy everything, I don't think it's that specific

# ? Sep 22, 2018 08:01

Goast: Jul 23, 2011; by VideoGames

calm down no one is jacking off to a handmaiden's tale

jk they totally are

# ? Sep 22, 2018 08:08

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Accretionist posted:

There's sexy everything, I don't think it's that specific

yes that is the problem, we are normalizing the objectification of women, even going so far as objectifying the criticism of said objectification

it's basically Inception, but with more assholes jerking off to it

# ? Sep 22, 2018 08:08

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

"In The Handmaiden's Tale women are sexually enslaved by men as a parallel to the actual objectification real women deal with on a day to day basis to highlight the normalization of abuse and misogyny in our society."

"I NEED TO JACK OFF TO THIS!"

yes, that's where the word "kinky" comes in

# ? Sep 22, 2018 08:14