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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
So I went and watched some of Beto's adventure through the Whataburger drive-thru and it was pretty interesting in that I don't think a politician has livestreamed like this? I sat here watching him barrel down the highway munching on a burger and spilling mustard all over his pants while going "poo poo! poo poo! poo poo!"

I can relate tbh

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isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

So I went and watched some of Beto's adventure through the Whataburger drive-thru and it was pretty interesting in that I don't think a politician has livestreamed like this? I sat here watching him barrel down the highway munching on a burger and spilling mustard all over his pants while going "poo poo! poo poo! poo poo!"

I can relate tbh

His food videos are consistently good

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Something something Anthony Bourdain and food being a sacred thing that brings people together

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

PostNouveau posted:

:lol:

Yeah buy a bunch of 30-second spots to just play this Ted.

Oh god, I hope they're that tone deaf

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
Here's the aforementioned vid of Beto air drumming to Baba O'Riley at the Whataburger drive thru

https://twitter.com/Aaron_M_Morales/status/1043328465494306817

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/dacm3gs/status/1043331758782140416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKh_OV_wqqA

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

isk posted:

Here's the aforementioned vid of Beto air drumming to Baba O'Riley at the Whataburger drive thru

https://twitter.com/Aaron_M_Morales/status/1043328465494306817

Cue Ted Cruz ad about how Beto loves the devil's music

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

FBS posted:

Only after one of the people in the car asked him to order some. Obvious proof that he's not genuine and that he's playing up certain aspects of himself to win votes. They spent weeks drilling it into him that Whataburger doesn't carry dijon mustard.

:v:

Clearly Beto’s staff knows all about manipulating us with this spicy ketchup business. Talk about collusion! We’ve seen images of Beto skateboarding through Whataburger parking lots before, and then the first thing they do after the debate is go back to Whataburger, order spicy ketchup and focus the camera right on him as he chows down on that burger. He doesn’t take any money from special interests eh? There must be something he’s not telling us! :sad:

Spacehams
Jun 3, 2007

sometimes people are mean, and I think they should try being nice
Grimey Drawer
Can't wait to see Ted Cruz try livestreaming himself ordering a breakfast bore-rito from Torchy's.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1043202483496075264?s=21

He’s gonna have to find some other politics thing to run for if he loses because I don’t think he can spend all this money.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1043202483496075264?s=21

He’s gonna have to find some other politics thing to run for if he loses because I don’t think he can spend all this money.

i hope this is sarcastic

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1043202483496075264?s=21

He’s gonna have to find some other politics thing to run for if he loses because I don’t think he can spend all this money.

One way or another after the election I'm going to get a piece of adhesive and replace 'For Senate' with 'For President' on my bumper sticker.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

isk posted:

Here's the aforementioned vid of Beto air drumming to Baba O'Riley at the Whataburger drive thru

https://twitter.com/Aaron_M_Morales/status/1043328465494306817

:swoon:

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Optimus Prime Rib posted:

Can't wait to see Ted Cruz try livestreaming himself ordering a breakfast bore-rito from Torchy's.

“Can we add extra butter to that?”

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
What do Cruz’s numbers look like in El Paso? Also for West Texas cities like San Angelo, Midland/Odessa, etc., will the draw of a son of El Paso and West Texas be any factor in cracking that deep red stronghold?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1043540671251001344

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1043202483496075264?s=21

He’s gonna have to find some other politics thing to run for if he loses because I don’t think he can spend all this money.

At the very least a Dem that knows how to campaign in Texas will control it.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1043323745971187712

Jesus loving christ Beto :swoon:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:wow:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Texas floods and me I thud Bet-o Bet-o!
Cruz giggles and me I wiggle Bet-o Bet-o!
Whataburger runs and me I puns Bet-o Bet-o!
Boomers die and me I cry Bet-o Bet-o!
Medicare compromise and me I sigh Bet-o Bet-o!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Trip Report:

Pig was good, as usual, but it was mostly new stuff and it was more fun seeing him with En Esch and Guenter. I'm just glad he's touring again. Also, got a copy of Wrecked on vinyl, which rules.

Killing Joke was awesome. First time they've played Houston in like twenty-five years. Set was all the songs you wanted and they sounded good for being so old.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/TxDOTHoustonPIO/status/1043566371278409730

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Sir Tonk posted:

Trip Report:

Pig was good, as usual, but it was mostly new stuff and it was more fun seeing him with En Esch and Guenter. I'm just glad he's touring again. Also, got a copy of Wrecked on vinyl, which rules.

Killing Joke was awesome. First time they've played Houston in like twenty-five years. Set was all the songs you wanted and they sounded good for being so old.
Wrecked is such a great album.

The flooding up here was crazy last night.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1043623246271328257

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Wrecked is such a great album.

The flooding up here was crazy last night.

Yeah there was some news about it being wet up there.

Looks like north Houston and Austin are getting it as well. Been mild downtown so far.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Looks like someone is batting for both sides.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Lote posted:

What do Cruz’s numbers look like in El Paso? Also for West Texas cities like San Angelo, Midland/Odessa, etc., will the draw of a son of El Paso and West Texas be any factor in cracking that deep red stronghold?

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, they fell in love with an Irish lad...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fart sound effect.

I get it, Cruz whined about how ACTUALLY beto hates cops and loves them dying so he's gotta do this but still

fart sound effect

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Whew, get the purity knives out folks. We almost forgot to make good the enemy of perfect.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

1stGear posted:

Whew, get the purity knives out folks. We almost forgot to make good the enemy of perfect.

yep that's what me saying 'yea I get it but still lame' is, now I actively want Beto to get thrown off the ticket half way through the race so Quanell X can take his place.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

sexpig by night posted:

yep that's what me saying 'yea I get it but still lame' is, now I actively want Beto to get thrown off the ticket half way through the race so Quanell X can take his place.

Posters in the Trump thread were complaining about how Beto hasn't specifically said the words "I support Medicare For All" so yes, SA's more-leftist-than-thou posters are already winding up to bitch about how a better candidate would have awoken the proletariat and defeated Cruz.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



this is it. this the the year UT wins a bowl game and beto wins the senate seat

Skex posted:

Jesus, Cruz just strings catch phrases, dog whistles and right wing trigger words together but never actually enunciates a position, policy or accomplishment.

It's :psyduck: that Republicans actually buy that poo poo.

its been loving rich hearing shitheads on the nyt editorial page or whatever complaining about how trump and sanders (lol) make crass appeals to emotion when thats what every republican has been doing for decades

Sab0921 posted:

George Will just wrote a fawning profile of Lizzie Fletcher - I take back everything I said and she's the worst

lmao

Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Sep 23, 2018

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

1stGear posted:

Posters in the Trump thread were complaining about how Beto hasn't specifically said the words "I support Medicare For All" so yes, SA's more-leftist-than-thou posters are already winding up to bitch about how a better candidate would have awoken the proletariat and defeated Cruz.

thats why dsa wont endorse him, they require all candidates to back the house m4a bill.

although i doubt beto wants dsa to support him this cycle

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

1stGear posted:

Posters in the Trump thread were complaining about how Beto hasn't specifically said the words "I support Medicare For All" so yes, SA's more-leftist-than-thou posters are already winding up to bitch about how a better candidate would have awoken the proletariat and defeated Cruz.

it's crazy but I can be disappointed he and the florida dude are both actively avoiding saying m4a but sticking to the 'affordable healthcare' bullshit and also want them to win over their ghoul rear end republican enemies.

Also yes considering m4a has like near 90% cross party support if he does fail to turn voters out him running from an incredibly popular issue should PROBABLY be in the post mortem

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
i want to live in garrison's reality for a day, its got to be fascinating to be around people that legitimately like cruz

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
of all of Garrison's weirdness that one was especially weird.

Like, ok, big strong daddy trump, I get that, it's dumb but I get the 'logic' that requires a crazy racist sociopath to get there. poo poo like 'Jeb's a cuck' and 'Marco's a little bitch' are just objective facts he pointed out.

But...how'd he get that for Cruz? Cruz has never even tried to market himself as some sweet soft type!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Sir Tonk posted:

i want to live in garrison's reality for a day, its got to be fascinating to be around people that legitimately like cruz

I think Garrison wants to live there, too.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

sexpig by night posted:

of all of Garrison's weirdness that one was especially weird.

Like, ok, big strong daddy trump, I get that, it's dumb but I get the 'logic' that requires a crazy racist sociopath to get there. poo poo like 'Jeb's a cuck' and 'Marco's a little bitch' are just objective facts he pointed out.

But...how'd he get that for Cruz? Cruz has never even tried to market himself as some sweet soft type!

its love for what cruz represents

hes the tough smart right winger thats fighting the good fight against government overspending and whatever

like, garrison thinks cruz shutting down the government and costing the gop their social program cuts was a huge victory for conservatism and not just a publicity stunt to get cruz the nomination in a few years

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