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cinci zoo sniper posted:you were probably just drunk at the time no, we were just celebrating it as the end of history my mother tears up and apologizes because she thought she was birthing me into a post-soviet era
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Sep 23, 2018 07:42
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:no, we were just celebrating it as the end of history how did your mother miss that ussr still exists 
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Sep 23, 2018 07:44
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there was a decade were we where distracted by yelstin
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Sep 23, 2018 07:47
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my mother literally quotes the end of history in her decision to reproduce the joke's on her
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Sep 23, 2018 07:48
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:my mother literally quotes the end of history in her decision to reproduce 
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Sep 23, 2018 07:49
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mean while i have to claw hand over fist to recover any stock options she tends to apologize to giving birth to me and my siblings, which is refreshing
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Sep 23, 2018 07:55
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as long as they follow through on the real estate
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Sep 23, 2018 07:56
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australian needles-in-strawberries crisis
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brown basmati rice is superior to white basmati rice in every way. in other news, i drop my pants and my vagina roars in a terrible voice for berkeexmarx posted:australian needles-in-strawberries crisis
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Sep 23, 2018 10:09
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this broken hill posted:brown basmati rice is superior to white basmati rice in every way. in other news, i drop my pants and my vagina roars in a terrible voice for berke  
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Sep 23, 2018 10:48
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the strawbocalypse
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our new pm has labelled the strawberry saboteurs "food terrorists" and introduced a 15-year maximum jail sentence for tampering with the noble berry
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Sep 23, 2018 10:58
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oh wow, this is like 5-10 year old blip of "doghunter" activity in russia, where some morons would distribute small bits of meat with fishing hooks and such in parks
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this broken hill posted:our new pm has labelled the strawberry saboteurs "food terrorists" and introduced a 15-year maximum jail sentence for tampering with the noble berry https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1042990402431725568
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Sep 23, 2018 11:25
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One man's fruit terrorist is another man's vegetable freedom fighter
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Sep 23, 2018 15:13
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I don't believe in strawberries
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HorrificExistence posted:there is a diner near me that has unlimited coffee if you order something, so i end up always eating really good diner toast and too much coffee on lazy sundays, like idk what they do to it but the toast is like far more oily than anything i could do at home. phase oil you're chowing down on petroleum distillates
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Berries are a treasonous fruit that should only be purchased frozen to keep the Mold demons away.
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Sep 23, 2018 15:54
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just spray a little bleach on em no biggie
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lol just lol if you don't have a nearby farm that let's you pick strawberries for a few bucks a bucket
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the paradigm shift posted:lol just lol if you don't have a nearby farm that let's you pick strawberries for a few bucks a bucket i mean this is america (i refuse to believe places outside THE GLORIOUS EAGLE FREEDOM GUNLAND exist), pick any direction, follow it for 2 hours, and you're bound to find underpaid migrants picking produce
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The Muppets On PCP posted:at public schools they wouldn't wait until the students graduated we had a gym teacher who hosed some students, he was the girls soccer coach and well anyway they replaced him with a woman
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avs no....
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drat it avs stop getting banned
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pouring one out for my homie
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Berke Negri posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuayQFD51w loving brutal
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Oh avs lol
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this broken hill posted:the strawbocalypse Wrap it up strawbailures.
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anyone else starting to get hopeful that kavanaugh is doomed
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hope is a lie
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the paradigm shift posted:anyone else starting to get hopeful that kavanaugh is doomed Given that Clarence Thomas got on the SCOTUS, nope.
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avshalemon posted:*appears at the window, translucent and floating* Hail Satan!
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She felt the personal touch of The Tax himself
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Pirate Radar posted:She felt the personal touch of The Tax himself
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avshalemon posted:it's actually quite powerful to me that i've been personally permabanned by the tax not just once, but twice! I hope you spent the time away from us teaching your keets proper survival tactics and not to run in circles throwing food at your newfound avian predator.
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the paradigm shift posted:anyone else starting to get hopeful that kavanaugh is doomed its possible not highly cause republicans are probably going to vote for him no matter what comes out, but they might decide to just pull him and run someone boringly evil
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