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Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

corn on the cop posted:

you have an infinite supply of 150-pound white receivers. what are you doing

I'm pretty sure "white receiver" is a listed position on the Patriots depth chart.

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
bill belichick googling "how to convert on third down"

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Brady just going to stew in the locker room and go to his final form for the second half.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im falling asleeeeeeeep

hepl

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Just ball out and go for it

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Quiet Feet posted:

If the Patriots actually have to win I hope it's by something nice and stupid like 5 field goals

been there, done that

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Zyla posted:

im falling asleeeeeeeep

hepl

Is she calling a cab?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Styles Bitchley posted:

Brady just going to stew in the locker room and go to his final form for the second half.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

N00ba the Hutt posted:

I'm pretty sure "white receiver" is a listed position on the Patriots depth chart.

But it’s just all the WR spots

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

ketchup vs catsup posted:

I wonder if all these run plays are the patriots trying to hide the increasing time between passing plays brady takes to get ready to sling it again.

One hand, this sounds pretty :tinfoil:. OTOH it sounds shockingly plausible to me.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Lions WILL score before the half.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

shirts and skins posted:

Is she calling a cab?

the Pats D is getting smoked, and this game is a drag

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Rushing to the line and having Brady dive a yard has historically never worked, better kick a FG

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
lions win 13 to 3 end the game now good night everybody have a good week see you tomorrow night

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the heat is on

for detroit native axel foley

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

i hate that loving dance all the kids do now

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Tim Whatley posted:

Rushing to the line and having Brady dive a yard has historically never worked, better kick a FG

I honestly don’t know if he can do that anymore

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




SamuraiFoochs posted:

One hand, this sounds pretty :tinfoil:. OTOH it sounds shockingly plausible to me.

the patriots coaches aren't dumb, they see that these run plays aren't really working. Other teams focus on establishing the run like it's a requirement, but my guess is that the patriots run play selection, despite evidence it doesn't work, is trying to cover a) Brady's age, and b) the zero confidence they have in the receiving corps till edelman gets back

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



God that GDT was incredible

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Taaaaaaaate

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


jesus loving christ pats

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

tate is good when he dosen't drop the ball

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Golden Tate has always ruled

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
NBC zooms in way too much. There were some games today where you could see everything that was happening on the field and it was cool

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I'm going to regret asking this, but

why is there a fist

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

CapnAndy posted:

I'm going to regret asking this, but

why is there a fist

Joe Louis iirc?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

I'm going to regret asking this, but

why is there a fist

A gift from the Japanese automotive industry

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

No, the chiefs absolutely dumpstered them early in the year a few years ago.
Yeah, but the Lions looked like a bottom 3 team in the league thus far.

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013

Tim Whatley posted:

Rushing to the line and having Brady dive a yard has historically never worked, better kick a FG

They were like three yards short, because unsurprisingly the Michel rush got blown up two yards behind the los

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Leon Einstein posted:

Yeah, but the Lions looked like a bottom 3 team in the league thus far.

This too tbh.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

God that GDT was incredible

For those with archives, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3595197&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=64 when Tucker makes the 61 yarder

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
nice playcalling you shitbags

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

CapnAndy posted:

I'm going to regret asking this, but

why is there a fist

I want to make a mom joke here, but I can’t fit it in

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if you fit the fist in your mouth or behind you become the owner of the city

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Lions that was dumb

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Good job idiots.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Cavauro posted:

if you fit the fist in your mouth or behind you become the owner of the city
shouldn't that be the penalty for failure

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Manifest is going to be unbelievably uninspired LOST wannabe.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

no

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Chris James 2 posted:

God that GDT was incredible

Nothing beats the GDT for the Tebow playoff OT victory, but this was a great one.

There was also that time that big marsh swamp pussy or whatever his name was turned out to be a goddamn psychic and predicted the extremely unlikely outcome of a game to the nth degree.

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